Found this on Reddit, sent to a woman by a “new age male” whose election, apparently, is quite hard.
You know, the “scooping out other men’s sperm” thing might have something to it. Might. But comparing one’s dick to a windshield wiper is weird and creepy. Well, the whole thing is weird and creepy. I mean, dude, don’t talk about semen with a woman you don’t even know.
Here’s what it might look like if you started using dicks as windshield wipers.
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