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Red Pill Redditor on Women: “I dont need some self warming fleshlight sapping up my hard earned resources.”

Some thoughts on divorce from a delightful, and recently divorced, Red Pill Redditor by the name of vengefully_yours. (Divorced? Yes, that’s right, ladies: he’s available!)

vengefully_yours 36 points 1 day ago (57|21)  I have been divorced a month now, and I timed buying some land for about a month after it would be final so I could close on it today and her name is nowhere on it. Its mine. No trollop nor cheating whore will be able to wrest it from me by taking off to fuck some other guy.  I will never again marry, and most likely never tell a woman I am not blood related to that I love her. This is my life, and I am living it how I see fit. I do what I want, when I want to do it, and no female has any say in how I go about it. Its not as if my ex wives had any say what I did anyway, but now I dont have to listen to them bitch that I am spending more money on cars than I am on them.  Fuck yes I am free, and you're damn right I dont need some self warming fleshlight sapping up my hard earned resources.  That might sound like I hate women, I dont. I love and adore them, but damn you just cant trust them.      permalink     source     give gold     save     hide child comments  [–]Cyralea 24 points 1 day ago (38|14)  This is RP shining true. Don't hate women. They are what they are.  Trusting them makes you the idiot, not them.

I’m glad he clarified that he doesn’t hate women, because some people (you know, manginas and feminazis) might have jumped to conclusions based on, you know, reading his comment and understanding his words.

Thanks to maniacalnewworld in the Blue Pill subreddit for finding this golden nugget in the shitheap.

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sarahlizhousespouse
12 years ago

I only got a 13 out of 20. My Swedish ancestors would weep with shame!

hellkell
hellkell
12 years ago

I’ll be over here with Argenti in the “caught up and WTF” corner.

“Self warming fleshlight.” I…guess I learned a new term today.

CassandraSays
CassandraSays
12 years ago

To the extent that warmth correlates with arousal I suspect that he may encounter some problems.

(In addition to the whole not realizing that women are people thing.)

katz
12 years ago

To be fair, you could probably score high on that quiz just by going “does this sound too ridiculous to be an IKEA product? must be a black metal band then”.

See, that’s what I was kinda trying to do, and I got 12/20.

entropistanon
12 years ago

What I don’t understand about all these “empowered man not getting married no more – goin’ his own way” posts is that I don’t know why the men who post them think women care? If they don’t ever want to have sex with women or associate with them ever again, that’s cool and everything. To each their own. But are they expecting the ladies to immediately cry and beg them to continue trying to fuck and marry them? Why do they insist on the subtext of their posts reading like a punishment to all the women who COULD have had them?

Or maybe they just want to be congratulated by their buddies for making their wise decision and I’m reading the subtext all wrong.

hellkell
hellkell
12 years ago

I got 14/20, and I don’t know jack about death metal.

katz
12 years ago

Although come to think of it the lesson of that quiz is only “Scandinavian words all sound the same to non-Scandinavians”.

kittehserf
12 years ago

It’s that you’re overtly ignoring nature and opposing anything that intends to stop people from raping people in the first place. Why are they so oblivious to that?

Because opposing the (male) right to rape women get the sex they so desperately neeeeeeed is oppression, of course.

acrannymint
12 years ago

There is a radio ad that airs in the Baltimore market that pisses me off so much from Cordell and Cordell. It goes on about protecting assets and providing for kids. To me, it comes across as screwing the woman who decided she couldn’t stand your ass anymore.

kittehserf
12 years ago

Off-topic: Just got my ass handed to me by the IKEA furniture or black metal band quiz.

Don’t take it personally. Ikea are just pissed off ‘cos Pierre doesn’t work there anymore.

thebewilderness
thebewilderness
12 years ago

I am pleased to hear that yet another man, after several failures, has given up the search for a woman who will tolerate his abuse.

emilygoddess
emilygoddess
12 years ago

Or maybe they just want to be congratulated by their buddies for making their wise decision and I’m reading the subtext all wrong.

Yeah, I’m pretty sure it’s the age-old male bonding ritual of complaining about women. As far as I can tell, that’s the entire point of MGTOW.

Argenti Aertheri
Argenti Aertheri
12 years ago

Cassandra — poäng, that’s all I’m saying on that. …besides that they make a $30 kid’s one that I want cuz I have a scrawny ass and fit in it and no one will ever steal my seat again!

entropistanon
12 years ago

@acrannymint: Ugh, them. I used to hear their commercials every day on the way to work, and I always wondered if it was legal to only offer legal services to men. Forgive me, I’ve never been up on the law, really, but it almost seemed like they were running their commercial on the idea that “women were never reliable partners in life, but WE are!”

@emilygoddess: I suppose I should know better, given how many times I’ve seen that old shtick on television of dudes talking about how awful their wives/girlfriends/fuck buddies are. I think I actually went up to my father as a kid and asked him if wives were really so horrible that you have to have a “man-cave” to escape them all the time why men married them in the first place.

His answer was to look like I’d kicked him in the stomach.

CassandraSays
CassandraSays
12 years ago

I own a poang chair! Or rather, the cat does, since she’s the only one who ever sits in it. It seems to be proportioned for someone considerably taller than me – headrest is in the wrong place.

CassandraSays
CassandraSays
12 years ago

..And when I went to double-check if the chair I have is the poang Google gave me this as a result.

That seems like a pretty comfy chair to jack of in, but will it support fat people?

http://www.ar15.com/forums/t_1_5/1427273_Anybody_have_an_Ikea_PO_NG_chair_.html

The world is totes full of misandry and men are forced to silence their sexy sexual thoughts all the time! Which is why dudes feel comfortable posting something like that in a random public forum.

katz
12 years ago

Somehow that seems like the kind of thing I’d expect to see on an NRA website.

kittehserf
12 years ago

That chair looks way uncomfortable to me – too high in the back, like the headrest would just push my head forward instead of supporting my neck, and sloping too much in the seat, so it would put pressure on my hips and not support my back at all.

Mind you, the sloping seat would be useful so that kitties wouldn’t slide off one’s legs while getting lap time.

eumenidis
eumenidis
12 years ago

“men’s biology makes them objectify women, it’s just nature!” it’s their excuse for everything these days, anyone else notice that?”

Variations of that has *always* been their excuse. What I find interesting is that when this, that, or the other objectionable behavior is asserted as being women’s nature, it’s presented as something that women should transcend, whereas, men’s is presented as something that must be accommodated.

Kim
Kim
12 years ago

It’s interesting how the OP twists himself to simultaneously complain about how horrible they are and all the awful things he’s had to endure and too claim that he is too clever/manly to ever be taken advantage of or be influenced in any way by a woman, and yet to

kittehserf
12 years ago

eumenedis – exactly. Whether it’s that men are Naturally Logical/Rational or Naturally Rapists or whatever, they are never culpable, despite all the claims about men being so moral.

Women are culpable whatever we do, whether it’s nature we apparently should transcend (but can’t/won’t) or whether it’s because we’re conniving-yet-stupid b*tches.

MRAs in short: women are wrong and should be punished.

Wereterrier
12 years ago

I am pleased to hear that yet another man, after several failures, has given up the search for a woman who will tolerate his abuse.

Me, too! I find that I am always encouraged when another asshole swears off long-term pair bonding. I only hope that every girl he hits on has the good sense to summarily reject him for even the briefest of encounters.

Alice Sanguinaria
12 years ago

kittehserf – And men are always sacrosanct, so work harder ladies so that you can take the burden of all of the blame in the world!

CassandraSays
CassandraSays
12 years ago

I picture their encounters going something like this.

MRA : Hey! Hey you! Why were you ignoring me?

Woman : Excuse me?

MRA : That’s just like a woman, to not even notice a good, honest man trying to get her attention.

Woman : Wait, were you the one who wolf-whistled just now?

MRA : Indeed I was. Want a piece of this, baby? It will almost make your miserable life worthwhile, at least until you hit 27. Bear in mind that you’re already past your prime.

Woman : This is a joke, right?

MRA : What? Are you laughing at me? ARE YOU?

Woman : Oh, look, there’s my bus. Bye.

MRA : You think you can just walk away from me? Fuck you, you entitled bitch! I don’t need you! I’m going my own way!

Woman, as she gets on the bus : Whatever, dude.

MRA : (Continues screaming at the bus as it pulls away)

kittehserf
12 years ago

Now if there was a second guy involved, that would be a Pierre comic … does Pierre have a sister? The woman reads like him. 🙂