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Neckbeard Deathcamp is the best parody Nazi incel black metal band ever (if you don’t actually listen to them)

Der neckbeard

By David Futrelle

Today my favorite band in the world is Neckbeard Deathcamp, whose new album “White Nationalism is for Basement Dwelling Losers” brilliantly skewers white supremacists, Nazis, incels, and white supremacist Nazi incels.

It’s an amazing bit of musical trolling, if you set aside the fact that the music itself (which the band describes as “FEDORA CRUSHING MILITANT BLACK METAL “)  is unlistenable sludge, with growly unintelligible vocals that don’t seem to have any relation at all to the printed lyrics,

But, oh, the lyrics! Consider what I see as the standout track on the album, “Please Respond (I Showed You My Penis).”

HI FEW THINGS TO START OFF YES I ADDED YOU BECAUSE YOURE A FEMALE GAMER TIS AN AWESOME THING TO SEE IM BRIAN DONT BE INTIMIDATED IM NOT A STEREOTYPICAL GUY 
IF ANYTHING ILL BE THE ONE IN THE KITCHEN

PLEASE RESPOND PLEASE RESPOND PLEASE RESPOND PLEASE RESPOND PLEASE RESPOND PLEASE RESPOND PLEASE RESPOND PLEASE RESPOND PLEASE RESPOND PLEASE RESPOND PLEASE RESPOND PLEASE RESPOND PLEASE RESPOND PLEASE RESPOND PLEASE RESPOND

I kind of like “XXXL Obersturmfuhrer Leather Duster” too.

STURM THE KOMMENTS THREAD

ONE THOUSAND CUCKS BORN TO DIE

GEWEHR FIRE LIGHTS THE SKY

ANGRY REACTS FALL LIKE BOMBS

CALL OF DUTY BASIC TRAINING

WORLD OF WARCRAFT CUT MY TEETH

BEDROOM REICH TENDY KRIEG

INFO WAR HAIL KEK VAPE NATION

GOD EMPEROR CARGO SHORTS

HAIL TRUMP WEHRWULF WARRIOR OV THE FUHRER

WINDED BY A FLIGHT OV STAIRS

BEDROOM REICH TENDY KRIEG

INFO WAR HAIL KEK VAPE NATION

GOD EMPEROR CARGO SHORTS

HAIL TRUMP VALHALLA AWAITS US VETERANS OF THE MEME WAR

So enjoy. It only costs a dollar to download. Or you can just stream it for free.

Check it out here on Bandcamp.

H/T — I discovered ND through a tweet from @edgedestroys.

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Perry
Perry
3 years ago

I can’t figure out which is my favorite title. It might be “HAIL TRUMP VALHALLA AWAITS US VETERANS OF THE MEME WAR”.

Bina
Bina
3 years ago

@Alan and Gaebolga:

I want to meet USA Gary, too. And shake his hand. And buy him a great big buttload of whatever he wants to drink. If even half of that is true, that is worthy of reverence.

Also, for what it’s worth, I’m an old New Waver. (Gawwwwd, that sounds weiiiiiirrrrrd.)

Surplus to Requirements, Observer of the Vast Blight-Wing Enstupidation
Surplus to Requirements, Observer of the Vast Blight-Wing Enstupidation
3 years ago

Does anyone have (a link to) a comprehensive list of music groups to avoid? I’m surprised to see an act as (formerly) mainstream as Ace of Base listed as evil…

Dvärghundspossen
3 years ago

@Cindy: wow, that was completely new to me. We’ve discussed before on this site that ”neckbeard” might be a problematic insult because it’s about men not being properly groomed, but it should be up to you whether you wanna groom yourself or not. But I had zero idea it had anything to do with autism.

Dormousing_it
Dormousing_it
3 years ago

My cat went and hid under the bed. The lyrics are truly inspired, tho.

epitome of incomprehensibility

Hey, hey, I think it’s listenable sludge. But the lyrics are indeed indecipherable.

Oi Polloi is the best band name! Was aggressively head-nodding along. 🙂 When I was younger I liked a punk band that was Oi style, but (gasp) American… Lower Class Brats? Yes, that’s them.

@Cindy, Dvärghundspossen: I hadn’t heard that “neckbeard” was related specifically to autism, but it gets associated with other stereotypes. I don’t like to mix up fascism, entitlement, or misogyny with neutral things like playing video games, being fat, having messy hair, living with one’s parents, and all the other things that get thrown around as “loser” attributes. I mean, who is a loser? Nobody’s a loser or a winner at life in general. Life doesn’t work like that. (end rant)

Luzbelitx
3 years ago

As a former metalhead who wasn’t especially into black/death metal, I dig.

I still think the singing is a bit too unintelligible, even for the genre.

8/10 would listen to

In fact, I already moved on to listen to “The left are the real fascists”.

These guys ain’t bad at all, says younger me:

http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e224/arjentina86/301393_2385545474275_1716296154_n.jpg

ETA: Also, puns!
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Diptych
Diptych
3 years ago

Oh, man. Back in the day (not actually so very long ago) I had a jacket covered with various classic punk and Oi! patches. The centrepiece was intended to be a homemade graffiti patch of Horses-era Patti Smith, but I could never quite get the paints and such to work.

Dvärghundspossen
3 years ago

@Epitome: Yeah that’s basically the discussion we had before about “neckbeard” on this site. It’s literally about men not being properly groomed, which shouldn’t be a requirement if you don’t feel like it, and it’s also, as you say, associated with other things that are ethically neutral and people shouldn’t be shamed for. So I agree it’s problematic, I just never heard there was a particular autism connection.

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