By David Futrelle
Predicting the future is always a perilous venture, never more so than when the predictor in question has only the most tenuous grasp of the present. Consider the case of an incel called Bjrgaminggod, who believes that we today live in a world in which a huge percentage of men are involuntarily celibate like him — in part because so many women prefer to have sex with their dogs.
As he put it in a recent post on the Incels.co forums,
Only the Top 20 percent of men actually are romantically successful with women leaving the bottom 80 percent of men to rot. Some of these men in the bottom 80 will make it but they will be betabuxxing a used whore whose pussy looks like a cheap 2 dollar steak.
Other women, partially lesbian and bisexual women will be competing for women too, most women are actually in case bisexual instead of being 100 percent straight, so if a sub 8 [man] ascends [ie has sex with a woman] she will probably get stolen by a dyke next week
And lastly, mans best friend is in a league of their own, mans best friend is now women’s best lover.
So what happens when a man this delusional about the present tries his hand at predicting the future, as Bjrgaminggod did in that same Incels.co post late last Saturday night? You get what may be the strangest dystopian fiction the world has yet seen. Here are some of his predictions for the nightmare world of the 2030s:
•Mandatory Penis inspections for all sub 8 men
•Single men needing a permit to go to restaurants, pubs, bars, and movie theaters (ugly men needing a license to step outside besides wageslaving to the government)
•bestiality Is now legal
•an epidemic of women dying (deaths were either caused by them fighting over canines at your local pet smart or pathogens jumping species meaning new diseases are discovered .. )
•prohibitions on male sex toys, to feminists, the toy has to provide its consent. …
•You can now be considered a domestic abuser if you refuse to let your wife or gf get fucked by other guys while you watch …
•The working class of men are banned from leaving the country because they will attempt to escape to the Middle East
•High IQ low value Men from All [over] the globe (Manly Asian) hiding underground developing Sex robots, VR tech and artificial wombs, trying to set their fellow men free, if they are found by the FF, (The modern day SS) They are to be publicly executed to set an example …
•male depression and suicide sky rockets to an all time high, it is now a daily thing to see atleast a pile of bodies outside dead from blunt force trauma wherever you go
•The government partially remedies this issue by banning all firearms to men
•The government then starts mass manufacturing “antidepressants” and then begins inserting it in the meat industry directly, then they begin mixing it with the local water supplies. You now are literally a zombie who’s now to tired to take your own life and too tired to rebel against your oppressors. You have nothing to do except work the rest of your life like a good little boy
Yeah, that’s not how antidepressants work. That’s not how any of this works.
I would offer commentary on his other predictions, but I still can’t get past the first one — the penis inspections. What are the penises being inspected for? To make sure they’ve been washed sometime in the last month? To check to see if they suffer from chafing due to too much masturbation? To see if men are secretly smuggling contraband in their foreskins?
Unless someone can tell me I’m not sure I can get on board with any of these proposals.
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Talk about delusional, this guy is giving women way too much power, we can’t even get a successful female candidate, let alone conquer the world and institute “male oppression” and not to mention the projection, omfg, so much projection. These guys couch their planned, fantasized oppression as “for the femoids best wellbeing”, while they see any progress or rights to minority groups as blows of oppression against them, lol. Give me a break!
My guess? The inspections will be done by women, and the purpose is so that the women can laugh at the sub 8 men for having inferior penises. (Even though that’s also Not How That Works.)
So many guys are obsessed with showing people their penises and love to fantasize that people actually want to see them.
These blokes really need the therapy and medication they think will warp them. As someone who was saved by both, they didn’t so much turn me into a zombie as wake me up!
Hi David,
I hope you are safely Instacarting all your groceries, that’s why we donate. So you can stop misogyny. And, then use Amazon for the rest. It’s so great that they can keep everything cheap and us all supplied. Jeff Bezos is a genius!
Look at the infighting of these misogynists on reddit:
https://www.reddit.com/r/ProMaleCollective/comments/gbpm79/the_meme_shows_what_the_average_migtard_is_really/
It’s very ableist that they call each other migtards.
It could be a humiliation thing as Daphne B suggested, or it could be “a big penis is a substitute for having good looks for the purpose of being allowed in public, and you have to constantly prove it” thing, both of which are signs of them having abysmal self-esteem and watching way too much fetish porn.
We’ve seen Bjrgaminggod around here before with other bad ideas.
Wait, so do we bi women exist or not? Get your story straight, manosphere.
Does this mean men below an 8 in appearance (which is obviously objective, like our friend said), or men with penises less than 8 inches long? And what about women and NBs with penises? Or men without penises?
Some men actually pay for women to insult their genitals already. Are SPH enthusiasts just ahead of the curve?
There’s porn for this if you want, Mr. Bjrgaminggod.
Wait, so it doesn’t have to provide consent to other people, just to feminists? How does it know who is a feminist? Can I now only buy toys that know my political views now?
Right, because incels would do so well in Saudi Arabia… /s
Trust me, if this kind of thing gets incels away from bothering women I am all for it.
@Anon-Get-It-On
I can’t tell if that is satire or not.
Well, at least he’s acknowledging that queer women exist. I guess that’s progress.
Anyone else side eyeing Anon Get-it-on’s comment? It’s reading like a parody of a WHTM comment or something.
This is the one that jumped out to me, after the mandatory penis inspections:
Y’all-Qaeda is already a thing, but that’s obviously not what he means. What makes him so sure that white misogynists would want to emigrate to the Middle East and hang out with brown people practicing a different religion? What makes him think that Middle Eastern countries would accept a bunch of white refugees from the Feminazi Overlords? He talks about stuff happening “all over the globe” elsewhere, so why aren’t any of these other predictions happening in the Middle East, too? So many questions about this one prediction alone …
@WWTH
I’m a bit confused by it myself, this is a commenter who occasionally posts links for mockery but this is new and a bit unusual. I can’t tell if it’s supposed to be joking re: Amazon and Instacart or serious, or if it’s supposed to be a mocking of WHTM.
Oh hey! Our intrepid incel OP answers the mandatory penis inspection question at the bottom of the thread:
So I gather from this that he imagines that a penis that has known a vagina has some kind of visible, obvious change compared with its virgin state. The male hymen, if you will, for a certain misunderstanding of the hymen.
If he has a kink, he ought to just be straight about it and say it, so that bystanders can opt out of it.
Personally, I found the suicide by blunt force trauma to be particularly creative.
Trying to think of a way that’s even possible…
@Policy of Madness
It REALLY seems like his misogyny and his fetishes are all tangled up in this post. I wonder what a conversation between this guy and our recurring “size hierarchy enthusiast” Walter would be like?
Also, I think they misspelled “tranquilizers”. ?
Wait, what? If people can leave this country for a place that’s different, why would men from elsewhere be in hiding?
I thought Asians were supposed to be non-manly, hence the whole ‘ricecel’ bit?
The feminist version of the SS is the FF, sure why not.
The thing that bothers me is this: what does FF stand for? Futzftaffel?
@Allandrel
I think for much of the manosphere, they have a lot of fetishes which they project onto the world around them (cuckoldry, penis humiliation, femdom, various racial fetishes, chaser stuff, etc). This fellow just makes it more apparent than many who at least somewhat veil it.
Incelpunk is the last SF sub-genre anybody needs.
Is this what he fears will happen, or what he wishes would happen?
Oh, double bing-bang hell, after the edit function was no longer an option, the title Noromancer came, unbidden, to mind.
OT:
Parents. I have a confession to make. Parents had been cutting off my wifi for several months now, going into a whole year. Said it was for “my own good and improving my behavior and make myself happier and more social.” I have yet to see any of those things happening. I only seem to get it barely for School. Nowadays I can’t even have the decency of having my bedroom door closed or be left alone to myself. This combined with yet another semester final stress is getting to me.
I keep feeling like a slow failure for not being able to get a new job, moving out and be done with this already. Everyone wants me to move out and yet I still haven’t been able to despite how much I try to look for new jobs or try to find friends willing to take me in. Now I’m having doubts if me transferring and maybe getting my degree and Accounting CPA certification is going to help me get out of here soon enough. I’m worried about insurance, worried about living long enough to get out of here, hate the fact my mom says things like “your stepdad use to love you.” And how I am constantly feeling like the slightest action from them sets me the fuck off.
It’s a damn pain and gets in the way of my ability to pretend to think that everything will be fine.
Maybe the dick pics some jerks send these days are a precursor to the mandatory inspections of the future? I dunno. It’s quite a challenge trying to figure these people out.
Oogly, I’m sorry to read that. I had abusive and oppressive parents whose odd beliefs led to restrictions and attempts to keep me dependent as well. “Hang in there” sounds trite and hollow, but you will someday get your chance to get away and on your own. Virtual hugs to you, but I wish I could offer more.
There seem t be a lot of contradictory ideas in there. E.g.
– Men will kill themselves by blunt force trauma and in response the government will ban firearms.
– Sex toys have to provide consent, but animals are apparently fair game.
Is it too much to ask for at least some internal consistency?
@Lukas : the idea being that women are allowed anything, but men aren’t. Because obviously only women do bestiality and only men use sex toys.
He actually specified that consent is necessary for “male” sex toys. This is obviously because the whole purpose of consent culture generally is to sabotage men’s sex lives as much as possible. Presumably, bestiality would be illegal for men too.