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Women Joking About Condoms: Part 297 in a series of Things That Totally Oppress Men For Real No I'm Serious

There's a condom big enough for every dick.
There’s a condom big enough for every dick.

In a sort of rebuke to men who complain that they’re “too big” to wear condoms, one Swedish gal pulled a condom over her leg and up nearly to her knee, and posted a pic documenting this feat to Instagram. This pic:

condomonleg

Naturally, some men have reacted with outrage. When the pic was posted recently on WomensRightsNews, a host of dudes popped up in the comments to point out that not all men are comfortable in regular sized condoms. (Uh, I’m pretty sure that’s why they make bigger sizes, dudes.)

And then there was this guy.

Jayme Crandall · Top Commenter · University of Wisconsin Colleges She probably advocates aborting male children and mass sterilization/poisoning of men. Typical RadFem. If men were to go around telling women to use IUDs, and buy female condoms, we'd be labeled as misogynistic. If men were to make a website making fun of womens excuses for not having sex, we'd be labelled as disgusting pigs. You feminists are so anti-equality. It used to be positive, but its become disgusting. Equality is NOT A ZERO-SUM GAME. You wont win by lowering everyone.

Yes, this is his response to a picture of a woman’s leg with a condom stretched over it.

But as it turns out, he was just getting started. Responding to one commenter who took issue with his, er, analysis, he spat forth these giant gobs of text. I won’t summarize them, because, honestly, my eyes glazed over after about the third word in ALL CAPS.

Jayme Crandall · Top Commenter · University of Wisconsin Colleges Netania Gazda i could just as easily say to a woman who wants to have sex, but doesnt want to get pregnant - get an IUD! But if i did that, id be a misogynistic, disgusting pig who has no right to tell a woman to do anything. Of course in your world, the world we live in now, its totally appropriate to disparage and MAKE MEN DO WHAT YOU WANT (i.e be completely responsible for birth control) but inappropriate to ask that of a woman. Exactly what i said - anti-equality. In todays world, a man who tells a woman to be safe to not get raped is a "rape apologist, victim blamer", but a woman who tells a man that he CANT BE RAPED, that shapes laws and policy to make rape penetration only, that a man must have enjoyed it so it wasnt rape - that woman isnt a "rape apologist" or a "victim blamer" - shes a feminist. GIRL POWER! Its worse than victim blaming, its VICTIM ERASURE. We live in a world today where women are driving men and boys into the dirt. Men are losing ground EVERYWHERE In modern society. More depressed, more suicide, MORE VULNERABLE TO VIOLENCE AND CRIME (contrary to what women would tell you. violence is something ONLY women deal with, according to feminists), less education, more prison, less college, onn and on and on. Femists want you to believe this is a misogynistic world, but if a man is misogynist, his life is ruined, if a woman is a man-hater, its PRAISED. Its a GOOD THING. That flies in the face of the feminist narrative. If this truly was a MAN'S WORLD, it would be no big deal to be misogynistic, it would be shrugged off as ok. But of course that ISNT how it is. What IS shrugged off is being a man-hater. Reply · Like · 8 · Edited · January 16 at 10:08pm Jayme Crandall · Top Commenter · University of Wisconsin Colleges Netania Gazda Lets not forget that the whole feminism movement was founded to shift women out of traditional roles. It was so effective that women now have multiple life options to choose from. Guess who is STILL STUCK in their traditional role? MEN. Men have NO VALUE, not worthy of LOVE, or PARTNERSHIP, or ANYTHING, unless they embrace their traditional role. We have no options - Work, Work harder, or work yourself to death. All to provide for someone to raise our children, make them hate us, divorce us, and steal 75% of our net worth ALONG with our children, all the while criticizing our every move. Feminism must end and equality MUST prevail.
Another commenter raised an interesting point:

Lei Qian · Melbourne, Victoria, Australia Err if she wants mass murder of males the condoms become obsolete so why demonstrate the use of a condom Reply · Like · 5 · January 16 at 10:28pm Jayme Crandall · Top Commenter · University of Wisconsin Colleges Lei Qian It was more a joke reference to the leaks from a feminist website where they called for the poisoning, mass sterilizations, and abortions of male fetuses. Its important men wake up and realize what they are up against. Total domination and slavery.

Huh. That must be a reference to the legendary Agent Orange files. I guess Jayme is a reader of A Voice for Men?

He then moved on to some, er, art criticism, I guess?

Jayme Crandall · Top Commenter · University of Wisconsin Colleges Meanwhile, a woman can stick wool in her vagina, and knit a weird, straight shaped piece of disgusting shit filled with uterine lining and blood clots (and daresay, aborted fetuses and miscarriages), and shes a fucking HERO! OMG WHAT A PERFECT SOUL! Thats an acceptable life path for a woman. I guarantee if i stuck wool up my urethra, jerked off repeatedly, and knitted a hat out of it, and called myself a artist whose communed with my inner masculinity, and now im a perfect being, in harmony with my creator (who is a manly he god of gleaming muscles and 13in cock) id be put in a loony bin. Thx Feminism.

For what it’s worth, dude, Andy Warhol made a painting using his own semen, as did Marcel Duchamp. And this guy made a portrait of Justin Bieber out of other people’s pubic hair. So go wild, dude, stick wool up your urethra in the name of dude art!

Jayme then went on to address the wage gap issue, and then that whole “turning men into nothing more than egg fertilizers” thing that is apparently the grand aim of feminism.

Jayme Crandall · Top Commenter · University of Wisconsin Colleges Lois Corinne Munteanu Incorrect. According to the Pew Research Center - young women fresh out of college have equal pay to men. Its only when things occur that lower work productivity, ability to have open availability, and sick days used increases that the gender pay gap mysteriously appears. Just as theyve been saying for years, women get paid less because they have responsibilities outside the workforce, mainly children. Of course this isnt a bad thing. It only becomes a bad thing when you demand equal pay when you're only doing 80% of the work. Stop using your uterus and personal choice to have children to force employers to pay you for work that isnt done. Women that dont have children experience NO WAGE GAP. Reply · Like · 3 · Edited · January 16 at 10:52pm Jayme Crandall · Top Commenter · University of Wisconsin Colleges Amy Kathleen Leroux Not bitter, just incredibly worried about how much more abuse my gender can take before our collective will is destroyed. By then of course, you wont need us. We'll just be egg fertilizers then, relegated to unimportance.I just have a couple of questions.

How exactly did Jayme Crandall become a “Top Commenter?” I think something might have gone wrong with the selection process here.

Also, why are so many angry dudes reading something called WomensRightsNews?

Ok, that’s last question was a joke. OF COURSE angry dudes are reading WomensRightsNews. Hell, there’s probably no more effective way to reel in the angry dude demographic than to mention feminism online. They are drawn to articles about feminism with the same powerful mystical force that draws cats to paper bags:

catrapsH/T — Sunnysombrera, who posted a link to this whole wondrous discussion in the comments here. Thanks!

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alaisvex
alaisvex
7 years ago

Matt, dude, if you’re not that into sex, just don’t have sex. But don’t hold on to all these crazy ideas that your penis is so super-duper special and powerful and dangerous that penetrating a woman with it will damage her body for life. The vagina is actually pretty resilient, yo.

katz
7 years ago

In fairness, having sex with Matthew might cause permanent emotional damage.

alaisvex
alaisvex
7 years ago

This is a true and fair point, Katz. I rest my case.

marinerachel
7 years ago

How is sex damaging my body?

Mouse Farts
Mouse Farts
7 years ago

Can we ban Matthew? He just shows up and flings poo in all the threads before running away. He isn’t even the fun kind of troll because he never responds to anything.

I think he just does it to get people to read his blog (so he can convince humans to quit having sex). I’d rather not give him the publicity.

swedishbitch
7 years ago

Ok. This is of course absolutely ridiculous of the MRM for so many reasons: gender roles and expectations we put on men lead men to suicide and early death, and they focus on women making fun of condoms??? All right, go ahead, but then they forfeit the right to dismiss manspreading as whining. You can’t have your cake and eat it.

But we are also throwing out the baby with the bathwater in a sense. There IS a real sense in which society (both men and women) feel that male insecurities, in particular sexual ones, are fair game for ridicule. This incident, the 90s hit Short-dick man – this is everywhere. Just because the men that feel inadequate are not talking about it as much as women do, does not mean they are not suffering. In fact, bottled up frustration can end up hurting others as well.

The reason? Gender roles. Men as strong, men as performers. Those which help a visible minority of men to dominate important positions in society. As a gay man growing up in the 80s, before the enormous progress and mainstreaming of gays in Western society, I am convinced that, although we may not be aware of it, men have as much, if not more, to gain from removing the constraints of gender roles than women. I know, both feminists and MRMs will probably beg to differ, but that is my experience.

THAT is why although this seems like whining when compared to the huge issues women face, we feminists should decry this sort of demeaning behavior with the same verve as the MRM. It is part of a harmful system that may have been helpful in the Stone Age to ensure the survival of the species, but that now prevent us from being fully human. We keep telling the MRM that what ails men is gender roles. Well as the movement with the driving momentum on gender issues, let’s do something about not some, but all of the harmful ways in which they manifest themselves.

alaisvex
alaisvex
7 years ago

But we are also throwing out the baby with the bathwater in a sense. There IS a real sense in which society (both men and women) feel that male insecurities, in particular sexual ones, are fair game for ridicule.

I don’t think that using the bullshit “I’m too big for a condom” excuse instead of actually trying to find a condom that fits you counts as a sexual insecurity. I think that it counts as a tactic to convince other people to have unsafe sex with you.

weirwoodtreehugger
7 years ago

I’m all for getting rid of toxic gender roles that cause men to be insecure, but insecurity is not an excuse for all manner of bad behavior.

alaisvex
alaisvex
7 years ago

Yeah, WWTH, freeing men from those roles would be a good thing. However, if we’re poking fun at men who are whining about how they can’t score an HB8 or higher, we’re not poking fun at their sexual insecurities. We’re poking fun at their sense of entitlement and their rage when they don’t get what they want from women. Maybe those feelings do stem from insecurity–they almost definitely stem from men’s desire to prove their manhood–but no amount of insecurity justifies their rage at women who won’t fuck them.

Argenti Aertheri
7 years ago

Seconding alaisvex! There’s a British company, true fit or something like that, that sells a whole range of condom sizes, with a handy printout to use to measure your junk. For the exceptionally well endowed, this may be a better option than dealing with the ring at the end causing numb cock syndrome. But I’m not buying, for a second, that being too big for off the shelf condoms to be comfortable causes insecurity — more like bragging about just how big it is!

And, regardless the size, you should be using rubbers. So go find a hat that fits, because you shouldn’t be playing without a rubber hat on! (Best. Euphemism. EVAR!)

Argenti Aertheri
7 years ago

It’s TheyFit apparently — http://www.theyfit.co.uk/ — so then havers of extra large penises, print the thing, measure your junk, and order some properly fitted condoms!

contrapangloss
7 years ago

I never knew how much Misandry!TM was involved in using easily donned protection from the transmission of many STDs from a potentially asymptomatic partner…

Swedishfish, we’re not laughing at dudes for legit having problems finding condoms. We’re laughing at misogynists whose first reaction to a woman saying there are condoms for every size is to accuse her of wanting to kill all men and other such malarkey.

alaisvex
alaisvex
7 years ago

Seconding everything that contrapangloss said.

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