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Roses are red, ducks are ducky. Poems by incels are really quite sucky

By David Futrelle

Incels are bad at a lot of things, from”hiding their raging misogyny” to “being decent human beings.” But there are few things that they’re worse at than poetry.

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Asking the important questions (about penises) on Incels dot co

Why can’t you exercise your WHAT?

By David Futrelle

Say what you will about incels, but only they have the courage (if that’s what it is) to ask the really dumb questions about penises. Like Guinness Book of World Records dumb. Like “can you exercise your dick to make it bigger” dumb.

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Police brutality makes women wet, alleges man who’s never made a woman wet

Please ignore this woman actually protesting police brutality

By David Futrelle

One inventive incel thinks he has this whole police brutality thing figured out: it’s all the fault of feminism, and women in general, because women think brutality is just so, so sexy.

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Incels: White women are only involved in the George Floyd protests to “catch the eye of some looting Tyrones”

Slogans … or pickup lines?

By David Futrelle

The reaction among incels to the police killing of George Floyd and the protests that have followed has been, to put it very charitably, mixed.

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Incel: “Women are less than objects”

By David Futrelle

Incels are truly dedicated to plumbing the depths of misogyny. Here’s an impressive rant from an incel who thinks it’s wrong to treat women as objects — because, in his mind, they’re worse than objects.

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Incel furious about couples eating sushi on dates

By David Futrelle

Today’s morsel of raw hate from the Incels.co forums: A dude mad at couples eating sushi.

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Tall men “make short roasties’ holes quiver with the thought of eradicating short men” and other insights from Twitter’s Daily Blackpill

Shaq and then-girlfriend Nicole Alexander genociding short men

By David Futrelle

The fellow who runs the Daily Blackpill account on Twitter is the very model of a modern incel — bitter, angry, hopelessly confused, and probably a few inches short of 6 feet tall. He hates Jews, “roasties,” Chad, and men taller than him.

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A deadly stabbing attack at a Toronto massage parlor was an act of incel terrorism, police say; incels call it “life fuel”

Comments on the killing from Incels.co

By David Futrelle

Canadian authorities have charged a 17-year-old who allegedly went on a stabbing rampage in a Toronto massage parlor with terrorism, saying that the suspect “was inspired by the Ideologically Motivated Violent Extremist (IMVE) movement commonly known as INCEL”

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Incels offer touching Mother’s Day tributes to all the “whores who opened their legs”

By David Futrelle

Today is a very special day on the Incels.co forums, because it’s a day of celebration for the women that incels love the most, their own mothers.

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Incels hail Spongebob Squarepants as one of their own, eagerly await his shooting rampage at the Krusty Krab

Spongebob: Living a life of not-so-quiet desperation?

By David Futrelle

So the incels are hailing Spongebob Squarepants as a bluepilled version of themselves. Over on Incels.co, one commenter has this to say about the underwater icon: