Over on the MGTOW subreddit, the regulars are daydreaming about sexbots. And they can’t seem to decide what excites them more: the prospect of endless on-demand sex with robot super-hotties — or ruining the lives of non-robotic women who won’t be able to compete with the aforementioned robot super-hotties.
It’s really kind of adorable.
Let’s let the MGTOW Nostradamus who calls himself EnterPseudonym explain how it’s all going to go down when the sexbot revolution arrives at last.
Men will be ecstatic to finally have something they can put their penis into that doesn’t talk:
[I]magine that sexbots are a reality. They’re not too expensive maybe $5000. With a decent job and no girl friend you could save up that money within a year. Now you only have to pay electricity to keep her running and maintenance every so often.
Just don’t get her wet! Those things are known to short out.
You don’t have to pay to take her out. You don’t have listen to her nag or bore you with dull conversations. You don’t have to deal with her emotional swings. There are no pregnancy scares.
You should probably clean her once in a while, though.
How can an average woman, who requires tens of thousands of dollars and thousands of hours in time spent to maintain the relationship, compete against a downloadable Kate Upton who requires a quarter of the maintenance time and money?
But, wait, won’t women be able to buy themselves sexbots as well?
Well, yeah, but women aren’t going to want them, because sexbots can’t provide what women really want: money.
Sexbots aren’t appealing to women because a sexbot is only good for sex and won’t actually be able to provide for a woman.
After the sexbot revolution, the world will be filled with desperate women.
Sexbots will essentially collapse the already ruined market for sex. Women will lose much of their social power, and a social switch might happen where males who haven’t chosen to use sexbots are extremely rare.
And so women will start throwing themselves at any man who will have them.
When 90% of males have dropped out of the market, the 80% of women will be competing for whatever man they can find.
Men who’d been cruelly rejected by real-life women in pre-sexbot days will suddenly find themselves in very high demand.
A former sexbot user, could get tired of his sexbot and want to settle down. He enters a market which is deprived of sperm, and now a man that was ugly, overweight, and typically undesirable before the social collapse, is now part of the top 10% of males. He has his choice with almost any woman. Any woman would choose this “undesirable” man because in fact he is desirable.
They never get tired of this fantasy, do they?
Somehow, though, I suspect that even if 90% of straight men were to take themselves off the market EnterPseudonym would still have trouble convincing women that he was much of a catch.
@Diptych
Thanks for the summary.
Mrs. C. is certainly in a bad mood. Something about snowflakes. I hope that I wasn’t the one to anger her.
I’m confused why ’emself’ (a word that was not brought up in this post) is being used as an example of how defining new words is bad? I mean, i’m no linguist but i was aleays told that the definition of a ‘dead’ language is one that doesn’t change.
I am also not sure how one word (agaon, one that was never mentioned) being bad in another language is a reason no new pronouns should be defined? I mean, i was looking at the cover of Cosmo at a grocery store, and was briefly impressed thatntjey were offering tips on bone health.
Then i realised that Os!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Refered to ‘orgasms’ and not ‘os’, the french word for bone.
How was the fact that people are inclusive here a shock? Did you read the comment policy? It’s pretty specific on those points.
If people telling you (on a board where you have apparently been reading for a while) to maybe not exclude trans and non-binary people, why would be surprising? There *are* trans and non-binary people here. You don’t know who is on the other side of the keyboard. Maybe don’t be an asshat about it?
Problem figuring out which pronoun to use with someone? I default to ‘they’ (doing this more and more IRL too, actually) until the person has giving me their pronouns made it clear through conversation what they prefer.
I need to practise asking irl. It’s much easier online.
You claiming to be second wave while telling all third wave feminists that they are feministing wrong ignores the very real changes in the world. Have you met the internet? How connected we all are electronically has brought up a whole HOST of new issues to deal with.
Tl;dr:
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My eyes are up here
Every word is made up. Some fuckin linguist you are…
Finnish is Uralic, not Germanic. Also, we’re not gonna mention Lallans, Frisian, Afrikaans, Low Saxon (not the same as German at all), Yiddish, Limburgish, Luxembourgish, Faroese, and the Creoles based on same? OK. Some fuckin linguist you are…
Nope
Get your PhD, cos the Master’s didn’t help
If it helps, I ain’t mad at ya
Omg ran out of edit window time to fix typos.
Ahhhhhhhhh!
I will be more vigilant while typing on my phone.
I would be very curious to know what Chud’s thesis was about.
“Special Made Up Words Are Mean to Racists: An Investigation of 40 Cock Rod Evil Pronouns Driving Women to Listen to Men”
by Chud Bloomfield
It’s funny how often acting as if someone is for real leads to the discovery that they were were not for real. It ended up working as a strategy, but I legitimately give them the opportunity and charity of identity.
It’s doubly funny that in creating that persona “Mrs. Chad Skyboomrooster” actually came up with an ethical system for aggressively dealing with PUA’s. A little too much method acting maybe? Feeling a little threatened by what you created by merely reversing some social strategy and forgetting how much defense alters the equation?
It’s also very interesting how quickly they went to “arrggghhhgrobble SJW’S gonna kill me!”. That is quite the defensive reaction to someone taking seriously a strategy to deal with social predators.
If a real Mrs. Chad Skyboomrooster existed I would like them. This person I no longer like.
Imaginary Petal: “Oh, okay. You’re not a linguist.”
No. Actually, I AM a linguist. I have an MA in linguistics. Do I need a PhD in linguistics to qualify??
“I was a feminist at one time and it was great. We were exactly uppity enough. But since then, our children’s generation and the generation following have become feminists, and they are too uppity. As a result, I now hate women.” Yes, très believable.
@Axe, I just wanted to wish you well in figuring out how you want to define yourself, orientations-wise; whether that means finding a specific label or labels, or whatever. I’m 27 and I still question and grapple with my identity all the time.* There’s no hurry, and you absolutely qualify as a full-fledged member of the LGBTQIA+ community while you’re figuring things out, if you want to be. Please let me know if this came across as condescending or weird.
*I straight up** had a dream about making out with another woman last night, and when I woke up my first thought was “but could that have been my subconscious telling me that I am a liar, and should just accept that I’m not really into girls?”
**har har I make joke
“If a real Mrs. Chad Skyboomrooster existed I would like them.”
No, you wouldn’t. You would rake on her for saying the things she says and also dress like a dude while she wears a dress.
Then you would make fun of her for dressing like a pretty, feminine girl.
I get it, and I am a kickboxer. I wear dresses and also like boys.
That is all.
@Chud
No, you need to show at least a beginner’s understanding of the field. Everything you’ve said about linguistics so far has been conclusively wrong. A first semester undergrad would know that there are way more than 8 Germanic languages and that Finnish is not Germanic. If you had studied linguistics gor longer than 10 minutes you wouldn’t say something so stupid as “making up words”.
It doesn’t matter if you get an imaginary PhD; it wouldn’t be worth any more than the imaginary MA you already have.
@Imaginary Petal
The fact that you call me “Mrs. Chud” shows how you think.
No. I have an actual degree in linguistics.
You have a bong hit. Ciao, dumby.
@Chard
What was the topic of your master’s thesis?
Lol how fucking fragile can you be. How dare you mock me by referring to yourself differently than I refer to myself!
Also, all real linguists know that new words cannot be made up. They can only be sent to us straight from the Universe, which emblazons all new words onto golden tablets on a yearly or bi-yearly basis.
Gasp! I am wearing a dress right now, and I also like boys! Have you all been making fun of me this entire time?????
What is ultimately happening is people are coming together against SJWs. Good job!!!
Feminists, atheists, men, women, blacks, Asians, right wing, left wing, etc. We are in solidarity against you!!
Congrats, SJWs! You brought us together against you!
The world fucking hates you!
Is it possible you mean “dummy”? I mean, normally I wouldn’t quibble a typo, but you being a linguist as well as a former Second Waver, humanitarian, social gadfly and legendary lover…
We also work out, so if you are not in shape, well, we’re gonna be able to get, ummm, be in shape and have all of the advantages of being in shape.
It’s not privilege. It’s personal choice. And I put work into it.
@Mrs. Chad Skyboomrooster
Inconsistent with how I responded to them as if they were real. I was fine with what they said and gave reasons, reasons you now pretend don’t exist.
Inconsistent with how I responded to them as if they were real. I made a highly qualified point about the ethics of wearing clothes they would not wear if they were looking for some casual sex. You literally have nothing to tie that to mockery.
Irrelavent, and the evidence suggests you get nothing.
I seriously doubt that. The feelings so strong that you need to impute things to me that are not in evidence suggest you are here for a fight and not interested in the reality of things. The starkness of the sudden shift to rantings of killer SJW’S from reasonable aggression against predatory PUA’s suggests you will be motivated to keep pecking, unable to let a last word from something you find threatening stand. I guess we will see.
I find you fascinating from an ethically predatory perspective but I also have a lot of privilige here. If others are bothered by you I support them.
Still pretending to be a feminist and a linguist after all this? Chrude is a perfect example of how manospherians spend all their time in their little bubble and forget how to sound like a normal human being when trying to play gotcha troll.
I’ve asked this before, but… these trolls come here deliberately. Presumably they survey the ground and make a plan. Why are they always so quick to lose their cool and make asses of themselves? Were they honestly expecting to convince us of the errors of our ways, and this is a reaction to dashed hopes?
All of you are just like boys. 🙂
They all love a feisty girl. Stop paying attention to me. 😉
@Viscaria
Thank you 😀
Yeah, I got time
Thanks but no thanks. Wouldn’t feel comfortable identifying that way. I’m lucky enough that my… situation doesn’t need the community/solidarity that term carries. I’ll be fine. You can think of me as part of that if you want to tho. Totally up to you 🙂
All good, fam!
Dreams make no sense, yo. If your subconscious was sooo interested in telling you something, it could at least be considerate enough to let you know while you’re awake. Trifling ass brain…
Har har, I laughed ?
Hello, necrotroll. Goodbye, necrotroll.
I’m 31 and only started identifying as agender last year. Yay for late bloomers. :p
Nobody wants to be called a feminist anymore. I used to be a 2nd wave feminist who actually read books.
Never mind. “Feminism” has been appropriated by fascists.
Ciao, chicks.
I’ve joined the fight against you.
(Atheists, agnostics, former feminists, former leftists, former radicals ALL hate you…)
You are the face of fascism right now, snowflakes.
If you tell me that you’re not part of the community, then you’re not part of the community, and that’s totally cool!