Over on the MGTOW subreddit, the regulars are daydreaming about sexbots. And they can’t seem to decide what excites them more: the prospect of endless on-demand sex with robot super-hotties — or ruining the lives of non-robotic women who won’t be able to compete with the aforementioned robot super-hotties.
It’s really kind of adorable.
Let’s let the MGTOW Nostradamus who calls himself EnterPseudonym explain how it’s all going to go down when the sexbot revolution arrives at last.
Men will be ecstatic to finally have something they can put their penis into that doesn’t talk:
[I]magine that sexbots are a reality. They’re not too expensive maybe $5000. With a decent job and no girl friend you could save up that money within a year. Now you only have to pay electricity to keep her running and maintenance every so often.
Just don’t get her wet! Those things are known to short out.
You don’t have to pay to take her out. You don’t have listen to her nag or bore you with dull conversations. You don’t have to deal with her emotional swings. There are no pregnancy scares.
You should probably clean her once in a while, though.
How can an average woman, who requires tens of thousands of dollars and thousands of hours in time spent to maintain the relationship, compete against a downloadable Kate Upton who requires a quarter of the maintenance time and money?
But, wait, won’t women be able to buy themselves sexbots as well?
Well, yeah, but women aren’t going to want them, because sexbots can’t provide what women really want: money.
Sexbots aren’t appealing to women because a sexbot is only good for sex and won’t actually be able to provide for a woman.
After the sexbot revolution, the world will be filled with desperate women.
Sexbots will essentially collapse the already ruined market for sex. Women will lose much of their social power, and a social switch might happen where males who haven’t chosen to use sexbots are extremely rare.
And so women will start throwing themselves at any man who will have them.
When 90% of males have dropped out of the market, the 80% of women will be competing for whatever man they can find.
Men who’d been cruelly rejected by real-life women in pre-sexbot days will suddenly find themselves in very high demand.
A former sexbot user, could get tired of his sexbot and want to settle down. He enters a market which is deprived of sperm, and now a man that was ugly, overweight, and typically undesirable before the social collapse, is now part of the top 10% of males. He has his choice with almost any woman. Any woman would choose this “undesirable” man because in fact he is desirable.
They never get tired of this fantasy, do they?
Somehow, though, I suspect that even if 90% of straight men were to take themselves off the market EnterPseudonym would still have trouble convincing women that he was much of a catch.
@Brony:
You have every right to be an asshole. I DO like you.
I love to be a “thing” that is not in line with the matriarchy/patriarchy.
What I don’t like is the OLIGARCHY!
Cheers to being a non-asshole. (Oh, this has nothing to do with validating other people.) The people who killed Sharon Tate and Abigail Folger felt justified in stabbing them them to death. I would get full MACROaggresive if I were to meet people who wanted to kill me and my friends just for social justice.
Sharon Tate and her friends met a violent group of people who felt justified in “oppressing” the rich, white people Sharon Tate and her friends represented.
I’m just an average, blue-collar, pretty but uggo girl. Even I can see pretty, rich girls do not deserve to die.
I see SJWs as promoting censorship.
Congrats SJW and your 40 versions of gender identity. You have pushed rational/centrist LEFT people into centrist RIGHT(as in red politics) thinking.
Oh no! What have we done?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Congratulations on the insight in the first paragraph.
There needs to be some sort of transition to the second paragraph.
You cunting Oligarchic!
I’m done with you. I WAS a 2nd wave feminist. This 3rd wave is the worst thing that has happened to women and feminism.
You are so repugnant that women who fight for real things hate you!!
Thank you, you fucking assholes for making women infants!
Guess what?? The women who fight for real things are beginning to listen to men. We don’t want want mandatory helmets.
Oops. I meant this:
Oh no! What have we done?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*****
I do like the idea of having fun kids. It’s out of the question for me, but I like the sentiment.
I’m going to have to settle for being a fun grown-up.
Can we get a ban for the transphobia, please?
Fuck to the off, Mrs Chad.
Calm down, second waver.
I’m a second wave feminist myself. The third wave is nothing to fear.
Take some deep breaths. Make yourself a cup of hot tea. You’re going to be just fine.
Is the troll actually an Andrea Hardie sockpuppet?
Why does no troll ever understand that pretending to be a feminist while spouting standard MRA nonsense won’t fool anyone.
@ Mrs Chad
Sorry, but that is the comments policy.
http://www.signin.co.uk/signs/hardhat1.jpg
I think we’ve offended Mrs. C.
Her disposition took a hairpin turn for the worse.
I see Mrs. Chad has extremely thin skin, and anyone not agreeing 100% with what they say is a censorship-promoting enemy. Kind of weird for a 2nd wave feminist. I know some 2nd wave feminists and they are the toughest people I have ever met. But they also don’t call people c-nts, either, which makes me kind of doubt Mrs. Chad’s street cred here? I’m not ruling out that a real 2nd wave feminist exists somewhere who thinks that’s an okay thing to do, but it makes me doubt.
Ironic, considering that you’re acting like one right now.
Men have always been an important part of feminism, the same way white people have always been important to civil rights, and straight people important to gay rights. It is always critical for a disadvantaged group to have allies within the privileged group, because “that’s racist, dude” carries more weight when it comes from a white person.
But men are not at the front of feminism, no matter how much some misogynist men might want otherwise. Men are allies to feminism, not leaders. Feminists don’t “listen to men,” and should not be listening to men, when it comes to marching orders or setting priorities. Men do not speak for women, so listening to them instead of to women makes you something other than a feminist. The people who need to listen to (feminist) men is other (non-feminist) men. That’s the role that men play in feminism, and the only role that is appropriate for them.
As specific as Donald Trump.
@IP
Keen observation.
Whoever Mrs. C. is, that individual may have “lost patience” with us right around the time he or she needed to get ready for work or get the kids ready for school.
Nice summary! “Well actually, I’ve been a devoted feminist for decades, but because you’re all such SJW MANGINAS I’m converting to MRAism right this moment! Chemkate femsists!”
Thank you for making “feminism” a complete mockery.
I now identify as an anti-feminist.
Congrats SJW people of the world. You are serving as a point to bring left and right together.
The hardcore right people hate you. The centrist right hates you. The centrist left hates you. You have managed to move the centrist left over to centrist right.
Congrats. Centrist left no longer supports you. We now support racists, misogynists, constitutionalism AND freedom of speech.
Way to garner support.
Freeze Peach.
“We support racists and misogynists” is actually a great self-description of the manosphere in general.
Whiplash.
I have whiplash.
Plus I’m laughing pretty hard.
So, gotcha troll tried to play a long game and earn some trust before getting into the gotcha trolling stuff. Then had a meltdown when no one bought it.
Thanks Obama!
Was it something I said? 😀
How was that ever in doubt?
Yep
The Mansons weren’t exactly SJWs, and I’ve been uncharacteristically calm with you. Where the fuck did this come from?
You implied 2, we said others exist. Linguistically speaking, that’s 3 not 40
They weren’t all that rational to begin with, it seems
Flip those pronouns
I like to think I’m listened to around here. I also like to think the reason women listen to me is cos I don’t presume to tell them what to do, so…
“Now” is a relative term
Your support is found wanting but not wanted
Of course it is, Imaginary Petal.
Do you understand irony???
And for fuck’s sake, do you understand that ehmself, zie, zir, hirself, etc. absolutely acknowledges binary gender?
You fucking cock rods do not seem to understand that your fucking made-up pronouns not only mock cishet people, but also mock people who do not speak English as their mother tongue.
There are 8 Germanic languages: German, English, Norwegian, Icelandic, Dutch, Danish, Swedish, Finnish.
Emself in English non-binary “trans” gender speak = a homophonic version of “him” in German. Plus, you add the English “self” to this made up pronoun. “Emself” acknowledges binary sex identification while also being an English imperialist version of a word because it uses the ENGLISH word “self.”
Before you start making up words, snowflakes, study historical linguistics, you fucking macroaggressive, racist, nationalist assholes.
But no, a bong hit and saying “maybe…” counts as actually having studied a topic in your world.
Google that shit, fuckwads.
Got me through law school.
Sorry, just to be clear, are you still a hard-loving barhopper who runs a women’s shelter and enjoys the Thundercats, or has that persona been abandoned?
The Manson family attacked that house because it had previously been occupied by someone connected with the Beach Boys and Manson resented them and the music industry because he had hoped to use his connections with the Beach Boys to get a record deal and become famous.
Also, Manson was really racist and misogynistic.
So yeah, the Manson Family murders were most decidedly not motivated by social justice. The stuff about piggies was an attempt to pin the blame on black people and start a race war.
Read Helter Skelter before spouting off about this topic.
What is of course what, exactly? For a linguist, you really suck at expressing yourself.
Oh, okay. You’re not a linguist. That explains a lot. (Hint: All words are made up. Creating new words in one language does not insult speakers of other languages.)
I would have thought a linguist with a master’s degree would know that there are upwards of 50 Germanic languages still alive today (I could be slightly wrong – pulling this from memory), and Finnish is most definitely NOT one of them.
Nice try, Janet. *YAWN*
I’m an actual linguist, by the way. Nice to meet you.
Wait. We’re oppressing cis people here? LOL.