My post about Heartiste and the sour slut grapes the other day inspired the following highly ironic series of Tweets from Mr. H and one of his fans.
I am overwhelmed by the intellectual firepower on display in these Tweets!
RedPillPhill has offered other highly erudite critiques of my writing in the past.
Cathedral apologists like @DavidFutrelle and @devincf are running scared. Their output is reaching fevered pitch and a screechy womanly tone
— RedPillPhil (@RedPillPhil) August 28, 2014
.@DavidFutrelle pointing and sputtering doesn't stop what's true from being true, even if it does hurt your tender leftist equalist feelings
— RedPillPhil (@RedPillPhil) July 28, 2014
@Aurini @DavidFutrelle @heartiste @Steve_Sailer @ChuckGLP @voxday those like manboobz are the real racists and misogynists
— RedPillPhil (@RedPillPhil) July 28, 2014
Hmm. This last one seems debatable, given that RedPillPhil is a Dark Enlightenment “race realist” who recently retweeted this lovely cartoon:
— Illustrious Fishy (@Weelittlefishy) July 15, 2014
Apparently posting racist cartoons and calling me a womanly panty-sniffer is how Phil plans to win the war. What war? THE CULTURE WAR.
Stop just reading information and mentally masturbating. Take action. THIS IS A CULTURE WAR.
— RedPillPhil (@RedPillPhil) July 28, 2014
Is the Dark Enlightenment called the Dark Enlightenment because everyone involved in it has their head permanently up their own ass?
Awww, look, they’re trying to be clever.
That would explain why they are perpetually angry. Having your head up your ass has to be painful, uncomfortable, and, well, smelly. Anyone would be angry under those conditions.
This … might actually be the best explanation I’ve seen for this phenomenon.
When I read what racist, misogynist bottom feeders think are clever comebacks I’m alternately entertained that it is their best attempt at a rebuttal and then a little sad for them, then entertained again. Sometimes when my cats are bird watching at the windows they get overly excited and try to catch one. The sound their little heads make as they hit the glass gives me similarly mixed emotions.
I’m like:
“Ha, ha…Aw. Oh honey, no. Ha ha ha.”
Full disclosure: I also mock my cats when they get their claws stuck in the furniture as they are destroying it. I am a monster.
A Dark Enlightenment back to the Dark Ages from which the Enlightenment brought us out of.
Honestly I have to wonder, what went wrong with these people? I mean, what breaks inside for someone that they turn out like this?
I like that “criticizing our sexism, racism, and lack of integrity” is apparently “pointing and sputtering”.
Nice.
The poor dears are simply all turned around up in their own assholes. No wonder it’s so hard for teh menz. It almost sounds kinky. Almost.
Any time some dipshit whips out that Dark Enlightenment crap- or, even worse, the Dark Triad (Fuck, it’s like they can’t name things that don’t sound like they came out of a shitty 80’s cartoon) – I’m so relieved. I just think, “Well, I can safely ignore anything you happen to think.”
Dark Triad!!! And the person on 4chan who called their digging up information on Sarkeesian “Operation Virtuous Mission”, as well – they’re like a group of seven year olds planning raids from their treehouse, with a “NO GIRLS ALLOWED” sign on the front with the S backwards.
We should all send David our panties so he can sniff them
To be fair, I couldn’t match intellects with Heartiste on my best day either. I’m a tall guy, and it’s very difficult to stoop that low. Snark it is, then!
“Cathedral apologist,” eh? Funny how libertarian dogwhistles keep sneaking into MRAspeak.
WTF is a “cathedral apologist”? Last time I saw a cathedral, the thing looked pretty unapologetic to me…
And awww, isn’t it cute how Fartiste and RedPillPhil (Colace, anyone?) are just two little eggs on the tweeter? Why no real faces to put to the fake names? Bawk, buk buk buk…
Also, pro tip to Davis Aurini: Those guys you hang out with? They’re a Who’s Who of Why You Will Never Get Laid.
Sorry, but I keep seeing this word “cathedral” and I don’t understand what it means in MRA terms.
Does the MJ in Aurini’s name stand for misogynist jerk?
There’s gonna be a war!
A cultural war!
At the Man Sphere! Man Sphere!
Ooh, MGTOW has a glossary!
Cathedral: The term “Cathedral” was coined by a Mr. M.M. and reformatted by Chateau Heartiste (and probably others) for a general audience to mean the collective motivations and enlivening spirit of the bulk of the human machinery that powers the entertainment, media, government and academia industrial complexes in the West, but particularly in America. This human machinery is mostly progressive in political disposition, equalist in ideology, tyrannical in method, snarky in execution, and hypocritical in principle. So as not to associate the meaning with any religious implication, the Cathedral may otherwise be referred to as the “hive” – to represent the reflexive, obedient, hive-like thinking on the subject of human intellectual, psychological and sex differences, both within and between groups.
I guess these dudes have a real bugbear about snark. Maybe that’s why they hate on David so much.
Oh where, oh where have my blockquotes gone?
Oh where, oh where could they be?
They actually didn’t make up the Dark Triad.
Also, cathedrals are gorgeous and awe-inspiring. Is that supposed to be a derogatory term?
Didn’t Aurani just make a video complaining about his inability to get laid until the women had hit the wall?
Also, I know that Roosh wasn’t involved, but I feel like leaving some of these here anyway.
http://aaronsleazy.blogspot.com/2012/09/roosh-v-sucks-with-women-and-doesnt.html
http://www.rooshv.com/american-men-who-choose-homosexuality
“I guess these dudes have a real bugbear about snark.”
Snark is inherently disrespectful. And the one thing these dudes seem to need more than anything is respect — to be taken seriously. To be seen and the big, powerful, intelligent, authoritative alphas they know they are.
They don’t seem to enjoy sex. Sex with a woman is just a marker of how much she “respects his authority and power. Any disagreement is disrespect (hence the in-fighting). Rejection is disrespect.
But snark, well, snark says I don’t respect you enough to even bother to disagree. I am just going to make fun of you.
Which is why both love it as a weapon and am ashamed of that love.
“Snarky in execution”? Yup…because MRA/PUA bullshit is most easily killed by ridicule. So, snarky executioners, fire away! And keep shootin’!
@Daeran Zemaitis
“Honestly I have to wonder, what went wrong with these people? I mean, what breaks inside for someone that they turn out like this?”
That’s pretty much my daily reaction to these guys. That and the universal New Yorker Cartoon Caption: “Christ, what an asshole”