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Inept Jared, Bus Seat Burqas and Anthony “Ten Days” Scaramucci: Today in Tweets

At least this explanation makes some sense

In today’s Tweet roundup: Bus-seat burqas, Jared’s “incompetence” defense, and a cute little puppy!

Oh, and there are a few Tweets on the subject of a certain former White House communications director who, you may have heard, lost his job yesterday. We’ll get to those in a second.

But first, the other news of the day:

https://twitter.com/sairakh/status/892434683727892480

Click on the link for this one. The pic in question has been making its way around alt-right Twitter.

https://twitter.com/MuslimIQ/status/892219153406414848

Scaramucci, Scaramucci, will you do the fandango?

https://twitter.com/darth/status/892106570372308994

There’s conflicting information on Trump’s choice for a replacement:

This is the lil cutie I want as my Communications Director:

https://twitter.com/zboah/status/892368760761462785

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Scildfreja Unnyðnes
Scildfreja Unnyðnes
4 years ago

That little pupper. You have it so good, little pupper. You keep doin what you do.

Ooglyboggles
Ooglyboggles
4 years ago

I can fit that pup in my hand, oh that’s just adorable.

weirwoodtreehugger: chief manatee
weirwoodtreehugger: chief manatee
4 years ago

Do click on that link and read the whole thread. It is hilarious.

dreemr
dreemr
4 years ago

Shout out to friggin’ adorable french bulldogges!

Also, the bus burqas had me laughing my butt off today.

Jesalin
Jesalin
4 years ago

Cats Rule!

Dogs Drool

Moggie
Moggie
4 years ago

So Kushner’s defence is “we’re too incompetent for treachery, LOL”?

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Also, how many days do you reckon it will be before John Kelly is embroiled in some scandal?

PeeVee the (Perpetually Ignored, Invisible but Noice) Sarcastic
PeeVee the (Perpetually Ignored, Invisible but Noice) Sarcastic
4 years ago

When bus seats sets off the alt-right’s bigotry.

Sigh.

(ROTFLMAO)

I want to blow raspberries on that puppy’s tum tum. So adorable.

Pen
Pen
4 years ago

It’s actually kind of telling that people in burqas can be hard to distinguish from furniture and other background objects, at least in photographs. In real life though, (and in my area you can see quite a number of people wearing burqas) I’ve noticed that it’s actually quite a risky costume when it comes to not being able to notice where the furniture, background objects and other people are. Lots of tripping and bumping into things!

Diego Duarte
Diego Duarte
4 years ago

And yet it’s feminists and the “SJWs” who are perpetually outraged by utterly absurd things.

How in the world do you confuse bus seats with burkas???

Moggie
Moggie
4 years ago

Diego Duarte:

And yet it’s feminists and the “SJWs” who are perpetually outraged by utterly absurd things.

Not just outraged, but scared. That Facebook user says that women/seats in burqas look “really scary”, but somehow we’re the cowards?

Jesalin
Jesalin
4 years ago

Fox News co-ordinated with White House on false story, lawsuit alleges

http://www.cbc.ca/news/world/fox-news-seth-rich-rod-wheeler-1.4231088

Sinkable John : Pansy Ass Pinko, Regicidal Beast-of-Burden
Sinkable John : Pansy Ass Pinko, Regicidal Beast-of-Burden
4 years ago

That’s the best argument Kushner will ever be able to find. They do seem incapable of conspiring their way out of a paper bag.

Moggie
Moggie
4 years ago

Remember, Kushner is the guy who is going to achieve peace in the Middle East. Any day now.

Haise, the husky puppy
Haise, the husky puppy
4 years ago

Man this new season of The Apprentice: White House sucks… Though I am pulling for the viewers favorite too, Wasp Nest Soaked in Red Bull. I think they’ll be awesome.

serious OT: Trump excusing ‘guilty until proven innocent’ ???

Fishy Goat
Fishy Goat
4 years ago

*turns into gibbering cooing goo at the sight of adorbs pupper*

<3

dreemr
dreemr
4 years ago

@Moggie – and solve the opioid crisis. And reinvent government.

I mean, in his spare time.

Did you see the article where he says he doesn’t want people giving him more history and shit to read about it because he’s looking for a solution and doesn’t want to get all bogged down with, y’know, facts and historical nuance.

Victorious Parasol
Victorious Parasol
4 years ago

What does Kushner’s FIL think about his “we’re too incompetent to collude” excuse?

Moggie
Moggie
4 years ago

dreemr:

Did you see the article where he says he doesn’t want people giving him more history and shit to read about it because he’s looking for a solution and doesn’t want to get all bogged down with, y’know, facts and historical nuance.

What do those so-called “experts” and “academics” and “people who live there” know, anyway? It’s not like they have any more insight to offer than a landlord.

VP:

What does Kushner’s FIL think about his “we’re too incompetent to collude” excuse?

He probably thinks it’s a lie, and therefore approves. Once someone explains that four syllable word to him, anyway.

Victorious Parasol
Victorious Parasol
4 years ago

Moggie:

Ugh. I bet you’re right.

IgnoreSandra
4 years ago

Dealing with this country is reminding of playing the Fallout New Vegas mod, DUST.

Everything is horrible and apocalyptic, but you just gotta do what you gotta do to survive.

Gijoel
Gijoel
4 years ago

@Pen That might explain why Clint Eastwood debated a chair five years ago.

Lumen8
Lumen8
4 years ago

Scott Adams makes me so happy my Dad got me Calvin and Hobbes and the Far Side coffee table books for Christmas every year. We were not a Dilbert family, thank goodness.

As for Jared Kushner… any illustrator-for-hire (or anyone with sense) should immediately despise the little twerp for how he treated artists at the New York Observer.

The reply was basically a low-ball counter-offer, and I was also reminded that “Jared knows what his illustrators get paid”. I thanked him for that information and politely declined the job. Victor Juhasz would tell me later that he was next contacted and also requested what he felt was a fair fee for the enormous amount of work, and he was also reminded that Jared knew what his illustrators got paid. Victor also declined.

Read the article I linked above to see why being reminded he’s in charge of anything other than a beer pong tournament makes me wanna scream and throw things. When all the artists you could potentially hire are aware of your BS in private, you’re a jerk.

dreemr
dreemr
4 years ago

@Victorious Parasol

I don’t think Drumpf cares about being thought of as incompetent. That’s just not his weakness.

He cares only that:
1) People believe he is wealthy – a billionaire, too, not some dirty millionaire
2) People believe he is an amazing sex machine
3) People believe he is an amazing dealmaker

I think you can pretty much attack him on any other front and he’d just shrug. But those things – those are his kryptonite.

I think he’s not at all worried about criminal prosecution – he doesn’t seem to really be aware that that is a possibility. He’s afraid people will find out he’s not a billionaire.

I don’t think he particularly cares about the “Steele Dossier” except he doesn’t want anyone to think he “has” to hire prostitutes.

Ooglyboggles
Ooglyboggles
4 years ago

Trump’s response to reporters on his son blatantly colluding with Putin’s agents.
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/post-politics/wp/2017/08/01/white-house-says-trump-weighed-in-on-sons-russia-meeting-statement-as-any-father-would/#comments

“The statement that Don Jr. issued is true. There’s no inaccuracy in the statement,” said White House press secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders. “The president weighed in just as any father would based on the limited information that he had.”

Aww how sweet, I wish my dad would help me bury my treasonous actions against the people and state /s

“This is all discussion, frankly, of no consequence,” Sanders added.

“Please ignore how every day brings more and more reason not to trust us.”

@Lumen8
Oh he’s also a dick to artists as well, what a surprise. This makes the schadenfreude all the sweeter.

Citizen Justin
4 years ago

That’s Scott Adams? I thought that was Vernon Schillinger, the butt-raping leader of the Aryan brotherhood from the TV series Oz.

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