Men Going Their Own Way love to fantasize about a future in which women are rendered obsolete — replaced by sexbots (for men to make the sex with) and artificial wombs (for men to make the babies with).
But one MGTOW Redditor has an even better idea: instead of growing the next generation of men in some Brave New World baby factory, why not secretly impregnate the “low quality sluts” of the world with future babies that aren’t even theirs — thus enhancing the pleasures of sex with the pleasure of reverse-cuckolding women.
I’ll let the bold visionary who came up with this plan explain it to you, because I sure as hell can’t. Take it away, Redditor-who-calls-himself-penisassociate.
Imagine advances in nano machines enable a delivery system of minuscule scale transferring an embryo through the vagina, cervix and into the womb.
Sounds like the world’s worst remake of Fantastic Voyage.
You are Chad Thundercock. You want to maximize your reproduction with high quality genetics.
I’m pretty sure most guys having casual sex with multiple women are trying their hardest not to inadvertently reproduce, but whatev.
Problem is it’s too slow to go around looking for the top 20% of women.
MGTOWs, such romantics!
You have found one however, bred her, and you’ve gotten a lot of her eggs.
Er, what? Are you thinking of human women or brood hens?
Now you go around implanting unwitting low quality sluts with your preferred sperm & egg combo. Imagine the implantation process can be easily done during sex so there’s good reason to suspect, for the woman, that biologically it’s her child.
At this point I’m fairly certain that Mr. penisassociate has never had sex; I’m also thinking that maybe he should be prohibited by law from ever having sex.
And a new porn genre was born.
This kind of MGTOW thinking is the best argument I’ve seen for improving sex education in schools.
Or, wait a minute … would that just lead to an “intelligent reproduction” movement made up of people insisting that eggs and sperm don’t work that way?
@Chiomara
It’s a Manul (a.k.a. Pallas’s Cat) and they make really funny faces. Have another!
http://static.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/pallas-cat-manul-14__880.jpg
I’m glad you giggled. I giggled at your title, too!
@Imaginary Petal
I hate to tell you, but that one has existed for a long long long while.
@Skiriki
Shows what I know! And what you know, for some reason!
Hey, another Trump Tweetstorm!
Trump, citing no evidence, accuses Obama of ‘Nixon/Watergate’ plot to wiretap Trump Tower
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/post-politics/wp/2017/03/04/trump-accuses-obama-of-nixonwatergate-plot-to-wire-tap-trump-tower/?utm_term=.59090f37d75c
Shorter penisassociate:
Something, something, sex, sex, sex, a woman is tricked and made to suffer, ha, ha, ha!!!!!1!!!
I giggled at that for at least ten minutes.
@ EJ (Marxist Jazz Weasel)
Thank you!
I fear that it’s not too far off how some people think sex works. My knitting buddies have been discussing sex education for kids lately, and have been trading some horrifying stories about some people’s appalling ignorance – for example, not knowing the difference between the urethra and the vagina.
@Victorious Parasol
My mother told me about this incident. A cousin of mine, a guy in his twenties, acquired a rooster. He was discussing the rooster with another cousin of ours, who was also in his twenties, and both were puzzled. Why didn’t the rooster lay eggs?
My mother was able to clear up their confusion.
@ Kat
Oh, good grief. That’s right up there with city folks thinking only bulls have horns.
It makes me so sad the MGTOW can binge watch Buffy and the only take away is “sex bots.”
For those who expressed interest in my takedown of the Sweden/rape myth but might have missed the comment, it can be found here:
https://www.wehuntedthemammoth.com/2017/03/01/men-going-their-own-way-are-treading-a-well-worn-path-to-alt-right-racist-extremism/comment-page-2/#comment-1213378
Better version on LaB’s blog:
http://twosixteenhouse.wordpress.com/2017/03/04/the-myth-of-the-swedish-rapefugee/
Trump, proof that weed is legal in the White House these days.
@Imaginary Petal
Nicely done with that very thorough explanation, there’s just one thing that is in no way your fault, but that I found endlessly amusing. In said explanation, you mention the figures for sexual assault, using the swedish term Sexualbrott. In German, Brot means bread, so for a moment I was trying to imagine what sexual bread would look like. I think I’ll change my username to Swedish Sexual Bread.
Podkayne Lives said
Yep, that was my first thought.
Also, I’m assuming that in this (let’s face it) fictional sci-fi dystopian scenario that abortion and birth control have been outlawed. But that doesn’t explain why the slutty hypergamous sluts haven’t changed their behavior, what with the greatly increased risk of pregnancy and all. Maybe the nanites can overcome that, too?
Hell, if nanites were that powerful, they could probably turn ordinary women into Stepford wives, making the rest of the scenario moot. I suppose that’s not as much fun for the menzers, though.
I have been enjoying all of the other hypotheses put forward so far, very entertaining thread!
@No Man Rules Alone
I don’t know about sexual bread, but I know about pussybread!
http://catbreading.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/crumby-cat-breading.jpg
@Imaginary Petal:
New? Oh, you dear, sweet innocent child, don’t you know there’s nothing new
under the sunon the internet?(CW: Extreme WTFery. Have brain bleach on hand before following link)
@Cat Mara
From your comment in that link, it’s clear you’ve known about this for about 2 years. I am desperately hoping to forget about this within the next 2 years.
@JS Well it is in DC
My understanding of DCs current marijuana laws is that possession is decriminalized but sales has not been. Good old American ingenuity took over and there are several DC small businesses that sell overpriced juice/art/etc that comes with a complementary free gift of marijuana.
Kat:
If this is an attempt to distract the media from the growing shitstorm about links to Russia, it seems a poor choice. The most plausible reason to conduct surveillance against Trump and his team is to investigate their links to Russia!
Kat:
Pretty much yeah. They probably just started idly wondering, “If I could cuckold women like they cuckold men, how would it happen?”
“It would have to involve IVF and embryo transplantation…maybe with some fancy future technology you could do it sneakily while having sex…you’d have to get the eggs from a high quality woman somehow…who cares about all these technical details…”
“Wait why am I making up this cuckolding parallel since I wouldn’t want to be married to a low quality woman anyway…OK those sluts always have their kids after casually fucking some Chad Thundercock so it might as well be me…since this is already highly hypothetical…the core concept is so fascinating…”
Moggie – If it’s an attempt to distract the media, it’s all on Трумп. Which he shouldn’t do because he’s bad at it. Really bad.
Not that his team’s much better, but, it, it’s just… such preschool level projection, even Kellyann Conjob and Hothead Spicer have to be face-palming!
Just having a bit of a Saturday night symposium (in so far as we’re in a pub talking bollocks). A topic has arisen. And someone’s just said “unless you know any gender studies experts who are also linguists…”. Which has given me a perfect opportunity for a “Well, actually…”
So here’s the topic. Is ‘mankind’ a gender neutral term?
Here’s a summary of the arguments in favour of the proposition:
Etymologically speaking, it’s gender neutral. It comes to us as an evolution of the old English word ‘mancynn’, and in old English, ‘man’ was gender neutral; they had the prefixes ‘wer’ and ‘wif’ to distinguish the genders. It wasn’t until middle english that ‘wer’ was dropped and ‘wif’ mutated into ‘wo-‘
You can see the same usage in the root of the word manslaughter. See also werewolf and wergeld.
Arguments against:
It’s got ‘man’ in it.
We’ve now diverted into Neil Armstrong, but do any of the very clever folks here have any thoughts?
That asshole Trump is vacationing again??