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Yeastward ho! A Voice for Men heads in a radically yeasty new direction

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Yes, that’s right: the top “featured article” on A Voice for Men today is titled:

Unique yeast evolutionary events made lager beer history

The post in question — reprinted from examiner.com — is an example of the bold new direction for AVFM that site founder and chief tantrum-thrower Paul Elam announced proudly a little over a month ago, and which, he explained, was proof of AVFM’s great success in “chang[ing] the public narrative about sexual politics.”

AVFM has apparently done such a great job of this whole narrative-changing thing that the site is now able to just reprint random articles about crap from examiner.com and declare them to somehow have something to do with men’s issues and men’s interests. I mean, it’s not like AVFM is desperately casting about to gain additional traffic without doing any actual work or anything like that.

This post about yeast raises the bar even further. Having succeeded so completely at changing the discourse for human men, AVFM can now begin to change the discourse for YEAST MEN as well.

Presumably AVFM will soon be announcing its new name: A Voice for Yeasty Men.

Might I suggest a slogan? YEAST RISING!

Or maybe THE SON RISES IN THE YEAST!

I got a million of them, Paul. Call me!

 

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Scented Fucking Hard Chairs
Scented Fucking Hard Chairs
6 years ago

Yeasty men…

… You know, Paulie, there’s a cream to help clear that up.

RosaDeLava
RosaDeLava
6 years ago

The yeast must flow!

smilodonichthys
smilodonichthys
6 years ago

no one tell them that the majority of brewers throughout history were women

Fnoicby
Fnoicby
6 years ago

Well duh you guys, obvs yeast evolved in order to make a pleasing lager for the menfolk. Do you even evolution?

Alan Robertshaw
6 years ago

If AVFM really cared about men they’d put a trigger warning on that article in case Roosh V sees it.

Prios
Prios
6 years ago

you’d think they’d be more careful to avoid reminding manosphereians about beer. it’s too soon. too soon.

Prios
Prios
6 years ago

lol whoops, shoulda reloaded the page first 😀

skiriki
6 years ago

@Alan: Again, legit laughed out loud. Congratulations, you win the internets.

Prios gets a subnet for coming second. 😀

Tabby Lavalamp
Tabby Lavalamp
6 years ago

Yeastus Crust…

Judas Peckerwood
Judas Peckerwood
6 years ago

A Voice for Yeast!

kirbywarp
kirbywarp
6 years ago

I’ve got their theme song right here!


Yeast man, I was once in your shoes.
I said, there was no news site I could choose
That stole stories that could cater to me,
I felt flat, warm, sad, not frothy …

That’s when I was hailed by Elam,
Who said, yeast man, there’s no need to be down
There’s a website titled A.V.Y.M.
They’ll get your rage flowing again

It’s fun to comment at A.V.Y.M.
It’s fun to comment at A.V.Y.M.

They have everything a yeast man could desire,
They’ve got beer posts once in a while…

It’s fun to comment at A.V.Y.M.
It’s fun to comment at A.V.Y.M.

You can hate on women, you can rage at women…
Did I mention there’s posts about beer?

A.V.Y.M …

Moggie
Moggie
6 years ago

Reasons Paulie is trying to appeal to the yeastosphere:

* Yeast can reproduce sexually, but can also Go Its Own Way and reproduce asexually.
* Some yeast cells are referred to as “alpha” cells.
* Yeast infections.
* Yeast isn’t known for its intelligence.

Sissy
Sissy
6 years ago

Off-topic: Y’know that today’s featured article on Wikipedia is about terns?

On-topic: They could at yeast try to make a better catch-all. Just feels odd that this beer thing launched shortly after Doosh got a face full of beer himself. I don’t know if this’ll be a tern for the better. (Most likely not.)

epitome of incomprehensibility

Ah thanks. I needed that. @kirbywarp, the YMCA parody is hilarious 🙂

Amused
6 years ago

Is it misandry for a woman to drink beer? Is it misandry to use beer in cooking?

dhag85
6 years ago

MYRA – Men’s Yeast Rights Activist

Alan Robertshaw
6 years ago

Mycogenists!

freemage
6 years ago

Amused: It’s obviously misandry for a woman to even be permitted to hold a beer, as she might launch an ‘unprovoked’ ‘assault’ on an ‘innocent’ MRA, PUA or other such cretin in the area. (Sorry for all the scare quotes, but sometimes you just gotta break out the sarcasm on heavy.)

level14boss
level14boss
6 years ago

Hi has anyone got the answer to 4 across? ‘Unique yeast evolutionary events made lager beer history’. I’ve filled in the rest of the crossword but this one stumps me.

weirwoodtreehugger
6 years ago

I’m glad beer is misandry now. It will make my plans to have one after work all the better.

Moggie
Moggie
6 years ago

I mean, it’s not like AVFM is desperately casting about to gain additional traffic without doing any actual work or anything like that.

They knead the dough.

Alan Robertshaw
6 years ago

@ Freemage

Ha, you beer control advocates. Doesn’t the 2nd Amendment mean anything to you?

“Beers don’t swill people. Feminists swill people!”

Moggie
Moggie
6 years ago

WWTH, beware of naked flames!

Pandapool -- The Species that Endangers YOU (aka Banana Jackie Cake, for those who still want to call me "Banana", "Jackie" or whatever)
Pandapool -- The Species that Endangers YOU (aka Banana Jackie Cake, for those who still want to call me "Banana", "Jackie" or whatever)
6 years ago

I don’t like beer. Everyone I’ve tasted always had a gross after taste. I think it’s hops? Hops are gross. Cider is better, Or, like, beer that has cider and fruit stuff mixed in. That’s as close to beer as I get.

I don’t get to do misandry because beer is gross. :'(

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