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The Daily Stormer asks: Are the Jews secretly trying to absorb the DNA of CNN’s Brian Stelter?

Jamie and Brian Stelter

By David Futrelle

CNN media correspondent Brian Stelter, an amiable print-journalist-turned-TV-pundit, doesn’t seem like the sort of guy who would arouse a lot of public passion. But amongst those in Fox Nation and further right he’s hated for his (really rather mild) critiques of Donald Trump and his favorite TV network.

And so, as they so often do with many of the people they hate, Stelter’s anti-fans on the far right assume that he is both a radical and a Jew. The Right Wing blogger INCOG MAN has denounced him as a “total lefty idiot” and a “smiling Jew boy punk.”

On Gab, the Nazi-infested Twitter alternative, they are a little less polite, with one commenter classifying the CNN correspondent as “yet another Commie for Mommie Hillary” and another declaring him to be a “Conspiring Jew snake.”

Stelter, a moderate liberal who could only seem radical to someone whose mind is poisoned by Fox News or 4chan, was raised Methodist. But he got married to a Jewish woman in a Jewish ceremony, and the two are planning to raise their children Jewish. And while he hasn’t converted to Judaism, Stelter is now so steeped in Jewish culture that he has jokingly referred to himself as “Jew-ish.”

For some on the far right, that’s close enough to make it official.

“Brian Stelter is a Jew lover and most likely a k*ke himself,” a Gab user called Óðinn asserts.

Married to a k*kess and raises his kids Jewish. Says he was raised Methodist, but he looks ethnically Jewish. Lesson #1: If it looks like a Jew, acts like a Jew, and hangs around Jews, it’s most likely a Jew. Lesson #2: The media is comprised of mostly conniving k*kes who are either outright hooknosed rats, undercover Jews, or goys married to Jews.

Andrew Anglin, head boy at the Daily Stormer, has a rather more complex theory about Stelter. In a post today (link goes directly to the Daily Stormer) he ponders the marriage of this non-Jewish man with “one of the most Jewish faces I’ve ever seen” to a Jewish woman who Anglin believes is “completely out of his league.”

While Anglin thinks that Jamie Stelter, nee Shupak, a bubbly TV traffic reporter, “is not beautiful by any stretch, and … in fact very Jewish looking,” he’s also convinced that

her physical attractiveness level is quite obviously far beyond that of the gargoylesque Stelter, to the point where it is jarring to see them together as a couple.

Adding to Anglin’s puzzlement: Before he met his now-wife Jamie, “Stelter dated another Jewess, Nicole Lapin, who is also far outside of his own sex appeal range.”

Granted, Stelter isn’t what you’d call Mr. Glamour, but this seems a tad harsh. Regardless, Anglin sees this alleged huge discrepancy in what the pickup artists call Sexual Market Value between Stelter and his “Jewess” partners as something that needs an explanation, and he comes up with one. Well, two.

Either Stelter is a crypto-Jew or a partial Jew who ended up in a Christian family and then sought to reunite with the tribe, or he was picked out by the Jews to join the Jewish tribe because of his personal characteristics and behavior.

What Anglin is suggesting — as you’ll see more clearly in a moment — is that Stelter’s marriage could be, might be … part of a Jewish plot to incorporate the good DNA of successful goys into the Jewish bloodline. Naturally, Anglin is far more enamored of this explanation than he is of the boring old “crypto-Jew” thesis.

Western Jews have engaged in this practice of selective, strategic outbreeding for thousands of years, to the point where on average, less than half of their current DNA make-up comes from the Middle East.

For what it’s worth, while interfaith marriages between Jews and non-Jews have increased dramatically in recent years, historically they have been quite rare; a study of marriages in North America between 1654 and 1840 reported that only about 15 percent of the total were between Jews and Christians. The only “strategic outbreeding” going on is going on in Anglin’s fevered imagination.

Anglin continues:

Assuming Brian Stelter was a pure goy, he would be the perfect candidate for integration into the Jewish gene pool. He is relatively intelligent, he is ambitious and successful (he had started and sold a media company before he left college) …

If this all sounds a little bit gushing, especially coming from a Hitler-admiring neo-Nazin like Anglin, don’t worry, the anti-Semitism is about to return with a vengeance.

… and he is completely lacking in any kind of moral fortitude and is willing to tell destructive lies to millions of people for money without blinking or blushing.

Actually, that last bit is a much better description of Anglin’s idol Tucker Carlson than it is of Stelter. But never mind; Anglin isn’t done spinning out his theory just yet.

He is also physically repulsive.

And so you have the Jews sending him a series of Jewish women who are significantly beyond the level of attractiveness he would be able to achieve if he were simply out looking for women on his own. Eventually one of the women clicks, he is married, produces children, and now his genes belong to the Jewish tribe.

Wow. The people working for the Jewess Distribution Department of the Goy Gene Acquisition Division of the Worldwide Conspiracy of the Elders of Zion must be diabolically good at their jobs, because according to an article in Motherly, Brian asked Jamie out after seeing her do traffic reports on TV.

I mean, it’s kind of amazing that The Jews knew that by strategically placing her on a popular news program on a station reaching some two million homes she would be able to grab the attention of this one very particular viewer, and inspire him to tweet a note to the station’s morning news anchor asking if Jamie was single.

But hey, I’m sure that Anglin would readily admit that Jews are awfully clever, right?

Anglin finishes off his speculations with a nod to a couple of his favorite Nazis.

This process of absorbing the genetics of those they live amongst is fundamental to the Jewish people, and it is why while Adolf Hitler was referring to the Jews as a “race,” the more scientifically astute Alfred Rosenberg referred to them as a parasitic “anti-race.”

I don’t usually offer Truth Ratings for the nonsensical theories of neo-Nazis I write about on this blog, but I’m going to go ahead and give this one nine billion Pinocchios.

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Dan Kasteray
Dan Kasteray
3 years ago

Is it so weird to Anglin that women marry men because they like them ?

Does one person likes another really need a Jesse Ventura level conspiracy theory to explain it ?

Or is Anglin just bitter that people shun him like a clogged toilet ?

Victorious Parasol
Victorious Parasol
3 years ago

@ Dan Kasteray

Yes, yes, and yes.

Talonknife
Talonknife
3 years ago

@Dan Kasteray

I think Anglin just assumes that everyone else is secretly as destestable as he blatantly is, so any sort of couple must exist for political reasons because why else would two (in his mind) terrible people get together?

Jesalin: Clit-o-centric Lesbian Goddess
Jesalin: Clit-o-centric Lesbian Goddess
3 years ago

I think Anglin just assumes that everyone else is secretly as destestable as he blatantly is

Well, the alt-right couldn’t project harder if they tried, they’re masters at it, so this is really just par for the course.

Chris Oakley
3 years ago

Nothing wrong with Anglin that 25 years’ intensive psychotherapy wouldn’t fix.

weirwoodtreehugger: chief manatee
weirwoodtreehugger: chief manatee
3 years ago

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C.A. Collins
C.A. Collins
3 years ago

I always assume that, when the looks of the partners don’t match, the plainer of the two has something that attracted the more physically attractive person to them. Humor, kindness, great in bed, ability to lick own eyebrows?
Perhaps that’s why AA can’t understand it, lacking those tendencies himself.

Bakunin
Bakunin
3 years ago

So Anglin sees a het couple, and immediately decides the man is way uglier, which is obviously objective truth, and not the fact that Anglin is a straight dude, and wouldn’t see the guy as sexually attractive?

@Chris Oakley
This isn’t the first time. Comments policy and fuck you

Bina
3 years ago

He is also physically repulsive.

Thus quoth the Anglin, who is literally nasty, brutish and short. The latter is not necessarily a dealbreaker, but the first two? HOOyeah.

Tovius
Tovius
3 years ago

He’s like an alien trying to understand human emotions.

Dan Kasteray
Dan Kasteray
3 years ago

I think if Satan wanted to torture me for all eternity he could turn me into Andrew Anglin

It would be a step down from turning into one of the rage monkeys from 28 days later

Miri
Miri
3 years ago

Yep, Anglin figured our devious plot. Whatever shall we do now.

Kat, ambassador of the feminist government in exile
Kat, ambassador of the feminist government in exile
3 years ago

As a student of women’s history, I found this Wikipedia biography of Alfred Rosenberg’s first wife, Hilda-Elfriede Leesmann Rosenberg, fascinating — not to mention bizarre, thanks to Google Translate.

https://et.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hilda_Leesmann

Hilda-Elfriede Leesmann (married December 16, 1891 – February 1, 1928, Nièvre, France) was the first spouse of Estonian ballet teacher and pianist Alfred Rosenberg.

Hilda Leesmann’s father was a fisherman Joosep Leesmann, whose good financial standing allowed his children to have a good education. In 1910, Hilda Leesmann went to Paris to study plastic dance. About this time he met on a train journey with Alfred Rosenberg, who was deeply impressed by Hilda’s horror. Recognizing the limited nature of his own horizon, Rosenberg read through Hilda’s direction through a number of fictional and philosophical works. Hilda Leesmann and Alfred Rosenberg married on March 10, 1915 in Riga [1].

In 1917, Hilda Rosenberg created the beginnings of tuberculosis in St. Petersburg and, on the recommendation of the doctors, drove health to the healthier climate of Crimea that summer. Her husband traveled there for three months, but then had to return to Moscow because of her diploma work and exams. In 1918, a new meeting was held in Tallinn, where Alfred Rosenberg left Germany with his departing German troops at the end of the year. [1]

After the War of Independence, Hilda Rosenberg traveled to the resort in Arosa, Switzerland, and then to a sanatorium in Germany. Meanwhile, Alfred Rosenberg had made a rapid breakthrough in the Nazi Party, and the spouses’ relationship was down. In July 1923, Rosenberg separated, with Hilda Rosenberg as plaintiff and Alfred Rosenberg as defendant at the Munich Magistrates’ Court [1].

Hilda Leesmann died on 1 February 1928 in Nièvre, France. The funeral took place in the Kaarli Church in Tallinn on March 8th of the same year and was buried in the Vana-Kaarli cemetery in Tallinn [2].
References

Heili Reinart. “The first woman of one of the most important ideologists of the Nazis, Alfred Rosenberg, Hilda of Tallinn, left behind because of Hitler’s enthusiasm.” Postimees, July 17, 2018

Mourning announcement. Revaler Bote No. 53, March 6, 1928

External links

Heili Reinart. “The first woman of one of the most important ideologists of the Nazis, Alfred Rosenberg, Hilda of Tallinn, left behind because of Hitler’s enthusiasm.” Postimees, July 17, 2018

Amtep
Amtep
3 years ago

When Jews do it, it’s a nasty Jewish plot to incorporate superior genes into their gene pool. When whites do it, it’s “white genocide”. Anglin, all your problems go away if you just define whiteness matrilineally.

Pie
Pie
3 years ago

@Chris Oakley
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As an asshole yourself, you obviously understand this already. Assholes gotta asshole. That’s why you posted, right?

Who?
Who?
3 years ago

Semi-related: Is anyone using Gab, who is not a horrible humanbeing?
Have they got normal user, that got there by acident?

Moggie
Moggie
3 years ago

I did an image search for this gargoyle-like Brian Stelter, but got sidetracked into wondering how much you’d have to shell out for a loft apartment in Lincoln Square, Manhattan. Such is the seething jealousy of the city-dweller. Evidently their TV gigs pay pretty well.

I’ve read about people who have recovered from being nazis, so I know it does happen, but I find it hard to understand how. Once you’re at the point where you can read Anglin’s nonsense and think “yep, this all makes perfect sense”, you’re so divorced from reality that it’s hard for me to see how anyone can deprogram you.

Shadowplay
3 years ago

@Who?

No.

Buttercup Q. Skullpants
Buttercup Q. Skullpants
3 years ago

Nothing drives Nazi incels up the wall faster than seeing members of an “inferior” race mating successfully.

TheKND
TheKND
3 years ago

@Chris Oakley

The terms you are looking for are de-programming and re-socialization.

Dormousing_it
Dormousing_it
3 years ago

@Talonknife: Agree 100%. Which is one of the reasons why, I almost feel sorry for Anglin. I do wonder: Don’t those reading The Daily Stormer, ever tire of its endless negativity? It’s a rhetorical question, but if someone believes themselves to truly belong to the Master Race, why don’t they start acting like it.

Chris Oakley
Chris Oakley
3 years ago

@Pie: You can go straight to hell. You owe me an apology for even THINKING of suggesting I could possibly have anything in common with that bastard.

@Bakunin: No, buddy, fuck YOU. Actually, wait, let me amend that…fuck you, your family, your friends, your household pets, your coworkers, your bosses, your next door neighbors, and anybody who ever loaned you a pencil back in grade school.

@David: Before you go reaching for the banhammer, let me point out that Pie and Bakunin are the villains here. They verbally assaulted me for no reason whatsoever and left me with no choice but to retaliate in kind.

@TheKND: Yeah, that guy DEFINITELY needs re-socialization. For that matter, so does Jordan Peterson. And Donald Trump. And Paul Elam….

Paradoxical Intention - Resident Cheeseburger Slut

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Not a fan of the chin comment per se, but the first bubble in particular rings true.

Most of these “white power” assholes are usually the worst of us white people, and the fact they think I’m worth keeping around solely because I’m white and have a uterus is fucking disgusting.

Paradoxical Intention - Resident Cheeseburger Slut

@Chris Oakley: Uh, you DO realize we can go back and read what you said, right?

You keep violating the comments policy and throwing people with mental illnesses under the bus with bigoted assholes. That gets plenty of people’s hackles up, mine included as someone struggling with mental illness.

You’re not the victim here. You started this shit by attacking other people.

Your complete disregard for mentally ill people (and it IS disregard) is gross, it violates the comments policy, and is downright assholish.

You’re the asshole here. Not Pie. Not Bakunin. YOU.

I vote for David to ban your ass.

Chris Oakley
Chris Oakley
3 years ago

@Paradoxical: “Disgusting” is an understatement.

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