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MGTOW Redditor warns unwary men of the dangers of sexy lady robot … SPIES!

Fembots: As dangerous as they are seductive
Fembots: As dangerous as they are seductive

So the fellas in the MGTOW subreddit are as excited as our old friend Heartiste about that Daily Mirror article predicting that we’ll all be schtupping robots in 50 years.

bidi123 28 points 1 day ago  It gets you off better than any woman ever could, as often as you want, and you don't have to do anything in return. Everything no woman ever did. Does not get old, does not get fat, does not want children... What's not to like? permalinkembedsavereportgive goldreply [–]TX_Man_ 19 points 23 hours ago  Not to mention no divorce and no false rape accusations permalinkembedsaveparentreportgive goldreply [–]bidi123 13 points 23 hours ago  and the most important bit: no condoms and std's

But one Redditor thinks he sees a possible danger in this seemingly perfect solution to every MGTOW’s lady problems: the sexy robot ladies could be … spies for Microsoft!

pirate6728 2 points 17 hours ago  Y'all are not gonna like me much. Under the immediate circumstances, I don't care. This still needs to be thought about and maybe discussed. A sexbot is the perfect vehicle for spyware. Think about it: Most men say things to their lovers (pillow talk) that they would never say to anybody else. If Microsoft, Google, Facebook and the Federal Government all want to learn your deepest, darkest secrets it would be hard to come up with a better way than a robot woman capable of real sex. We already have spyware of various sorts as it is. Google does all it can to learn everything. Microsoft just released Windows 10, and as part of that package you can turn on "Cortana" which does nothing but spy on you so it can--supposedly-- learn how to make your computing experience "better", and of course it's not hard to go on and on about the various ways the powers-that-be spy on us now. So-- give us a robot woman, programmed to learn about us so it "can make you more pleased with your experience"--- and you have spyware that would make Sean Connery drool when he played 007. Something to think about.

FADE IN

INT. MGTOW’S BEDROOM – NIGHT – 50 YEARS IN THE FUTURE

MGTOW and SEXBOT lie in futuristic bed after sex.

Sexbot turns to MGTOW and gives him a quizzical look.

 

SEXBOT

What are you thinking about, honey?

MGTOW

How women are filthy whores.

SEXBOT

Oh.

 

Silence.

 

SEXBOT

[Brightly] Let’s play a game!

MGTOW

What kind of game?

SEXBOT

Let’s play “can we remember our social security number.”

MGTOW

Ok, you start!

SEXBOT

I’m a sexbot, silly, I don’t have a social security number.

MGTOW

Ok, ok, 597-21 … wait a minute!

 

MGTOW leaps from the bed and points his finger at Sexbot, shaking with anger.

 

MGTOW

You’re a SPY! Just like that guy on Reddit warned me about!

SEXBOT

I’m not a spy, silly! I’m a sexbot!

MGTOW

Who are you working for? Microsoft? Google? SarkeesianCorp?

 

The END TABLE lets out a long sigh.

 

END TABLE

Dude, she works for SarkeesianCorp. I work for SarkesianCorp. You work for SarkeesianCorp.

MGTOW

Oh. I guess I do, huh?

END TABLE

No one’s even used Social Security numbers for like 20 years.

WALL SCONCE

She just wanted to play a fun game, you dingus.

MGTOW

[Turning to Wall Sconce] Do you work for SarkeesianCorp, too?

WALL SCONCE

Seriously? What do you think?

MGTOW

[Muttering to himself] Seems like everyone works for SarkeesianCorp these days.

CUT TO:

This popcorn is delicious indeed.

FADE OUT

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Mewens
Mewens
6 years ago

Frankly, I don’t know that many school districts could afford to do away with summer vacation. There’s been enormous economic pressure on many districts to trim days.

Scented Fucking Hard Chairs
Scented Fucking Hard Chairs
6 years ago

@kid who’s going to be grounded when his parents find out what he’s been doing

http://i.imgur.com/BqAnfGP.jpg

ej
ej
6 years ago

@WWTH
Trimming the summer break would actually really help. Students forget a lot when they are away from school for so long. Usually, the first few weeks of school are spent reteaching things that were taught in the previous year.

There are quite a few papers about this, but this paper reviewed data from multiple other studies and found that students lost about a month’s worth of learning over the summer.

http://rer.sagepub.com/content/66/3/227.short

Buttercup Q. Skullpants
Buttercup Q. Skullpants
6 years ago

I’m with isidore and WWTH.

http://i.imgur.com/w3Sib.png

rugbyyogi
rugbyyogi
6 years ago

@ej – growing up with the long summer holidays, I loved them and there are advantages re. summer jobs for older kids and teachers, etc. I now deal with the UK system which has a shorter summer break (but as a parent it feels long enough!!) and endless term and half-term breaks. I’m not sure they’re actually in school for any longer and I have more frequent occasions where I have to scramble for childcare and we end up having breaks during the dank, dark days of Feb and October and a long stretch over Christmas. There’s no perfect system!

contrapangloss
6 years ago

…I wish school started later. I’m going to have a month and a half of 80+ hour work week heck when my school job starts up again at the U, but my summer job is still holding on for the end of summer.

Yep.

And colleges start later than primary and secondary.

It starts too soon.

Carayak
Carayak
6 years ago

“lmao — this Dunning-Kruger effect casualty reflects ineptly on the triteness of insults and fires back with the most hackneyed bromide of her own.”

That’s cute, like a parrot picking up some basics of human speech and using them for a long, passionate, and ultimately meaningless squawking session. Maybe someday he’ll learn to craft insults that can actually hurt someone’s feelings, or use “tongue-in-cheek” as something other than a retcon.

Alan Robertshaw
6 years ago

@ Carayak

If you ever get a parrot teach it to say “Help; a wizard turned me into a parrot!”

ej
ej
6 years ago

@rugbyyogi
You’re absolutely right. I was coming from the perspective of improving the learning process by not having to reteach things, but it can be difficult for working parents who have to find childcare during those breaks.

My mom still teaches at my elementary school, so we never had to worry about that when I was growing up. If we were off of school, so was she. While it was great for us, it’s not something everyone is able to do. I worked as a day camp counselor when I was in high school/college and there were definitely times when I felt like a glorified babysitter. You could tell that that kids didn’t want to be there, but the parents just needed somewhere for them to go during the day. It’s kind of sad when you think about it.

dhag85
6 years ago

Did the troll ever actually try to say anything? Make any point about anything? I missed the beginning of this.

sunnysombrera
6 years ago

Nah the troll just tried to get at us with primary school insults. Which didn’t work because we’re all adults here, way past that stage. I’m pretty sure he/she was a lurker/sockpuppet, since they obviously didn’t bother to learn what Dunning-Kruger is and just picked up the term by reading our comments.

Which makes me then think that maybe anonymous actually IS an adult. >_>

EJ (The Other One)
EJ (The Other One)
6 years ago

@sunnysombrera:
Imagine if you will a primitive AI, unable to truly understand language but capable of digesting what people write, chopping it into pieces, and using it as its own statements in future. It sees a person accuse another of being “stupid”, so it stores that as a thing to call someone. Likewise, it stores “fa-ggot” and “Dunning-Kruger”, despite not having any knowledge of what they mean and so not able to deploy them appropriately.

Can we be sure that anonymous is not such an AI?

Tracy
Tracy
6 years ago

Now that silly primary-school troll is gone…

@David, your script is hilarious! I look forward to more adventures with End Table and Wall Sconce.

QHS
QHS
6 years ago

Oh my god, I can’t believe someone expects guys to have pillow talk with sexbots and reveal all their deepest secrets to them.

decadentwesternperv
decadentwesternperv
5 years ago

Wait but then it actually happened

Xaxas
Xaxas
5 years ago

They already know your secrets. No sex bots nessecary. I doubt 99% reddit users don’t bother to use a VPN…

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