Men Going Their Own Way love to fantasize about a future in which women are rendered obsolete — replaced by sexbots (for men to make the sex with) and artificial wombs (for men to make the babies with).
But one MGTOW Redditor has an even better idea: instead of growing the next generation of men in some Brave New World baby factory, why not secretly impregnate the “low quality sluts” of the world with future babies that aren’t even theirs — thus enhancing the pleasures of sex with the pleasure of reverse-cuckolding women.
I’ll let the bold visionary who came up with this plan explain it to you, because I sure as hell can’t. Take it away, Redditor-who-calls-himself-penisassociate.
Imagine advances in nano machines enable a delivery system of minuscule scale transferring an embryo through the vagina, cervix and into the womb.
Sounds like the world’s worst remake of Fantastic Voyage.
You are Chad Thundercock. You want to maximize your reproduction with high quality genetics.
I’m pretty sure most guys having casual sex with multiple women are trying their hardest not to inadvertently reproduce, but whatev.
Problem is it’s too slow to go around looking for the top 20% of women.
MGTOWs, such romantics!
You have found one however, bred her, and you’ve gotten a lot of her eggs.
Er, what? Are you thinking of human women or brood hens?
Now you go around implanting unwitting low quality sluts with your preferred sperm & egg combo. Imagine the implantation process can be easily done during sex so there’s good reason to suspect, for the woman, that biologically it’s her child.
At this point I’m fairly certain that Mr. penisassociate has never had sex; I’m also thinking that maybe he should be prohibited by law from ever having sex.
My god.
Yes, of course, no woman would ever notice you giving her egg production inducers (which is given though injections, btw) for weeks, then giving her anesthesia, then inserting a long suction tube in her vagina, a process that can make her have cramps for weeks.
Then another second woman will never notice when you insert another tube into her CERVIX. All this during sex. Of course, its only logical. And that assuming the second one doesnt get an abortion or anything.
What happened to the good old punching holes in a condom? Oh my, I’m already giving them ideas.
@dontgiveahoot
Exactly! My stuff was never that bad. I had Wikipedia, why doesn’t Mr Cockcolleague?
@Ray of Rays
If true I can’t tell anymore
@ Chiomara
With how messed up their views on sex are the very concept of protection, something for the benefit of both parties is impossible to understand.
@Axe and @dontgiveahoot
Pounded in the vagina by my own fertilized egg (or so I thought) – a novel by Chuck Tingle.
@Chio
http://i58.photobucket.com/albums/g246/sey115/sey115079/you%20win%20forever_zpszv4cnc1x.gif
I can only assume that the guy believes that ovulation occurs in a similar manner to ejaculation- that during/after sex, people with ovaries just release millions of eggs out of their vagina, which can then be easily collected.
Though if it happens in a similar manner to ejaculation, that would still require the uterus-haver to climax while having sex with these dudebros, which is about as likely as anything else that’s been discussed in this thread.
So, when I was in high school, a friend of a friend came up with a device for creating antimatter. The diagram consisted of the word “Matter”, an arrow leading to a black box, then another arrow leading out of the black box, pointing at the word “Anti-Matter”. That was it.
That kid’s understanding of particle physics was clearly greater by far than this jamoke’s comprehension of anatomy.
When you’re right, you’re right.
It would also involve them getting anywhere near any ciswoman, which also requires a suspension of belief.
Besides, why are these guys talking about Chad Thundercock’s breeding stragety when they’re made that they can’t even get laid because of Chad Thundercock?
Oh, that’s a splendid idea for a Tingle Tome!
Somebody who has a Twitter account should shoot him a tweet.
@Peevee
He won’t. He does strictly butt-pounding stories.
1. Sex a girl
2. Steal her eggs
3. ????
4. PROFIT!!!
“Pounded in the Butt with a Turkey Baster by a Guy Who Doesn’t Understand How the Human Fertilization Process Works (Featuring One Gay Cis Buckaroo Having to Explain How Uteruses Work to Another Cis Guy) by Chuck Tingle, published by McGraw-Hill Education” by Panic! At the Disco.
They just arrested one of the guys who was making anti-Semitic bomb threats. Turned out he was doing it as part of a stalking/harassment campaign against his ex-girlfriend.
It’s creepy on so many levels.
Perhaps this guy has mistaken Earth women for the Martian women in the Edgar Rice Burroughs John Carter books. Martian women, despite otherwise appearing to be like Earth women, lay an egg when they get pregnant.
Chad Thundercock likely couldn’t impregnate a rolled-up tube sock.
This one’s so ridiculous that I just don’t know what to say.
This made me realize just how long Starcraft has been around — and yet “zerg rush” is still around. That’s what I imagine this MGTOW is imagining human reproduction to be about.
And… oh wow. I was not aware of that google result.
Wow! Is this a Poe? Even the MGTOWs aren’t touching it except for one who says its an interesting premise for a science fiction novel.
I agree, with the stipulation that for it to work both biologically and in terms of Chad’s motivation, he would have to be, as Taffer suggests, a merman, and his HB10 egg donor a Darryl Hannah in Splash style merlady, and their kind dying out. And they should only knock up women who wanted to help them out that way.
As a revenge fantasy, I just don’t see what’s in it for him.
Chad, who he hates, continues to have lots of sex, and by his own choice has lots of offspring. The HB10, who he hates, either doesn’t know her genetic material has been stolen and therefore doesn’t suffer, or is a willing part of the process who propagates her own genes without physical, financial or lifestyle cost.
The embryo recipient, who he hates, continues to have sex with people she chooses to have sex with. She either is on a form of contraception that prevents embryo implantation, or conceives and has an abortion, or conceives and chooses to bear the child. Maybe she adopts the child out, maybe she raises it. In any case, she is unaware the embryo is not genetically hers, and doesn’t feel cucked.
The MGTOW continues to lurk outside all their windows, watching and fapping bitterly to the notion that he knows something the recipient doesn’t know, instead of going his own way.
This loser cannot even feature himself in his own fantasy. Sad!
@cop
“Something something pass on genes darwin.”
They seem to forget that in a future world where nanotech is this developed and available – women will *very much so* be aware of its existence and potential uses. Nanite contraception will likely be a thing, so will nanite immune system enhancements (nanos protecting the body from unknown outside nanos).
@ Oogly,
MGTOW genetics confuse me. I can see that they love evopsych, yet believe they won’t get to pass their own genes on, because hypergamy cucking AWALT. I just can’t work out where they think their own non-alpha genes come from. By their own metrics, all of them were fathered by Chads upon evil trickster wimminz. So shouldn’t they all be Chads?
Not asking you to explain that of course Oogly, its not your position, or your logic fail.
Maybe Docrailgun, who has posted the same nuanced comment on Chad fertility both here and on the original reddit post can educate us all.
Where women will be onsolete. Well apart from raising the child. Obviously.
Why is it that the MGTOW’s can’t seem to do anything without referring to women?
Chad Thundercock would never do such a thing.
(I’ve become fond of Chad. I believe that his success with the ladies can only indicate that he is a genuinely nice guy and an excellent lover. Also, I think he’s Jerry from “Parks and Rec”. ((“The largest penis I’ve ever seen.)))
As for the part about the eggs…I have to say, the core idea does have science fiction potential. Robert Heinlein did something similar in “Friday”, although with simple trickery instead of nanites, and a motivation for all parties involved that actually mostly made sense.
The only theory I can come up with about the eggs is that perhaps the nanites in this scenario harvest the eggs, and return with them to their master somehow. The eggs are then sucked up into the urethra, travel into the vas deferens, are fertilized by the nanny-nanites, and then rereleased, already fertilized, into the unsuspecting victim of this high-tech wombjacking. Except that the nanites will have to take them up there, because I don’t think they’ll be able to swim once fertilized. And also, I dunno how you ensure a viable fertilization without getting a multiple pregnancy that will definitely need medical intervention and raise suspicions. Nanites, I guess. They can do anything.
Or maybe this dude is actually a seahorse. I have no clue. There’s a spectacular level of indifference to how humans actually reproduce, both physically and socially, here, that’s just wild.
@Eli
Oh my god, is that a cat? I giggled at that picture for a long long time – I dont really know what I find so funny about it, but I do.
Damn, Chuck doesnt write about that?! Guess I’ll have to begin my own “pounded in the vagina” series. Nah, kidding, that man is a genius, Id have to be on drugs to come up with that much nonsense.
Unless I regularly read manosphere subs, its a good place for female anatomy so bad its absurd.