
Hey, folks! I still exist. I’m just having another unplanned migraine vacation — same thing yesterday — so I may not get to posting anything today beyond this.
The tweet below has pretty much exhausted my creativity for the day, I think.
You're gonna need a bigger stoat pic.twitter.com/kvTfWKVj8r
— David Futrelle (@DavidFutrelle) June 6, 2017
Oh, and as long as I’m pasting tweets, everyone should see this:
Apparently our Grifter-in-Chief stole, sorry "shifted," more than $100k from a charity for kids with cancer: https://t.co/4DQI83jnDH
— David Futrelle (@DavidFutrelle) June 6, 2017
Consider this an open thread.


@leftwingfox: If you hadn’t have mentioned the Mouse Guard comics I was going to. I have covered Autumn and Winter on my blog with the prequel The Black Axe to come in a couple of months. They really are gorgeous books, I just wish the release of them wasn’t so glacial! Also they are square and poke out of the bookcase, but that’s being super picky lol.
@Otrame
Swifts are nifty. Do you have an expanding umbrella type swift, or Amish style?
ETA: Dur, you answered that. I have an Amish style swift – it breaks down and stores easily.
That lovely skein! Reminded me, there’s a shop in my neighborhood that sells a variety of herbs, spices, teas, and related items. They have a section of home dyeing materials, including mordants and dried cochineal beetles. Imagine spinning yarn you dyed carmine with homemade dye.
Unrelated personal note: my new doctor seems to be good. After reviewing my chart, he signed off on my medical marijuana renewal form. I’m back on 5-HTP, a serotonin precursor, which seems to be really helping my mood. Also, I made almond shortbread and cherry jam, so I could make sandwich cookies for the family. Husband the baker had some leftover nectarines that were going overripe, so I made those into jam as well. There was a certain prideful pleasure this morning in serving my spouse and child homemade jam on homemade bread at breakfast this morning. There are many ways to say, ‘I love you’, but the most sincere way I know is ‘I made you something to eat’.
So much of my life has been affected by a cultural myth I absorbed in childhood, that says that the best life is centered around having a family you love in a home where you’re comfortable. And food. Gotta have plenty of food.
@Axe
Of course! Our imperialism is bringing the light of civilisation to the benighted savages of the outer world, uniting everyone under the benevolent hand of our glorious monarch; their imperialism is a despotic blight upon the land, a creeping evil that will reduce the world to mere tyranny beneath the unyeilding heel of the foreign oppressor.
Is it? Weasels and crows are, IRL, more prone to hurting things for fun than mice or rabbits.
@Freneticferret
Thing is, ferrets, baby or not, do that shit all the time. It’s kinda their thing
And if I were the size of a mouse, I would’t consider a ferret cute either; I’d be legitimately terrified. Ferrets IRL kill mice and rabbits for shits and giggles; it’s quite reasonable that a civilization of rodents and lagomorphs would have a poor opinion of them.
That’s one of the oddest things about the setting to me, is that badgers are looked up to as much as they are, and how many predator species are counted as allies. Although apparently the Eurasian badger is more omnivorous and less actively predatory than the American variety I’m familiar with, so maybe the local rodents feel differently. OTOH, they eat hedgehogs a fair amount, so maybe not.
How indeed? Ferrets literally exist for the purpose of killing mice. (Ferrets, as such, are an entirely domestic species, probably derived ultimately from the European polecat or some close cousin. They are traditionally used as a pest control measure, because they can and will go down mouse and rat holes and slaughter everything they find therein.) From the perspective of the Redwallers, I can’t see any way that a ferret could be considered good.
@Sandra
That’s kind of my point from above, though. I mean, yeah, IRL Jaques was racist as all hell, etc. but in the context of the setting, the Redwallers’ classifications do make sense. Because stoats and ferrets actually are entirely different species from the protagonists, and those species actually do kill members of the protagonists’ species just because they’re there. I should rather like to see a more nuanced exploration of the idea, honestly, done by someone with less obnoxious baggage about humans as well as a somewhat greater knowledge of the natural world.
@Katie
I left a responses over there.
I do think it’s important to not label Jacques as actually racist. His stories may have carried racist allegorical tones, but there is literally no reason to assume that his views applied to human races, too.
@Dalillama
The point is that the language used intentionally displays it as disgusting – we’re meant to be repulsed by this tiny baby.
Really a moot point, as the books (with the exception of the original Redwall) portray the animals as being all roughly the same size. Bryony is able to cradle the baby ferret in her arms, which would be impossible if they were their respective sizes.
And that’s part of why it makes zero sense. Badgers and otters are both very efficient predators.
Jacques tended to use creatures as ‘good’ or ‘bad’ based on their roles in folklore and heraldry. Badgers = noble and representative of royalty, foxes = sneaky and hungry. The issue is in representing entire species as symbols of good or evil, with no chance at transcending either label.
Mustelidae simply do as they must to survive, which is kill so that they can eat, and the domestic ferret does as we’ve bred and trained him to do. Actually, socialized ferrets are extremely friendly and loving, but I guess that’s beside the point. Badgers and otters will also engage in surplus killing, which is really what people are talking about most of the time when they refer to creatures killing ‘for fun.’ Most carnivores will. There are also ‘good’ raptors in Redwall, such as Skarlath, the kestrel, a species that is a terror to rodents.
Meanwhile, Jacques’ mice fish for food, which is portrayed as just fine, even though mice, hedgehogs, moles, squirrels, etc don’t need to eat fish. What makes it morally acceptable to brand a baby ferret as inherently evil simply because his species feeds on mice? I should point out that we never actually see foxes or mustelids in Redwall consume mice. When they do eat meat, it’s typically a bird of some sort, and birds range all over the spectrum of good and evil in Redwall. Veil survived just fine on the food provided by the Redwallers, but was still an abhorrent brat in personality for no other reason that his species.
The ‘good’ beasts also frequently display hypocrisy in their alleged reverence for life, so long as the lives being taken are the specific carnivores we’re meant to see as evil. The final book’s epilogue has the victorious woodlanders run down and crush a band of fleeing, bumbling ‘vermin’ with a landship, while laughing about it, which honestly killed off any remaining empathy I had for the ‘good’ guys of that story.
You know what children’s fantasy book series is particularly hard on mustelidae? Susan Cooper’s The Dark is Rising. Polecats are pretty much the embodiment of evil in those books.
http://i.imgur.com/oDP1PAR.jpg
Pole cat?
@ferret
That was amazing! Many thanks ?
Which brings me back to Martin flirting with greatness. It’s got some of the only real subversions of the racism. Not nearly upfront enough, and I don’t even think Jacques meant it, but it’s there
Spoilers: Martin the Warrior
In the Redwall series there are 3 characters of any note I can think of off the top of my head (I’m sure I’m missing dozens, I never read thru all of em) who are not explicitly racist. Abbot Mortimer (not like that fucker Mordalfus), Brome of Noonvale, and Tramun Clogg. 2 of whom appear in Martin. In fact, Brome and Clogg are probably the best characters in the series in general, and their willingness to see the ‘other side’ as something other than enemies to be slaughtered is part of what makes them appealing
It takes Clogg all of 5 minutes to fall in platonic love with Ballaw and the Players. The stoat truly does believe the hare is his friend. His sense of hurt at Ballaw’s betrayal is real. Also helps that he isn’t really seen doing anything that evil. He’s a corsair and a slaver, so he’s definitely a bad guy but far less than Badrang. And he helps take down Badrang, cos seeing that guy defeated is more important than any speciesism
Then there’s Brome. He hates fighting and killing. Can’t do it can’t stand it. His back and forth over Felldoh (a right asshole, IMO) is compelling. And he seems to be the only one who hates Badrang’s horde exclusively cos of their actions. When Felldoh’s killed, and he rushes into the fray in a rage, he can’t bring himself to kill a rat. Partially cos he can’t kill another creature, but partially cos he knew the guy. Saw his… animality(?), and he let the poor thing go
I dunno, that book seemed to invite empathy more than the others. The characters were more individual than race based dichotomies. I liked that 🙂
That’s how all eating is written in the series. Bad guys tear flesh and wines from bone, dripping juices down in a gruesome display. Good guys consume the season’s trout with deference and manners. Even with those wolf down their food, it’s played for laughs. Again, Tramun Clogg is the only bad guy who’s disgusting chomping and slurping is drawn to be endearing rather than menacing. Jacques grew attached to Clogg while writing, which explains why he’s the least villainously written villain. It’s all about who he likes…
@Dali
Weasels eat rats too. And foxes eat anything small and meaty. Badgers are just fuckin murderers. So, yeah, the irl biological thing is fucked as an explanation from the start. Given that, foreign invaders comes across a better rationale. YMMV, obvs
Speaking of badgers, and considering what they do to rabbits, the Long Patrol is the most noxious thing in the books, right? Like, there’s no way Salamandastron isn’t built upon the masticated corpses of bunnies, is there? *shudders*
@SFHC, well now, that pole cat is clearly the embodiment of evil. How could it jump so high and land on such a small area without involving the forces of darkness? I ask you.
I’ve been watching season 12 of Supernatural on Netflix and it made me wonder something. It seems like a fairly common trope in horror and supernatural genre stories for there to be an organization that’s headquarters is in England which is dedicated to fighting and/or studying supernatural entities. They tend to have noble ends but often times shitty means and create conflict for the protagonists because they use their large wealth and power to try and force them to adhere to rigid rules that are not always effective.
Off the top of my head, there’s British Men of Letters in the Supernatural episodes I’m watching. The Watcher’s Council on Buffy and Angel. There’s the Talmasca is Anne Rice’s Vampire Chronicles and Mayfair Witches series. I think I’ve seen it elsewhere but can’t remember where.
The thing is, I’ve seen it in fairly recent stuff. Recent being the past few decades. I can’t think of any older literature where there’s something equivalent. Is this a new trope? Or do I have a big knowledge gap here?
I suppose the Knights Templar were possibly the inspiration for the trope. That’s definitely the case with Rice’s stuff since the Talamasca was founded with wealth taken from the Knights Templar when they were disbanded. The witch trials and corrupt witch judges may have something to do with it too. But I still feel like I’m missing something here.
Random, but this is an open thread so I thought I’d bring it up.
@WWTH
I’d guess Freemasons, personally.
This is Emmet Fellows. He is the last of this batch.



All three pictures are from the Itty Bitty Kitty Comittee.
I have something that I hope is fun. I’ve been a bit locked up by social anxiety and I’ve been holding back on this one until now. (I’ve got my therapists narrowed down to two that I want to call from my first group I looked at so I hope to get some help soon).
I’m “working on” (mostly thinking about at this stage) some rhetoric designed to dismantle the improper use of inheritance and genetics by racists and was wondering what some of you think. (I think rhetorical analysis is a mental habit related to how the tourette’s syndrome intersects with my life). It plays on the “3-dimensional chess” metaphor that I’ve seen some Trump supporters use when describing his behavior during the election (as strategy), and my use of the metaphor puts racists at a fraction of a dimension in terms of accuracy with respect to inheritance and genetics (and I’ve never seen a racist speak coherently about chromosomes of any kind). I’m curious about any impressions and suggestions that anyone might have, it’s not a “I have specific questions” thing. More of a “Is is at all useful and can it be made better?”
The key concept is [Inheritance] because your original zygote inherited a lot more than DNA in terms of molecules that carry information. The [DNA] carrying genes is simply one dimension of this. They only get partial credit there because you also inherit the [DNA methylation] patterns of the DNA from both parents. That’s two covalently linked pieces of information in terms of inheritance. You do inherit methylation pattern changes from your parents, and ancestors before them. It’s arguably environmental and experience information.
Methylation patterns of DNA inhibit protein binding (at the very least).
But that’s not all. That methylated DNA is wrapped around [histones] that have been modified (]histone methylation], [acetylation], [ubiquitination], [SUMOylation], [phosphorylation], [citrullination] and who knows what else). The histone is a dimension and each modification class in which you can inherit alterations is a dimension.
Histone modifications affect the binding of proteins, RNAs of many classes and other strands of DNA in how tightly the DNA is wound (arguably the histone’s oldest role).
But wait! There’s more!
You also inherit RNA from both parents. The sperm contains miRNA and piRNA. miRNA’s have been shown to suppress the expression of genes by shredding the DNA copies (and they probably do other things). piRNAs have been shown to affect protein binding and other activity.
The egg contains lnRNA* and it’s easy to assume mRNA along with who knows what else. (lnRNA remodeling is apparently important in the zygote transitioning forward in development).
*https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Long_non-coding_RNA
(sorry, copy paste fuck up).
To be frank you don’t see a lot of people in academia pointing at epigenetics saying that it’s directly related to inherited behavior changes. To make my bias clear I’m saying that I’m convinced that the there is enough reason to start acting like we are inheriting things relevant to behavior. Even if it is something like inheriting an experience of famine, that comes with an experience of reality. The inheritance of patterns in the descendants of holocaust survivors are another one. We’ve also got data showing that the impulsivity in ADHD and Tourette’s Syndrome has an inherited component. I have inherited social impulsivity and that is a bit of a mindfuck right now. It explains too much. I’ll cite anything above and anywhere else upon request.
Gonads and gametes are hard drives that href=”https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Epigenetics#Transgenerational”>soak up experience and store it. There will be aspects that we think of as good, but things like the effects of transgenerational trauma are in there too. Racists are so off the picture of reality emerging that it’s impossible to avoid the reality that they wreak social damage on our discussion of inheritance. Fuck that.
Valentine – Oh, I spell it that way on purpose; it sounds like someone falling on their ass: Troomp! Although, I guess Трамп sounds a lot like “tramp” in English, so that works too! But not tramp as in an itinerant person or immoral woman, but the verb meaning to stomp or deliberately smash things with one’s feet.
wwth – There was Torchwood, too. Oh, wait! Torchwood was in Wales.
Never mind. /Emily Litella
weirwoodtreehugger: chief manatee: “How could anyone not like rats?”
Several years ago, our street was torn up for sewer repairs. We came back from a trip to a strong urine smell in our garage. I figured squirrels or mice. When I saw a story on line about rats being reported, I said “uh-oh.” I got traps, spring and glue, and sure enough, caught one in a glue trap, the first of several. Filthy disgusting creature —-
Except he wasn’t filthy or disgusting at all. He was just a small animal with sleek fur and terrified out of his wits. I could actually understand why people keep rats as pets.
Of course we had to kill it. If we turned it loose it would just be someone else’s problem, and maybe a legal violation on top of that. But I really had the feeling “this is not right,” having to kill something merely for being what it was and being in the wrong place. It was perfectly happy and harmless in the sewers, and once the sewer work was done they disappeared.
Any excess stoats you have, send them to me.
Brony, Social Justice Cenobite: Trump really is playing 3-D chess. Unfortunately, he’s playing it on a backgammon board.
Viscaria:
+3 Claws of Slashing and Climbing.
And I have scars in my shoulders to prove it.
@Axecalibur – you’re totally right about the War of 1812! A peace treaty happened December 1814, but the British invaded Louisiana in January 1815. TSK TSK British.
@PaganReader – KITTIES! <3
@Brony, Social Justice Cenobite –
My (somewhat cynical) take: I think someone would have to be in deep denial to both
a) know enough biology to understand the details of what you wrote*
and
b) maintain a “scientific” defense of racism
So to me it’d seem nearly impossible to convince people who have that much cognitive dissonance. But I’m curious: what racist argument does the idea of epigenetics challenge?
*To use myself as an example, I’m familiar with the main idea, but I’ve never taken university biology, so I don’t get all the details.
IBKC~!
*squees happily*
OT, and I hate interrupting kittens, but…
https://www.lawfareblog.com/initial-comments-james-comeys-written-testimony
Is it simply not possible, is there no godforsaken way that asshole can stop acting like a sexual predator, even in ostensibly nonsexual situations? Fucking seriously? I can’t be the only one who’s noticing this, right?
…okay, stupid rhetorical question, obviously I’m not, but still!
@hambeast it not meant to insult Trump with calling him Tramp, this just how it done. You cannot write with the ‘y’ normally unless you want to spell like this like you say. But why you writing with russian alphabet-i think because this scandal about hacking? I dont like this really. I know now thay saying it true (( when i see first it was one woman from Georgia i thought they mean country georgia and i thought they mean she is hacking. Then i understand that this woman from amercia and only leaking again something from investigation. But no one already read what she share? Because i cant find this information. Only that it was been confirmed by independents and she arrested for this.
@brony
Even if you look at the research on IQ and racial groups and uncritically accept it, it doesn’t come anywhere near what the alt-right and KKK-type racists want to use it to justify. Moreover, much of the test data is on whites and blacks in the United States, and much of that is from the 1960’s and earlier.
Psychometricians claim they can use statistical techniques to correct for bias in the data. But the socioeconomic differences between poor blacks and poor whites are very complex, and hence you can’t really claim you’re reliably measuring the relative intellectual potential of whites and blacks. Psychology is still a “soft science” (like gender studies), but there’s often a bias involved in preferring research that uses a more quantitative approach.
All this is related to the New Atheists. At least Sam Harris, Richard Dawkins, and Daniel Dennett are adaptationists, in the sense that they believe almost all human physical and psychological traits are adaptations from a natural selection process. Whether adaptationism makes sense or not, adaptationists tend to theorize that behaviors are determined by adaptations rather than culture (and many would favor a compatibilist view of free will). Thus, it makes more sense to view cultures and other differences between groups as biologically inherited adaptations and almost traditional conclusion in the social sciences is wrong. The New Atheists believe that things are naturally getting better over time and science needs to guide social policy without concerns for religion or traditional morality, so you can guess how all that influences some amoral /pol/ user.
@WWTH
I had my own idea for a ‘British-based supernatural study’ organisation story a long time ago, the Derbyshire Zombie Patrol.
The peat bogs of the Pennines are a great place for bodies to be preserved, and I was going to have a group of what were essentially Peak National Park rangers, whose day job was looking after tourists, but at night were watching out for any reanimated bodies that were getting up and wandering about.
The deal was going to be that these bodies were not the bad guys; they were murder victims, Celtic sacrificial victims, Romans who’d wandered off the path and drowned in the swamp; basically, lost, confused people who, like the tourists, needed someone to look out for them.
The DZP would rescue lost zombies, protect them from exploitation, collectors, over-zealous slayers, and – the big bad of the season – the old Gods to which some of them had been sacrificed, like Cernunnos.
It was also going to be the only mystical association ever based in an old factory in New Mills, just outside Stockport.
This post is as much of it as has ever been written; maybe I’ll start again, summer holidays are nearly here and it would be a project!
@WWTH and Dalillama
I saw both of your comments and responses on the other thread and thank you for them. I only started commenting anywhere a couple months ago cuz I am so computer illiterate but I used to lurk at Westeros and read the comments. Still do sometimes.
The fact that you guys both also seem to like Supernatural absolutely thrills me. If you’re still watching it in the 12th season I assume you’re one of the big fans like me. I adore Supernatural. I will still watch it if it has 20 seasons. I will admit the first five seasons were the best but it’s not like it’s unwatchable now like some people say. I still enjoy it a lot. Lastly, Sam is so my type. I adore him. For men my physical ideal is tall, long haired, lean but still some muscle(but not big ones, big muscles are excessive and bodybuilders actually disturb me)and pretty rather than handsome. And he’s a brilliantly intelligent geek. What more could you ask for??