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Men’s Rights Redditors agree: “The most important thing any society can do is properly regulate its p*ssy supply.”

Unregulated pussy supply
Unregulated pussy supply

So over on the Men’s Rights subreddit, they’re having yet another invigorating and insightful discussion of economics. Not micro- or macroeconomics. Pussyconomics.

Stalgrim starts off the discussion with a call for more affordable, er, pussy:

Stalgrim 19 points 16 hours ago We need to lower the value society puts on owning a pussy. Some men are so thirsty right now that they're willing to end their lives to be with a woman who's willing to use them until she finds something better and we have women so soulless that they treat men as nothing more than unpaid employees and are willing to walk out on them for someone "better".

The pussy is too damn high!

Demonspawn, a noted pussyconomist, explains the importance of having a well-regulated pussy market:

Demonspawn 9 points 15 hours ago We need to lower the value society puts on owning a pussy. The most important thing any society can do is properly regulate it's pussy supply. Today's society is the result of an unregulated pussy market enhanced with government mandated/replaced male support of women.

When another Redditor claims that the pussy market is already heavily regulated, what with prostitution being illegal and divorce laws and all that, Demonspawn gently corrects these common misunderstandings of pussyconomical thought.

Demonspawn 6 points 15 hours ago Perhaps you don't understand what the pussy market is: Men supply value (goods, services, etc) women supply pussy and reproductive potential. Prostitution is regulation. It sets a cap on the market for the value men must supply in order to obtain sex. Making divorce work such that men are still required to supply value while women no longer supply pussy is not regulation. It's pretty much inversion of the market.

“Perhaps you don’t understand what the pussy market is.”

“Perhaps you don’t understand what the pussy market is.”

“Perhaps you don’t understand what the pussy market is.”

Mammotheers! Your challenge for today is to see how many times you can work “perhaps you don’t understand what the pussy market is” into conversation. BONUS POINTS if you precede this comment with the words “au contraire,” or, even better, “au contraire, mon frère.”

The charming 5th_Law_of_Robotics suggests that we may be headed for pussypocalypse, pussyconomically speaking.

5th_Law_of_Robotics 3 points 8 hours ago I've heard concerns that we're rapidly approaching peak-pussy. I dismiss those as alarmist. Surely when we get near that point some sustainable alternative will have been developed. /perhaps some sort of corn based solution exists . . . permalink save parent report give gold reply [–]Demonspawn 1 point 2 hours ago I've heard concerns that we're rapidly approaching peak-pussy. It's more like a pussy bubble. The government that has been artificially increasing the price/value of pussy collapses and we return to a more natural market.

I’m honestly a little baffled by this discussion. My own pussy supply is quite stable. Except sometimes when it gets bored and bites me.

My pussy supply.
My pussy supply.

H/T r/againstmensrights

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Pillowinhell
Pillowinhell
7 years ago

Why do we need to to regulate pussy supply again? Fifty percent of the population (roughly) already has one and of that population, many are happy to share with at least one other person. Add to that the silicon varieties and you realize pussy is everywhere. I mean, how many other opportunities in life are fifty fifty in life, or better?

I’m pretty sure these guys never considered arguing for gender reassignment surgery for people who really want and or need one. And as far as I’m concerned, arguing for safe, financially affordable surgeries are the only way imma gonna talk about regulating pussy with a straight face.

Bina
7 years ago

I like when the Jaguar is jogging and looks all hardcore, and then the domestic kitty’s face has ALL THE SERIOUS but his jog is so much lighter and bouncier and it cracked me up.

I had a little black panther-kitty a few years ago whose slink-trot was so absurdly elegant that it made me laugh till the tears ran down my face. It was especially cute when she came up wanting attention, with her tail high and the tip fluttering.

I miss her so much.

Tracy
Tracy
7 years ago

@Bina re: Toronto; I’ve been trawled a few times here too while walking alone – maybe I’m just used to the city or something, but I don’t know I’d agree that it’s a mess in that respect. The worst, just speaking from my experience, was when I worked at an adult phone line and men would sit in their cars in the parking lot across the street from the office and flash their lights at us when we left the building at night. Come to think of it, that area (east end) was pretty bad for men trawling any women walking alone… maybe that’s where you were (if so, ugh) Anyway, sorry you experienced that. Not all areas of downtown TO are like that. 🙂

Tracy
Tracy
7 years ago

@Bina re: Toronto; I’ve been trawled a few times here too while walking alone – maybe I’m just used to the city or something, but I don’t know I’d agree that it’s a mess in that respect. The worst, just speaking from my experience, was when I worked at an adult phone line and men would sit in their cars in the parking lot across the street from the office and flash their lights at us when we left the building at night. Come to think of it, that area (east end) was pretty bad for men trawling any women walking alone… maybe that’s where you were (if so, ugh) Anyway, sorry you experienced that. Not all areas of downtown TO are like that. 🙂

Tracy
Tracy
7 years ago

No idea why that posted twice! Obviously WordPress is not properly regulating the comment supply.

kittehserf - MOD
kittehserf - MOD
7 years ago

LizHark

So why all the slut-shaming?

Because those evil slutty mcslutsters aren’t sleeping with these guys. They may not in fact be sleeping with anyone, but not being the fucktoys of MRAs is the ultimate female sin.

bluecatbabe – yay for that court decision! That Montgomery creature sounds like your bog-standard pimp, scum of the earth.

Joel – thanks, I’m glad that story wasn’t true.

samantha
samantha
7 years ago

Talk about regulating the pussy market and, by extension, women’s lives – I just read the following link about women in El Salvador and the CRIME of miscarriage. Yes, you read that right. In El Salvador, 3o young women are serving up to 40 years in prison, many for miscarrying their fetuses. And the same is planned for the good ol’ US of A, if the right wing has anything to say about it. Already, 38 states have feticide laws in place, some for miscarriage.

I am so upset about this. I am sick to death with having a certain evil class of men criminalizing femaleness, name-your-colorness, or simply existing while NOT white heterosexual rich guys. It is time for change, but I do not have any idea what that would look like.

Please read this:
http://www.dailykos.com/story/2015/01/19/1358721/-Young-Woman-Serving-30-Years-For-A-Miscarriage-Receives-No-Pardon?detail=email

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