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Alt-Right Twitter trolls lament Marine Le Pen’s yuge loss in France, talk armed revolution

The mood on alt-right Twitter right now

In the wake of Emmanuel Macron’s yuge victory over his Nazi-lite opponent Marine Le Pen, the mood on Alt-Right Twitter is rather delightfully (to me) grim.

Indeed, more than a few Alt-Right Nazis and their fellow travelers reacted as if someone close to them had died ignominiously like Hitler in his bunker.

https://twitter.com/LouDorchen/status/861281927541776384

https://twitter.com/Kgotjesus2001/status/861321154971275264

https://twitter.com/nickfromnycity/status/861318432494690307

https://twitter.com/homebound1968/status/861296812904386563

Others were more pissy than sad:

https://twitter.com/Lauren_Southern/status/861282811713662977

https://twitter.com/Nick_1683/status/861295475194023938

https://twitter.com/AltRightReport/status/861281923922001920

https://twitter.com/WorldJewWatch/status/861300443250667522

https://twitter.com/DianeMBooth/status/861282968651808768

https://twitter.com/Cernovich/status/861301073096523776

Some resorted to conspiracy theories to explain Macron’s lopsided victory:

https://twitter.com/ReyFloresUSA/status/861313590267129858

https://twitter.com/JoeThoughtful/status/861291871917625345

More than a few lashed out at supporters of Macron, and French people in general.

https://twitter.com/AngryBrownshirt/status/861293547793686528

https://twitter.com/LawDog_Emeritus/status/861292350743728128

There were more than a few predictions of imminent disaster:

https://twitter.com/Cernovich/status/861288793545990144

https://twitter.com/metacriteria/status/861297338878496769

https://twitter.com/MikeEnochTRS/status/861290248684408833

https://twitter.com/MikeEnochTRS/status/861290746279841792

For some, the election results showed that Alt-Rightists need to abandon whatever sliver of faith in democracy they still hold on to, and possibly start up some kind of Alt-Right freikorps.

https://twitter.com/AngryBrownshirt/status/861281221854220288

https://twitter.com/sbpdl/status/861288370202447872

https://twitter.com/sbpdl/status/861290381421531136

https://twitter.com/AngryBrownshirt/status/861288342465282048

https://twitter.com/magpulmaster1/status/861312705474551809

https://twitter.com/AltRightReport/status/861305642258137088

https://twitter.com/AltRightReport/status/861312231061016576

This excitable gal, meanwhile, hoped for divine intervention. Her god is apparently a huge shithead who voted for Le Pen.

https://twitter.com/DianeMBooth/status/861294233545723904

https://twitter.com/DianeMBooth/status/861298654815985664

Good luck with that.

EDITED TO ADD: BONUS TWEET FROM CARL OF SWINDON! (Note, he really is named Carl, and he lives in Swindon.)

https://twitter.com/Sargon_of_Akkad/status/861356922762612737

Carl has spent much of the evening on Twitter explaining that he’s not actually being anti-Semitic because at one point

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David Gerard
David Gerard
5 years ago

The Macron campaign fed the “leakers” a pile of fake information:

http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2017/05/06/did-macron-outsmart-campaign-hackers

Ohlmann
Ohlmann
5 years ago

It’s music to my ear 🙂

@David : look like a conspiracry theory to me.

David Gerard
David Gerard
5 years ago

Example: “#macronleaks claims drugsdeal in bitcoins. Proof is nonsense: block #2811358 doesn’t exist / latest block is #465304” https://twitter.com/henkvaness/status/861276003166978049

This is the supposedly high-quality checked information that was put forward.

Axecalibur: Middle Name Danger
Axecalibur: Middle Name Danger
5 years ago

Ya’ll niggas really though you could make a precedent and fix France’s problems with DEMOCRACY

OK, 2 things…

Ohlmann
Ohlmann
5 years ago

@David : the conspiracy part is believing that it’s Macron who did that. I don’t think he is savvy enough to that, and I trust 4chan, far-right and Russian incompetence more than Macron’s conspirational skill. They tried to do the same that with Hillary, but hilariously failed at that.

Kat, ambassador of the feminist government in exile
Kat, ambassador of the feminist government in exile
5 years ago

Weird. They wanted a woman to win. Go figure.

abars01
abars01
5 years ago

Wilders loses Netherlands, no funding for border wall, Le Pen loses France… I’ll take a crying Pepe meme for $2 dollars, thanks.

Viscaria the Cheese Hog
Viscaria the Cheese Hog
5 years ago

France is like a SJW girl who goes to Syria to combat “islamphobia” and gets attacked and raped. At a certain point you just can’t care.

Gotta love how he says that, like it’s a common occurrence. I’m pretty sure this has never happened, if only because Syria is a weird place to go to combat islamophobia.

weirwoodtreehugger: chief manatee
weirwoodtreehugger: chief manatee
5 years ago

America should accept #MarieLePen voters as political refugees!

If France will accept Clinton voters as refugees in return, then it’s a deal!

Pen
Pen
5 years ago

Now that I’ve read that long stream of tweets, I’ve understood what France needed all along! A bunch of Americans telling us how to be French. LOL.

Ohlmann
Ohlmann
5 years ago

Also, it illustrate that thoses bozos care about terrorists attack a lot more than the people who actually got hit by it.

It almost show that they still did not understand how the various gesticulation of the US after the 9/11 did nothing to prevent new attacks.

Pen
Pen
5 years ago

@weirwoodtreehugger:chief manatee:

America should accept #MarieLePen voters as political refugees!

They love her so much, they even get her name right.

weirwoodtreehugger: chief manatee
weirwoodtreehugger: chief manatee
5 years ago

Pen,

Haha! I didn’t even catch the mispelling.

If Amerisplaining isn’t a word, it should be. A lot of us love to tell people in other countries what is best for them and what their culture is all about.

Gipsz Jakab
Gipsz Jakab
5 years ago

@WWTH:

Yanksplaining, maybe? Seems to roll off the tongue a bit better.

Austin Loomis
5 years ago

It’s not just conspiracy theory, Ohlmann; it’s conspiracy theory, but on the blockchain.

“macronleaks claims drugsdeal in bitcoins.”

If David hadn’t posted the link, I’d be tempted to suspect him of inventing that tweet as advance publicity for the upcoming book I linked above. (There was a long period when I was worried he wasn’t going to use the Attack of the 50-Foot Blockchain title despite its obvious perfection; I guess I’m still smarting from when Philip Reed decided to call a book Action Figure Carrying Cases instead of the clearly more sublime The Case for Carrying Action Figures.)

David Gerard
David Gerard
5 years ago
Reply to  Austin Loomis

@austin – 😀 well, I suppose blockchain is my beat now …

current working title is “the damn book”. I have spent this weekend doing rock journalism (a product nobody wants in 2017) and conspicuously not finishing off the book.

the trouble with writing is that it’s literally always easier to just lie on the floor and make seal noises.

Dalillama: Irate Social Engineer

@abars01

Wilders loses Netherlands, no funding for border wall, Le Pen loses France… I’ll take a crying Pepe meme for $2 dollars, thanks.

Apparently Pepe is dead

Zemyla
Zemyla
5 years ago

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“How dare the populace express its honest opinion about which candidate they like! They should put our candidate in office even though 2/3 of the people in France don’t like her!”

JS
JS
5 years ago

Which kind of seal? Navy, harbor, royal, piston, notary, oil… I often feel sorry for people having to learn English due to things like this. Then I remember how much fun you can have with English for exactly the same reason.

dreemr
dreemr
5 years ago

@Zemyla

That legitimately cracks me up. “This is what’s wrong with democracy!”

lkeke35
lkeke35
5 years ago

Pour la france:

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Francesca Torpedo
Francesca Torpedo
5 years ago

Anyone else just feeling a little sad about this?

We should have been seeing all these upset white people after Hillary became president.

France is living the dream that was denied to us.

Just imagine if we had woken up on post-election day to see all these sad white boys and pepes.

[Sheds a single tear]

lkeke35
lkeke35
5 years ago

I prefer this much happier frog!

I think the political situation, here in the US, must have really seriously tripped me up. I don’t think Ive ever been so happy over an election that wasn’t American.

Seriously, I’m getting very emotional about this, and I don’t even know any ppl from France.

Francesca Torpedo
Francesca Torpedo
5 years ago

@Ikeke

Two things:

I’ve been following European politics closely for a while, and anything that upsets racist white people is a net positive in my ledger, so I am excited and pleased as well!

My joy is tempered with sadness, though, because I realize that this could have been us…

Gipsz Jakab
Gipsz Jakab
5 years ago

Honestly though, it says a lot about the situation that the election of a mediocre centrist is cause for celebration.

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