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Spearheadonomics: How the ladies caused our economic malaise

These are the awkwardly posed businessladies who wrecked our economy
These are the awkwardly posed businessladies who wrecked our economy

Like a lot of people, when I’m looking for insights on the current economic mess, I turn first to random dudes posting on The Spearhead. Here’s some guy called Poiuyt explaining how ladies and the men who don’t hate them are the source of all our troubles:

Because this god damned genderist society has become so amoral, so degenerate and so bankrupted on account of its genderist pervervions and femaleist subversions, it is going to be exceedingly difficult to grow itself out of the mess it finds itself in. The proverbial golden geese and their precious eggs in male produktivity have been either been killed, eaten, over-exploited, over worked, abused, dis-incentivised, harrased and are now increasingly extinct.

Well, I can’t argue with that, though the whole goose metaphor isn’t working 100% for me, given that I’m pretty sure it’s not the man goose that lays the eggs, but the lady goose. But that’s nitpicking. Poiuyt is on a roll:

You simply cannot get any further male inspired ekonomic growth out of hugely indebted and morally bankrupted societies as ours following genderist statism today, … … because the primary sources of growth potential in male inspired productivity and male entrepreneurship has been cannibalised to the bone. Cannibalised to the point where there is nothing left to base any further ekonomic growth on, consequent of the vicious sexist state ideology of womanism at all costs.

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KathleenB
KathleenB
10 years ago

Oh, dear gods, the stupid is going to burn my retinas.

Holly Pervocracy
10 years ago

MRA TACTICAL DIRECTIVE: in this thread, the theme is going to be “silly ladies should stay at home and let men work the important jobs.”

Do not confuse this with a “silly ladies shouldn’t make a man support them” thread, or we will lose vital solidarity.

kysokisaen
10 years ago

Once again we turn to the comedy websites to educate us. Turns out, we had economies before women had rights and they still managed to implode sometimes. http://www.cracked.com/article_18397_5-economic-collapses-more-ridiculous-than-this-one.html

CassandraSays
CassandraSays
10 years ago

Can someone help me parse the MRA word salad? Who exactly are the eggs in this scenario, and who’s eating them? Do they now believe that feminist and/or American women as a whole are cannibals?

Amnesia
Amnesia
10 years ago

He’s not talking about economies, he’s talking about ekonomies. Big difference, you know. If he were talking about economies, some people might actually get the misguided idea that he knows anything about the subject matter. How kind of him to make sure we don’t waste our time giving him the benefit of the doubt.

Moewicus
Moewicus
10 years ago

The lulz, it burns us!

Here’s part of one from oddsock, who has an avatar that reads “male greater than sign female”:

We call and even make fun of the womans rationalization hamster. What about those that still vote for these con merchants or still declare themselves as a republican or democrat etc etc ?

What’s the womans rationalization hamster? Can I get one?

Protip: when a room goes quiet, don’t be the one saying, loudly “All I know is, there’s a little hamster up there who knows exactly what he is doing.” But if you do, at least be sure to say you were referring to your womans rationalization hamster.

Dracula
Dracula
10 years ago

I shit you not, I had to read that last bit of the OP twice, due to it being so intensely stupid my eyes refused to focus on it.

thebionicmommy
thebionicmommy
10 years ago

Moewicus, I think their hamster thing is their way of saying that a woman can’t think like a man. When she tries to address one of the MRA claims, it’s an exercise in futility like a hamster running on a wheel. Like a lot of their in group jargon, it’s too obscure for most people to get. I just find it ironic that the MRA’s that talk about this “rationalization hamster” don’t make any logical arguments themselves. Their arguments are usually just a bunch of bs and misogyny mixed up in meaningless word salads.

blitzgal
10 years ago

Well, women are just so darned terrible it’s amazing the human race even exists today!

hellkell
hellkell
10 years ago

I love that these guys hate women so much that they’ll blame them for anything and everything, regardless of facts. Keep bringing the lulz, guys!

Trollin'MRAs
Trollin'MRAs
10 years ago

Al Jazeera – The Men Who Crashed the World.

Spearhead KNOWS that men are primarily responsible for our current economic shitscape, and are scrambling to find some she-goats to scape! Sad and Pathetic, but what else do you expect from spearhead scumsuckers?

Amnesia
Amnesia
10 years ago

Hamster? Puh-lease. I’m controlled by a platypus.

Holly Pervocracy
10 years ago

I have a rationalization guinea pig.

Thus my explanation for everything–from my temerity to have a career to my unreasonable demands to not be assaulted–is VRRRT VRRRT CARROTS? VRRREEERT.

Aloren
10 years ago

I am just a little mixed up with all the eggs and geese and how they relate to women messing up the economy by working.. You know working to support themselves and thier families. Because if they didn’t they would be money grubbing whores. So now if they do work for living they ruin the economy? I just never get exactly what the MRAs bottom line is. Some want all women to die off, others want us as domestic house and sex slaves… But not called that just that the sexes “compliment” eachother and we have a duty to men.(gak) So what is it? Why can’t they just focus on changing the laws they find unfair and supporting the men they think are abused? Why bring in all this hate and weird controlling ideals… It baffles me.

ithiliana
10 years ago

“femaleist suberversion”

I LIKE it!

ozymandias42
10 years ago

Femaleist Subversion is the name of my hypothetical queercore band’s first album. JSYK.

ithiliana
10 years ago

I’d buy it!

Jill the Spinster
Jill the Spinster
10 years ago

I can never tell if it’s going to be a “women should get married, stay at home and have babies” day or a “women are gold diggers and should support themselves financially” day.

CassandraSays
CassandraSays
10 years ago

It’s both. If women claim that it’s impossible to do both that’s just a sign that they aren’t trying hard enough.

Jill the Spinster
Jill the Spinster
10 years ago

Hamster is one of the words used by men who don’t like to be shamed as shaming language against females.

Holly Pervocracy
10 years ago

Jill – The closest thing to a consistent stance I can figure out is that most MRAs are willing to support women so long as they are obedient housewives. It’s mostly the idea of paying their money and not getting a guarantee of permanent full ownership in return that makes them angry.

Nova
Nova
10 years ago

Wait, so the wimmenz are supposed to sit at home and take care of the baybeez, but women aren’t supposed to expect a man to support them? Is this where NWO’s women sitting in the street and crying thing comes into play?

Spearhafoc
10 years ago

It’s times like this I wish I didn’t have the word “Spear” in my chosen Internet nym.

Jill the Spinster
Jill the Spinster
10 years ago

We know NWO doesn’t like the ladies sitting at home eating Bon bons and one of PAN’s favourite stories/gripes is that his ex wife refused to work

Bagelsan
Bagelsan
10 years ago

…inb4 DKM starts talking about how sexy hamsters are? XD

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