Men Going Their Own Way love to fantasize about a future in which women are rendered obsolete — replaced by sexbots (for men to make the sex with) and artificial wombs (for men to make the babies with).
But one MGTOW Redditor has an even better idea: instead of growing the next generation of men in some Brave New World baby factory, why not secretly impregnate the “low quality sluts” of the world with future babies that aren’t even theirs — thus enhancing the pleasures of sex with the pleasure of reverse-cuckolding women.
I’ll let the bold visionary who came up with this plan explain it to you, because I sure as hell can’t. Take it away, Redditor-who-calls-himself-penisassociate.
Imagine advances in nano machines enable a delivery system of minuscule scale transferring an embryo through the vagina, cervix and into the womb.
Sounds like the world’s worst remake of Fantastic Voyage.
You are Chad Thundercock. You want to maximize your reproduction with high quality genetics.
I’m pretty sure most guys having casual sex with multiple women are trying their hardest not to inadvertently reproduce, but whatev.
Problem is it’s too slow to go around looking for the top 20% of women.
MGTOWs, such romantics!
You have found one however, bred her, and you’ve gotten a lot of her eggs.
Er, what? Are you thinking of human women or brood hens?
Now you go around implanting unwitting low quality sluts with your preferred sperm & egg combo. Imagine the implantation process can be easily done during sex so there’s good reason to suspect, for the woman, that biologically it’s her child.
At this point I’m fairly certain that Mr. penisassociate has never had sex; I’m also thinking that maybe he should be prohibited by law from ever having sex.
They really get off on denying women consent and bodily autonomy. Then they wonder why no one anywhere likes them even a little bit.
The what in the what now? I’ve read smut written by teen virgins that makes more sense than this.
Having said that, in a fantasy which relies on a lot of as-yet-uninvented nanotech where women can be implanted with a pre-fertilized embryo so easily they won’t even know it happened, the least believable part is that the guy is a Chad Thundercock.
http://i.imgur.com/unGsZXw.jpg
I…does he even know how procreation works? Has he even seen a vagina?
Every time I read these mgtoe posts I ask myself if I’m really reading this or if I’m having a concussion. Or maybe I smoked something.
Because none of this makes any sense
Has he even heard of abortion? Because I’m pretty sure that’s what any woman — or “low-quality slut”, as he calls them — would do with the “breeding” products abandoned in her uterus by creepers like this…
Once again the manosphere makes the mistake of thinking men’s money is equivalent to women’s bodies. It’s like some bizarro oppositesland version of the “paper abortion” they think is the same as terminating a pregnancy. This fantasy involves violating a woman’s bodily autonomy in a way that is not the same as “cuckolding” men by having them pay for a child that is not theirs.
And I fear that this
can only mean abducting a woman, locking her in the basement and extracting her eggs using creepy homemade tools. As ignorant as MGTOW can be about biology, I doubt they really think that hot chicks lay a dozen eggs after having sex.
This is bewildering on a gazillion levels, but what I especially don’t understand is why MGTOWs are coming up with plans for Chad Thundercock. Aren’t they mortal enemies or something?
This is like Road Runners writing “You know what Wyle E Coyote should really do…”
All this talk about eggs is making me regret not picking up a dozen when I hit up the grocery store. At least they’re one of the few things that’s at a similar price on the on-campus store.
Aren’t these the same assholes who don’t want to support their children? How do they propose to support all of the children they’re going to have with the “low quality sluts?”
If all of this nanotechnology is going on, surely science can figure out a way for cismen to gestate and give birth.
I’m…not…so…sure? I mean, don’t you breed a hen to get her to start laying eggs
It’s that “bred her” line that has me totally stumped. Does he think that after sex, women shoot out eggs like a pez dispenser?
I don’t wanna know!
I’m still puzzled about where the eggs come from???
Their logic alone is a solid argument for why we shouldn’t separate health class based on gender binaries. The boys really need to know basic baby-making.
Now I’m thinking they just think eggs come out like gumballs, and they just scoop them up? Who knows.
I’m puzzled at how the fertilized egg will be implanted during sex??? How??? An egg couldn’t get past the cervical oz as eggs can’t swim?
Ohh hang on, I guess a pea-shooter will come into this. LADIES! BEWARE OF “PEA-SHOOTER TOTING, EGG CATCHING, IMPREGNATING , THEN FIRING BACK UP YOU”, MEN….just in case you weren’t sure, they’re MGTOWs, OK?
wait…wait…is this Battlestar Galactica “The Farm” fanfic? I always hated that the show runners did that to Starbuck!
As someone who was in the room when my wife went through IVF treatments, I can guarantee this guy the process is way more complicated and invasive than he suggests.
The eggs? How? What? WTF?
I blame Melissa McCarthy. (She’s as good as any other person to blame.) Being completely witless and humorless, good ol’ penisassociate thought that her Spicey imitation was talking realistically about what happens when women are happy – when the president introduces a potential SC justice.
I think they played Mario 2 and confused Birdo for human women.
http://31.media.tumblr.com/0a099e1f005129364b218c4dc9d37f8d/tumblr_mrh8ij4yul1qjztgpo1_400.gif
In my early twenties I “donated” ova to an In Vitro Fertilization center for couple who wanted children but could not conceive. Of course I knew how babies were made, but didn’t know all of the %^$#@! effort that went into the process!
Long story short, ova extraction is very complicated and involved, and implanting the fertilized egg(s) is even more painstakingly complicated. All must be done with precise medical equipment, not dumb shit you can buy from the Edmund Scientifics catalog.
(“Donated” is a misnomer as they told me they’d pay $1500 per donation. Their Sunday paper ad simply said “donate your eggs and make a family’s dreams come true”, which I thought was wonderful.)
God you feminists are always taking things out of context and cherry picking posts, David clearly went to the other MGTOW subreddit Mermen Going Their Own Way and used your own human centric prejudice to make fun of a perfectly valid method of scooping up fertilized eggs off the sea floor…just shows to go you that liberals are the real racists.
@Taffer
Can’t tell if satire or not.
Human eggs don’t work that way. Cherry trees is literally just shaking the tree for cherries. We’re not the ones in support of nazis.
So Human centric,
That is a bad thing because…
“I hate human rights”
Forgive me for being a pedant if you were pretending ignorance to mimic the redditor, but, no.
Chickens, as with other female animals, start ovulating when they hit puberty, whether they’ve met a cock or not. Chickens just happen to ovulate and expel the unfertilized egg from their cloaca on the regular so you can have a tasty breakfast.
Wat
@ Ooglyboggles
Pretty sure it’s a joke, since it’s referencing mermen and the way that fish breed.