So PUA nimrod and would-be philosopher-king Roosh Valizadeh has put on his “science” hat again, reporting what he describes as the “two seismic implications” of a recent study of flies.
The first is that a woman can absorb enough DNA during her lifetime that it changes her phenotype (i.e. her appearance and overall health state). There could be some truth to the phrase “slut face” in which highly promiscuous women suffer a change to their appearance because of all the variable sperm from different males that have been deposited inside them.
Wat.
The second implication stems from the fact that it’s scientifically conclusive that single mothers have DNA of their bastard children residing permanently within their bodies. Any man who reproduces with a single mom will have a child that contains DNA from the bastard spawn, which of course includes DNA from the absentee father. This means that men can be genetically cuckolded without being traditionally cuckolded, and that having a baby with a single mom is essentially giving the father of her first child a bonus prize in the game of evolution.
Now I’m no biologist, but this seems like a giant stinky pile of horseshit to me. I mean, what the hell?
In the interests of actual science — as distinct from PUA “science” — I sent Roosh’s post along to actual biologist PZ Myers.
His first reaction was “ick.” And then he sat down and wrote a post in which he declared that “there’s literally nothing correct in any of that mess” from Roosh I just quoted.
Nothing. Roosh has imposed his faulty, biased interpretation on the work in a way that would certainly horrify the authors.
Naturally, the conclusions that Roosh draws from his completely wrong premises are also completely wrong:
For thousands of years, a woman’s purity was cherished above all else when it came to creating a family. Now the scientific community is confirming the validity of that practice. Until the science is settled, men who insist on reproducing with a promiscuous woman should at least demand to interview her previous sexual partners so he can become familiar with the men whose genes may be passed on to his future children.
I think it’s fairly safe to say that the only DNA Roosh will be passing along to future generations will be found on the kleenex on the floor next to his bed after he dies alone and unloved in whatever obscure country he ends up in because he thinks it’s the least feminist on earth.
You can see PZ’s full takedown here.
Buttercup, make sure you read PZ’s article linked above if the science interests you. While it wouldn’t be such a bad thing to have some kind of multiple inheritance going on; you definitely can’t inherit genes this way. There’s no DNA exchange between cells going in this study. Entire cells are getting exchanged. Cells from the baby are colonizing the mother (in VERY small quantities.)
And sperm had absolutely nothing to do with anything. DooshV just completely made that shit up.
“I’m off to go ride the Alpha Cock Carousel and gain the proportionate strength of ten men.”
A super hero origin story involving bukkake? And I thought Sex Crimes was pushing the envelope!
Sex Criminals! I can’t mess up a comic reference in a thread where Saga has been referenced!
If you enjoy gazing at Roosh images, there’s a nice moment in one of his Toronto videos, where his followers are clapping and he nods and smiles, looking towards them. It reminds me of Jim Jones….
I love this thread so much.
Ah! The comedy gold mine that that Roosh created is a wonder to behold. So let me see if I got this right (it’s still pretty difficult wading through Toosh’s Twaddle even after David had done some hard work refactoring it). So after 11 years of (very frequent) unprotected sex with my wife (stealth boast), she should have absorbed enough of my cum DNA to take on my attributes, such as physical appearance changing – hmmm, don’t see it myself. She looks pretty much similar to the person I got engaged to (there is a photo of our engagement day two meters to my left).
Oh! Poosh these comedy gems of yours are just excellent. Also if the absorber of my DNA production thingies end up looking like me (according to Boosh’s preposterous proposition) then why isn’t the duvet fat and bald.
Comedy gold yet again.
In the case of the Hapsburgs, it grows purer and purer with each generation until it’s one hundred percent chin.
Meaning that as you age, you will get cuter and cuter! Lucky you!
http://www.sunnyskyz.com/uploads/2013/10/xuy8d-pig-smiles.png
Ohmygod that is the cutest pig ever.
Well, second cutest. I raise you this. Let’s see if the picture will embed.
http://ak-hdl.buzzfed.com/static/2014-02/enhanced/webdr04/28/16/anigif_enhanced-22942-1393624324-6.gif
Is it wrong of me to say that I’d read that?
PEEG.
I declare this a pigtures thread.
http://media.kentonline.co.uk/filerepository/archive/images2/Red%20river%20hoglets%201_l.jpg
http://www.kunekune.info/webyep-system/data/16-2-im-LeftPhoto-7412.jpg
How many fruit flies are you fucking, Roosh?
Wait, does that mean women everywhere naturally carry the same genes as Chuck Norris?
When Chuck Norris has sex with you, it’s like Neo jumping into that dude at the end of the Matrix.
Thanks PZ…just…thank you!
Strangely enough I have a craving for bacon that started within the last couple of minutes. And I don’t normally like bacon!
Also….How often exactly is “group oral sex” taking place? I can’t imagine it happens enough for anyone to develop a preoccupation with the idea that there are hundreds/thousands/a dozen of ‘slutty’ women blowing multiple guys consecutively within say…an hours time…and then walking around with the combined volume of sperm in their mouth a while. How would they open their mouth to blow the next in line without swallowing or spilling after the first one? Ejaculate isn’t the kind of thing with which one should wait a while before deciding which route to take so that it’s no longer in ones mouth, from what I’ve heard. 😉
Dear Mr. Roosh V, Esq.
thank you for submitting your entry to this years Neo-Victorian contest of 19th century pseudo-science. Your wonderful bland of careless and deliberaty mysoginy, mixed with excellent pseudo-scientific nonsense has convinced the whole jury.
We are proud to present you the Neo-Victorian award for pseudo-science! Rest assured that, should you manage to include some casual racism, we will be happy to host your next year, and for many years to come.
Yours truly,
Sir Ownway Goington, PUA
That gives me an idea: Can we inflict him on those Victorian hipsters?
Roosh, snake island is the least femminist place on earth.
@blue collar
Depends which snake I think. Among some species the female eats the male after procreation. Ultimate misandry.
So when a man has sex with a bisexual woman who already had sex with many women, she may give birth to a child with many biological mothers. Good news for lesbians who want biological kids and don’t want sex with a man. 😉
Most of this is, indeed, horse shit. BUT, when a woman is pregnant she does quite often have fetal cells embed themselves pretty much anywhere in her body – it is called fetal microchimerism. The fetal cells from one child can and do actually end up embedded in their younger siblings’ bodies – I study this for a living and have personally discovered male DNA that matches her older brother in a younger sister.
That said, if a half sibling’s fetal cells embed themselves in a fetus, so the fuck what? 😉
Does this mean that when you’re having sex with a woman who’s had sex before, parts of her anatomy are male and therefore what you’re doing is technically gay?
No wonder alpha redpillians are so obsessed with only sleeping with virgins. It isn’t just misogyny, it’s also homophobia.
@katz: there are Victorian hipsters?
My strength is as the strength of ten because I fuck.
Pretty sure Kate Beaton has this covered.
@delphi_ote Oh yeah, I did read PZ Myers’ article. What I was referring to above was the way DNA changes over generations of reproduction. Roosh and ilk fetishize their precious, precious DNA so much, and can’t bear the thought of it being “sullied” by another man’s DNA…but as soon as their children mate and have children, and their children’s children, other people’s DNA is going to mix in there and dilute their contribution.
No, I think they should keep their incredibly valuable DNA pure and apart from the rest of us filthy, degenerate mortals. We wouldn’t want to pollute it with our lesser, ass-washing genes.