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Alt-Righters respond to debate with rape jokes, conspiracy theories, intimations of violence

Winning!
Winning!

In the real world that you and I live in, the general consensus is that Hillary Clinton won last night’s debate. In the world inhabited by the alt-right and its fellow travelers, Trump crushed the evil Hillary even though she had help from a secret video screen hidden in plain sight on her lectern, possibly installed by George Soros himself.

Here, highlights from the Twitter feeds of some of the better-known alt-right Trump fans (and their fellow travelers).

First, some dispatches from alternate universes:

https://twitter.com/Cernovich/status/788992551650889729

https://twitter.com/ReactionaryTree/status/789059736922648576

https://twitter.com/ConCanadian/status/789136577586876416

https://twitter.com/WhiteGenociders/status/788934321189126144

Some Red Pillers hailed Trump for allegedly being a psychopath:

https://twitter.com/Empireanalysis/status/788998872060297216

There were, of course, an assortment of conspiracy theories:

https://twitter.com/Cernovich/status/788967788253581312

https://twitter.com/StefanMolyneux/status/788924320886185985

https://twitter.com/mitchellvii/status/789083009265700865

Couldn’t possibly be light reflecting off of the polished wood of the lectern. Must be Hillary using her SECRET DEBATE LIFELINE.

https://twitter.com/darth/status/789117564920016896

Some tried to gin up new fake controversies, like Hillary’s allegedly TREASONOUS revelation that America’s nuclear response time is … very short!

https://twitter.com/cyvault/status/788943456005566464

https://twitter.com/WDFx2EU7/status/789126925809688579

https://twitter.com/sbeckwilliams/status/789115842332073984

https://twitter.com/altrightwarfare/status/789141517378158592

TREASON! It’s not as if this was already widely known or anything oh wait never mind.

The lovely Matt Forney weighed in:

https://twitter.com/basedmattforney/status/788924608640589824

Dude, in that pic Trump’s teeth are exactly the same shade of brown. Because the picture is dark and the colors are off. In most pics, her teeth look fine (as do Trump’s).

https://twitter.com/basedmattforney/status/788930922448031745

Er, what? Metamucil is a fiber supplement. What relation it has to napping I have no idea.

Also, she doesn’t look tired. Just tired of Trump’s bullshit.

https://twitter.com/basedmattforney/status/788932118801940480

But of course. How could Matt possibly discuss the debate without making at least one rape joke.

Some alt-right Trump superfans were thinking beyond the election itself:

https://twitter.com/DrDavidDuke/status/788936357234126848

https://twitter.com/thebasedviking/status/789116096670490624

Er, land?

https://twitter.com/ReactionaryTree/status/787544349064175616

https://twitter.com/DonaldjBismarck/status/788947850948284416

And finally, a thought from the biggest idiot of the bunch:

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/789117930801926148

The debate was RIGGED, I tells ya. Rigged!

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Weird (and ready for this election to bew OVER) Eddie
Weird (and ready for this election to bew OVER) Eddie
5 years ago

We got any “bad guys” yet? I nominate Kellyanne Conway for the goofy second-in-command to the head crook, and… in the overstuffed chair, face always in shadow, slowly stroking the cat… no, make that a weasel… is the head baddie… Ann Coulter, of course!!

Alan Robertshaw
5 years ago

*after smuggling her husband out of the Capital Building*

“and that’s how we get a Bill past Congress”

*after enemy fails to spot her and gets pushed from ledge*

“It’s all about checks and balancing”

*on plan to use trained chimps to sneak into embassy balls and steal documents*

“We need to get primates into parties*

(Ok, I was struggling a bit there)

Axecalibur: Middle Name Danger
Axecalibur: Middle Name Danger
5 years ago

@Alan
Tagline on the British movie poster
‘Remember, remember, the 8th of November’

Imaginary Petal
Imaginary Petal
5 years ago

@Axe

*28th

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