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“Wherever i turn there is a pair of titties mocking me, looking at me with it’s poking eyes,” and other actual PUA.txts

Old School PUA.txt

There’s a new blog out there that I think a lot of you will appreciate. I would say “enjoy,” but your enjoyment of it will no doubt alternate with despair over the future of the human race. Which makes it sort of like this blog!

Anyway, the blog is called PUA.txt, and, as the name suggests, it features horrible quotes taken from forums and other websites where would-be pickup artists like to congregate.

My favorite quote, of all those featured there, is probably this exceedingly whiny one from The Venusian Arts forum, in which a PUA by the name of Rick Tiero defends another commenter who refers to women as sluts. While other PUAs there are annoyed by the slut basher – because calling women “sluts” makes them defensive and less likely to want to have sex with PUAs — Rick has a different take. Addressing himself to one of the forum’s few female members, he writes:

Don’t try to judge him, you don’t know what the fuck he’s been through. Stuff like that can come from fucked up parents or even kindergardens that forcefeed small boys with religion and evil feminist propaganda, totaly destroying someones sexlife in the later years.

Of all the guys in here, very few are here by choice. You feminists have created spank for your own ass by compromising genderoles for ages now, don’t bitch about it. You women ruined our fun first by being a somewhat moral police yourselves! It is called bad karma.

No man wants to do whats wrong with women, they have been taught wrong by a society in genderless chaos created by the feminist movement, a movement so selfish and evil that I like to compare it to the new age nazis. In this society women are expected to not show body because a man is supposed to like her for her personality, like a woman likes a man.

It is doomed to fail, because people are not built that way. I bet OP has seen alot of porn and wouldn’t mind fucking all of the women in that room, even the fattie, bacause it’s nice for a change. Deep inside of him there is a good PUA just waiting to surface anytime soon.

And you women should really be more understanding to prude men! Put your self in my shoes! I can search for vegetables on the internet and find “Gorgeous teen playing with a cuecumber” And for me being a guy, that is something I’d like to watch!

Man! I can’t even go to the store and buy myself some bread without walking by the magazines with naked women all over it. It’s like wherever i turn there is a pair of titties mocking me, looking at me with it’s poking eyes. In the local park they have made this figure of a naked woman, but it’s made of stone. You women don’t have to go through any of that.

Yep, that’s right, it’s that old argument: Sexy women oppress men with their sexiness!

The most horrifying comment I’ve found on PUA.txt so far is probably this one from RooshV’s forum about the pros and cons of having sex with disabled women:

Yeah, I’m not even going to touch that one.

There’s also a PUA.txt twitter account, which features still more horrible quotes. (I only wish it provided links to the sources of the quotes like the blog does.) Here are some of its greatest hits so far.

PS: Do any of you ladies know where the nearest bank is? I need to drop off some gold.

 

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inurashii
inurashii
9 years ago

LBT, sorry to derail further but I gotta ask, are you reading Sera? The Endgame finally fell into place in my head, and I’m actually really excited.

This book is really a huge improvement from Tales.

inurashii
inurashii
9 years ago

(also I’m sorta curious about which one of you actually likes AoC stories the best XD)

cloudiah
9 years ago

PUPPIES! [melts]

LBT
LBT
9 years ago

Damn, I haven’t been reading Sera! I actually haven’t even started it, due to the old Net troubles. Would I have to start at the beginning, digging back through your Sera tag? Or are they not in chrono order?

inurashii
inurashii
9 years ago

The tag would work (if you sorted backward through it), but I can e-mail you the files directly in .html, .rtf, or .odt format if it’d help.

LBT
LBT
9 years ago

That’d be fantastic, actually. I have to head to bed, but I would LOVE the whole thing. HTML would probably be easiest; my old comps, ya know, all they got is Office 97.

inurashii
inurashii
9 years ago

Sent. 🙂 I should draw up a sketch of Serafina so you know how I picture her body shape when I inevitably commission you to draw her.

Anyway! </selfish derail>

The Kittehs' Unpaid Help

Woo! I’m glad you’re enjoying. And see, it all turns out for the best! More people enjoy my comics, Kittehs’ finds a new place to be herself, and things move on happily!

I’m really glad/relieved you feel that way about it! I was really nervous about saying what Mr Kittehs’ and my situation is but didn’t like not clarifying it.

Happy cat purrs …

http://youtu.be/HRH5l4LRJFI

Fitzy
Fitzy
9 years ago

(Shameless plug: The comics are all for sale, in case anybody wants one!)

That’s not a shameless plug – that’s an excellent reminder that several people on my Xmas list need stocking stuffers!

Falconer
9 years ago

LBT — Oh, please don’t get all concerned about me to the point where you stop taking care of yourself. If you need to disappear off the Net, go ahead! Lord knows I sometimes have to bail from places. And let me add that I’m enjoying your art, although I haven’t got off your DA yet.

Congrats to you on a successful relationship, Kittehs!

The Kittehs' Unpaid Help

Thank you, Falconer! 🙂

The First Joe
The First Joe
9 years ago

Re: the silly advert (I didn’t bother reading the rest. PUAs = mostly *yawn*).

Funnily enough, it really IS obvious when a woman is attracted to someone (you, anyone) vs. when she’s not.

It’s actually easiER to spot when she’s attracted to someone other than you, because if she’s into you, you’ll be observing the “turned on” state, more than the “turned off” state.

I was hanging out with some friends after a gig the other night, laughing and joking, and the one girl in the group remarked to the compere / lead singer of one of the bands about how his tight jeans left very little to the imagination (!she was right, too! 0.0 Damn! dude is packing!) and it was the most blatant flirting, not just for the speech content, but everything about her face and body language, and the way her voice went *down a few tones* and got all warm-honey smooth…

And what was also obvious, was that it was completely subconcious change on her part…
Of course, not every woman signals the same way, but the *change* itself (whatsoever it is) in non-verbal as well as verbal behaviour is the “tell”..

I’m sure the same is true of blokes as well. Actually, (thinks about observations) yeah it is.

One of the skills I wish I could go back in time and gift to my childhood / teen self is being able to “read” people just from their posture, body language etc.

LBT
LBT
9 years ago

RE: inu

I approve immensely of this idea. You should totally do that.

RE: Fitzy

Woooo! Yeah, feel free to let me know if any stand out to you.

Slightly bummed because a comic I submitted for an anthology didn’t get in. 🙁 Oh well, another day, another comic!

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