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Gotta Neg ‘Em All: Pickup artists claim they’re using Pokemon Go to “catch” real women

Pikachu, PUA
Pikachu, PUA

So you’ve heard of this Pokemon Go thing, right? It’s the massively popular new mobile game that uses your GPS to lead you to virtual Pokemons hanging out at countless locations in the real world; with a quick toss of a virtual Pokeball, you can catch them for your collection.  (If none of that makes sense to you, watch this.)

Now one pickup artist on Reddit says he’s been using the game as a pickup tool, luring young hotties playing the game to his location and, well, collecting them. Or at least, he says, collecting their alleged phone numbers and Facebook pages.

Bsutansalt, a mod on the Red Pill subreddit, shared his secret with Reddit’s would-be pickup artists in a post yesterday.

I went for a bar crawl the other night and EVERYONE was playing it, my friends and I included. Before long we were meeting women left, right, and center and the impact of this little game was not lost on me from a [Red Pill] perspective.

Do tell.

I strongly recommend installing the app and finding a Pokestop or 2 near a bar or some other venues you like. Drop a Lure and just hang out playing the game and enjoy yourself as people start to arrive.

“Will you walk into my parlor?” said the wannabe Spider to the HB8,

You’re going to meet a TON of women, likely surrounded by very weak, young, nerdy guys, and approaching them is as easy as pie.

Because naturally every Pokemon-playing woman will drop her nerd friends to run off with a dude so alpha he spends much of his time moderating one of Reddit’s most pathetically terrible subreddits.

All of the hard work, such as breaking the ice, is already done for you. All you have to do is show up and spit your favorite day game.

You could always go with the Roosh favorite “do you know where I can find the pet shop?”

Lastly, holy sh*t the quantity and quality of women this game will put you into contact with is astounding. I was debating even posting this thread so I’d have them for myself and to keep this under the radar, but it’s too good not to share.

What a public-spirited fellow!

More people installed this game 1 week than have installed Tinder in the entire 5 years it’s existed! … This isn’t your standard pimply faced nerd game. Oh no, this is big, so big you’d be a fool not to leverage it to its full potential.

He ended his little testimonial with a joke that managed to link the most famous Pokemon catchphrase with sexually transmitted diseases.

Gotta catch ’em all indeed! Just be sure to wrap it up so you don’t, you know, actually catch ’em all.

Naturally, some in the subreddit were a little bit skeptical. “You didn’t pull a single one did you,” one Red Pill Redditor challenged.

Bsutansalt proudly acknowledged that well. no, he technically hadn’t. “Facebook and phone numbers only, he explained, as if pressuring a woman you don’t know to give you a quite possibly fake phone number is some sort of heroic achievement. Oh, and did I mention that they were half his age?

“All 18-26,” he announced proudly. “I’m 39.”

RED PILL VICTORY.

Some readers reported their amazing successes with this exciting new method of lady pestering.

Someone called maxbrooksmacbook boasted that

I literally downloaded this game twenty minutes ago and a young (20) woman already talked to me about it for five minutes at a pokespot

2legion327 said the he too had also completed the “talking to female human” quest.

Can confirm. A buddy and I did this in the middle of the square in our downtown area on Saturday. Dropped lures on two side-by-side pokestops with a pokegym situated within range as well. It was just us there when we started. Within 20 minutes, over 40 people had shown up with about a 50/50 M/F ratio. We chatted up several of the women.

Someone called Synzael went a bit further, laconically declaring that he had incorporated two new Pokeladies into his Pokeplate Pokeharem. “Ez.,” he assured his fellow Red Pillers, “already closed 2 new plates in 2 days.”

“No, you didn’t,” replied corsega, unconvinced by Synzael’s Pokebullsh*t.

She’s not a plate unless you’ve slept with her twice.

You got two leads. 

Synzael insisted that he had too made the intercourse with two human females.

I mean I f*cked them once and already made plans to f*ck them again. They could totally flake but I doubt they will so yeah I labeled them plates. I’m not bullsh*tting… lol

Pressed for details, he added

I’m driving atm but I f*cked one earlier in the day then her mom made her come home the second was late around 1 am

I’m sorry, but all I can think of is Vincent Adultman from Bojack Horseman, the suave ladykiller who is actually two kids in a trenchcoat with a broom for an arm.

__ZEAL__, meanwhile, declared that he’d scored two new hotties and like a bunch more numbers without even trying that’s how cool he is.

In the past two days, 5 numbers(this is being lazy with it as well, not even bothering to put effort in), and two new girls I’m f*cking. I originally thought that the game was dumb as fuck, and people were childish for playing it. Still kind of do. But, as I saw all the pictures of people congregating due to this game, I realized just how crazy easy it becomes to be around women, without spending any money whatsoever, and having an easy in.

Also these women are super hot as this spreadsheet will show.

I now have two new women to f*ck, who are in the top ten hottest of the 60+ I’ve fucked already. I don’t even care what people think, this shit makes it so easy to get laid with no resources besides time.

Not everyone was convinced that using a silly little video game to pick up women was a truly masculine Red Pill thing to do.

“Playing video games is for man children,” one wrote. “This is a complete waste of time.”

In a followup comment, he went all cultural critic on Pokemon Go fans, telling them that they were

playing a part in the marketing machine that is destroying western society as we know it. The people who designed this game want nothing more than for you to hand your money/personal data over to them, thus raising their SMV, and lowering yours.

Apparently game designers can literally drain your Sexual Market Value through your phone.

Another cynical sort said that the original poster, despite being a mod of the subreddit, sounded a lot

like a paid marketer trying to infiltrate one of the most notoriously rigid communities to me. … Nice try, though, Nintendo.

Yeah, I’m sure Nintendo would just love to be associated with the dudes in the Red Pill subreddit.

Meanwhile, a fellow with the lovely name killxorxbexkilled took aim at those saying that Pokemon Go is promoting physical fitness by encouraging couch potato gamers to go for walks.

Ha ha ha ha…if you think shuffling around looking at your phone is in any way related to “health and fitness” you have got a LOT to learn. Tell you what u/inmemorieswetrust how about you post 3 or 4 pictures of yourself and I’ll post 3 or 4 pictures of myself and we’ll see whose idea of fitness is more in line with this sub? Seriously. Let’s see if your body can cash the check your mouth is writing.

DO YOU EVEN LIFT POKEBALLS, BRO?

H/T — Thanks to @cerebral_artery on Twitter, who alerted me to the Red Pill thread.

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Istillbelieve
Istillbelieve
5 years ago

I always imagined their standard is a cross between sweaty saxophone guy in Lost Boys and 1980’s Arnold Schwarzenegger in Conan the Barbarian.

So happy someone mentioned Sweaty Saxophone Guy. And that he has a gif of his own. Thanks boinkboinkboinkboinkboink

PocketNerd
PocketNerd
5 years ago
Reply to  A Land Whale

Thus Spake ZarA Land Whale:

My advice, where a T-shirt that says, ” I bathe in male tears,” when Pokemoning.

Probably not a hot idea, if you think you might run into MRAs or PUAs. You might encounter one of the jackals who thinks it’s only just and proper to scream alt-right talking points at you, and if you don’t meekly sit there and take it, upload video of you so every wretched lady-hatin’ asshole with a persecution complex on the whole damn internet has a chance to take a shot at you.

VioletBeauregarde
VioletBeauregarde
5 years ago

I’m a seasoned Ingresser (Level 8 Frog) and I just started playing Pokémon Go a few days ago (I’m on Team Instinct). I learned about it through the article about WBC. In light of the creep warnings, I just might confine my game play to my trailer park until my stun gun arrives. I’m 25 but I look younger than I really am, so I just might be a target.

Bina
Bina
5 years ago

Brainwave: Can we call these creeps Pokémenzers, please? Please?

FlawedVictori
FlawedVictori
5 years ago

@BecomingAndi

I can’t really use facebook, tbh.

Actually answering to my deadname makes me feel ill, tbh?

But, if you’d like to have someone to talk to yourself about these things, feel free to contact me on tumblr, and we can exchange emails, or something.

ryeash
5 years ago

I found a great way to counteract the PUAs’ strategy.

https://www.facebook.com/realtoph/photos/a.218174541633260.47658.217365375047510/961908413926532/?type=3

Surrender now or prepare to fight, fuckers.

Imaginary Petal
Imaginary Petal
5 years ago

Pokémon Go was rolled out in Sweden this morning. My Otter and I got the game the shady way yesterday, not knowing that it would be officially released today. Amazingly, when we took a short walk yesterday we met two other people already playing the game. That’s before it was even released.

Today, my Otter took another walk for pokémon and got hit on by two randos, one of which ran up 58 steps of stairs to bother her. Fucking hell, dudes. Can’t you just stay in your apartment at all times?

Viscaria
Viscaria
5 years ago

@IP, uuuuUUUuuugh. I’m sorry your significant Otter was hassled and chased(!) by those creeps. I hope she’s doing okay.

Imaginary Petal
Imaginary Petal
5 years ago

Aaaaand the servers are down. I’m getting a message saying “our servers are humbled by your incredible response”. Well! This game was great until it was actually released.

@Viscaria

She’s fine. Just annoyed. 🙂

EJ (The Other One)
5 years ago

Brainwave: Can we call these creeps Pokémenzers, please? Please?

Second! All in favour say “shut up Mike.”

Alan Robertshaw
5 years ago

That Pokemon thing has started here now. Judging by the news reports of people stepping into traffic whist staring at their phones (and two guys who managed to walk off a cliff!) these could be good times for people waiting for waiting for donor organs.

Imaginary Petal
Imaginary Petal
5 years ago

Yeah, the game is just not working at all today. We were ready to take on the gym on our street, but the app keeps glitching, freezing and disconnecting. I even errored out of a wild Squirtle battle. 🙁

This game was so much better pre-launch.

Her Grace Phryne (on the phone)
Her Grace Phryne (on the phone)
5 years ago

I keep having the “three feets” thing, where “nearby” mons all show three footprints, but they still show up near enough to catch. It’s annoying, but still playable, unlike the first few days. PI, it’ll probably get better by next week.

JCfromNC
JCfromNC
5 years ago

I’ve been told the “radar” is currently Not Actually Working, and it certainly seems that way based on my experience. Crazy lag today as well. Hopefully Niantic’s planning on plowing all this money that I hear they’re making into some infrastructure upgrades soon.

PikaPika
PikaPika
5 years ago
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