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Incel wisdom: Only cucks wear underwear, because it restricts penis growth

Tighty whities: A tool of Satan?

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By David Futrelle

Some critical (if not, strictly speaking, true) information for penis-havers from the Incels.is forums:

Only cucks wear underwear
 Dec 8, 2018
NoMoreSlaving
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Restricting your dick and balls is for cucks. So, only a cuck would wear underwear

thats probably why africans have big dicks - they dont have underwear restricting the growth of their penis

Utter nonsense — with a side order of racism!

Incels, please wear underwear. The more layers between your unwashed bodies and the rest of us, the better.

Also, seriously, dudes, much less chance of cutting off your dick with your zipper.

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kupo
kupo
3 years ago

@Walter
Did you know that it’s possible fir people without penises at all to be completely squicked out when dudes barge into their spaces and babble on about their bulging members? If you didn’t before, you do now! That one is a freebie. Next time I charge for lessons.

Feline
Feline
3 years ago

The Small problem is a little like the famous Muntab question, in that most people’s first reaction is to dismiss it as a minor issue.

*Snrk*

Bookworm in hijab
Bookworm in hijab
3 years ago

@ Walter,

Yes. Very small. Like, nonexistantly small.

Folks, should I give him credit for not just assuming I’m a cis woman based on my name? Or consider him hopelessly ignorant for not cluing in to the implications of the word “hijab”?

Nachtgeist
Nachtgeist
3 years ago

Penis size is of vital importance and anything that will decrease the population of Smalls needs to be implemented. However, the Small problem needs real solutions not stupid ideas from incels who are probably already Smalls.

What if you’re a Biggie Smalls?

cornychips
cornychips
3 years ago

Wait, are women now Smalls too???!!???

How very misogynistic. Walter, I’m disappointed in you.

Walter
Walter
3 years ago

@Bookworm in hijab

I am sorry. I didn’t want to make any assumptions about your sex or gender.

As a VID woman you should be more open to my ideas. A society built around size realism would be very good for women.

@kupo

I am sorry. I don’t see how talking about body part, that some women have mind you, would be disturbing to women. Especially when my ideas are about how to use this body part to improve society for everyone, men, women and Smalls.

Valkyrine
Valkyrine
3 years ago

@cornychips

Tovius

My views on penis size are not “stupid” nor are they an obsession. They are a logical extrapolation of basic human nature and needs.

If people would listen to me, MRAs, PUAs the entire men’s rights movement would disappear overnight. The cause of their problems lies squarely between their legs. When you let people with small penises run around and act like full members of society on par with people with big penises, then the men’s rights movement is the natural result.

This was a response that Walter wrote to Tovius? @_____@’ Dafuq?

cornychips
cornychips
3 years ago

Valkyrine,

Yes you are correct!

Lainy
Lainy
3 years ago

@Walter

(Trigger warning. Talk of my sexual assault but i can finally say what I needed to go walter)

I’ve used to read this blog all the time. I didn’t comment because of you for several years. Your idea that people with large penis are good people and superior was very triggering to me. The guy who raped me, took my virginity, and tore me up something horrible had a large penis. I’m strong now and I can say that to you. As a teenager I couldn’t. Your ideas are harmful and they hurt people. They’ve hurt me. You were one of the trolls that kept me from commenting because I knew it would be to triggering. Having a big penis doesn’t make someone a good person, make them less violent, or make then superiors, sometimes all it does is give some one a tool to inflict more physical harm.

Cyborgette
Cyborgette
3 years ago

@cornychips

Oh, one of those guys.

@Walter, you do realize that wanting to be dominated by women on your terms and at your discretion is implicitly imagining yourself in charge? By traipsing in here and exposing yourself this way, you are setting yourself up as the aggressor and the person in control, and are in fact attempting to dominate women, regardless of what you imagine or desire.

You claim you know your place, but you’re still arrogant, still domineering, and still clueless. You’re still just like all the other guys; there is nothing even slightly special about you. Put that in your average sized pipe and smoke it, sir.

Cyborgette
Cyborgette
3 years ago

@Lainy

Solidarity, and oh gods I am so sorry. You are a braver person than this world has any right to ask of you.

Walter
Walter
3 years ago

@Lainy

I am very sorry that my words have harmed you. I truly mean that. I can only say what I believe to be true, but I have no right to speak if my words are causing someone pain. So I do sincerely apologize.

@Cyborgette

I have no desire to be dominated by women or any interest in dominating them. Please do not misrepresent my opinions.

Lainy
Lainy
3 years ago

@walter

Your truth includes wanting to giving the guy who got off on watching me bleed and cry power because of the size of his penis. You honest can’t tell me that you don’t see how that can cause problems?

Lainy
Lainy
3 years ago

And I’m sorry for my spelling mistakes but I’m upset and it’s a phone so its not helping.

Victorious Parasol
Victorious Parasol
3 years ago

@Lainy

I think you’re very brave. Your past comments have shown us that. Spelling mistakes are outweighed by speaking your truth.

Walter
Walter
3 years ago

@Lainy

I would never give power to a person who assaults a woman. That is not something that I believe in.

I can’t stop believing in size realism, but I can easily stop talking about it. Unless you want further clarification, I won’t bring it up.

Bookworm in hijab
Bookworm in hijab
3 years ago

@ Lainy, hugs and solidarity! Thank you for your brave and honest words.

@ Walter,

Yuuuuuuuck.

Weird (and tired of trumplings) Eddie
Weird (and tired of trumplings) Eddie
3 years ago

@ Walter:

Your ridiculous ideas are not going to get an audience here. If, as you’ve said, the problem with PUA/MRA and perhaps yourself is “all between their legs”, it only because you have your head up your ass. If you’re being sarcastic, then the infinitesimal bit of humor has long worn off. You’ve done harm to people here who don’t deserve harm and never asked for your input.

Go away

Bookworm in hijab
Bookworm in hijab
3 years ago

By the way, does anyone know what

As a VID woman

means? Internet acronyms are not one of my many talents… ?

Bookworm in hijab
Bookworm in hijab
3 years ago

@ Weird Eddie,

only because you have your head up your ass

*Claps and cheers!*

Kevin
Kevin
3 years ago

@Walter

Where is Muntab ?

Let’s see if you’ll bite.

weirwoodtreehugger: chief manatee
weirwoodtreehugger: chief manatee
3 years ago

Your truth includes wanting to giving the guy who got off on watching me bleed and cry power because of the size of his penis.

Which is why strict hierarchies, whether they’re based on money, religious authority, aristocratic bloodlines or penis size can never be just or peaceful. A significant number of people at the top of the hierarchy will always abuse their power, the others at the top will always protect them, and the people at the bottom will be harmed and have no power to do anything about it.

People always ultimately rebel against hierarchy because “know your place” = be abused and people don’t like being abused.

Walter
Walter
3 years ago

@Kevin

I don’t know. Where?

weirwoodtreehugger: chief manatee
weirwoodtreehugger: chief manatee
3 years ago

I would never give power to a person who assaults a woman. That is not something that I believe in.

That is a lie. If power is alloted based on penis size, those with big penises who are abusers/rapists will be given power. Given that most rapes go unreported and most that are reported go unconvicted, a background check before endowing the bigs with their powers would not do much.

Kevin
Kevin
3 years ago

@ Walter

Somewhere on the Central Continent is where you will find the Theocracy of Muntab.

Can’t check the relevant atlas with any ease atm, my mobility is comprised as my medication has worn off.

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