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Rebutting vagina myths with the cold hard truth

Actual human vagina

There’s so much vaginal disinformation going around the internet that it’s a great relief to see someone standing up for truth and rationality and rebutting the hell out of that bad info.

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Replying to • Cncrubr.kr,th 
a vagina only increases in size wen it's used by difrent men .... the muscles keep expanding and contracting till they get loose .. but if you sleep with one man .. it doesn't do so .. coz it's used to one dick and it knows it's size 
7:31 AM • Mar 13, 2022 • Twitter for Android VD 1K 152 comments • 47 shares 
05 Like c Comment CJ Share Michael Barrett It's close, but misses an important truth. 
So if a woman sleeps with multiple men, her vagina muscles are exercised. This doesn't loosen the muscle; it makes them grow bigger and stronger. 
Eventually, the woman is able to grab a man's "little chap" during sex and trap it in place, then draw it further and further in. Doing this, she can pull a fully grown man entirely inside her vagina, where said man will find a new definition of pain and suffering, as he is slowly digested over a thousand years.

Thank you for your service, Michael Barrett.

H/T — r/BadWomensAnatomy

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Cyborgette
Cyborgette
1 month ago

@Battering Lamb

It’s okay, you were in the right. TBH I don’t know why that bothered me so much despite all the far worse news yesterday.

KatInBoots
KatInBoots
1 month ago

As a woman and a Star Wars fan, I approve this message. LOL

Surplus to Requirements
Surplus to Requirements
1 month ago

Jesus Christ … Will Smith is a scientologist? When the hell did that happen?

SpecialFFrog
SpecialFFrog
1 month ago

@Surplus: neither he nor his wife have been involved since 2015, apparently.

epitome of incomprehensibility

“slowly digested over a thousand years”

So that’s the secret to long life – having a literal penis-devouring vagina. Or maybe the vagina has a life of its own. Who knows.

Anyway, I approve of the surrealist comeback. Reminds me vaguely of Chuck Tingle, except without the void crabs and the butt-pounding.

numerobis
numerobis
1 month ago

GSS ex-noob: I don’t see the privately and quietly aspect being required. Loudly denouncing the disgusting joke on live TV would be totally fine.

Violence … not so much.

GSS ex-noob
GSS ex-noob
1 month ago

@numberobis: He could have gotten them to let him onstage even if he didn’t win to denounce the joke, I’ll bet. The show always runs super-long as it is.

Hey, they’re all in showbiz: a strongly-worded press conference the day after would have been much less embarrassing to the Smiths. They could have appeared together and gotten all sorts of sympathetic coverage, plus made Chris Rock look even worse and them even better, and not shocked everyone who’s in a position to hire/work with them.

Queen of the Harpies
Queen of the Harpies
1 month ago

@Alan

You know those couple a guys who were up to no good?

Well now I’m not so sure they were in fact the ones who started making trouble in the neighbourhood.

Fresh~

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