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The cold hard truth about loose vaginas

Over on Reddit, an MRA named AryoBarzan sets the feminist slut ladies straight on the BIOTRUTH about their ever-growing and FAR less pleasurable vaginas. (Ignore the rude person replying to his message; clearly Aryo is the real penis and vagina expert here.)

 

 

Wait, you say to yourself, how is it that this bold truth-teller is being downvoted, on Reddit? He posted in the antimensrights subreddit, that’s why. In the Men’s Rights subreddit he normally gets the upvotes he so richly deserves.

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sheen
8 years ago

I guess a certain proportion of 20 year old women should be saving themselves for ten years just so 30-year-old men have a zero-baggage dating pool? Will we have to assign which 20 year olds do that by lottery or something?

RDRACR
RDRACR
8 years ago

ummm…. look at female porn stars… gaped out.
and maybe the women defend the cock hopping sluts so they all don’t get a bad name should look at some pictures. yes, vagina stretches, and when it’s being stretched out constantly by all sizes of dick believe me it gapes open…

I know when my long term g/f has sex with somebody else – most men do – and it usually comes with bacterial vaginosis and a nice stanky fishy smell – but the sluts won’t reveal that truth because they want to have their cake and eat it too. it’s like eating at a road side taco stand, eventually it’s gonna change ya, and fast. women and their constant lies I tell ya… so let ’em lie and let ’em think they’re have the upper hand = oh yeah, we men been doing that since – – – the beginning. Well, some of us anyhow…

guys, you know the truth… and so do you “liberated” women – but here’s the thing = no man wants a slut who rode every dick in sight for whatever bs yolo excuse they’re concocted… which is why as a man gets older his options increase and as a woman gets older her options decrease – but broads NEVER ever see this reality.

men, enjoy your lives… to it’s fullest.

just wear a condom and trust no woman. prostitution comes in any and every form and IS this worlds oldest profession – for a reason.

ever.

and men, if you want ANY woman, and I do mean any woman – there is one simple way to ensure you get what you want and deserve and how your learn it is to actually watch a woman – you’ll see…

and don’t worry gals, I ‘probably’ won’t tell men how to nail any of you at will – and it has nothing to do with status or money or anything glitzy or shiny and shallow… lol = so easy.

cassandrakitty
cassandrakitty
8 years ago

Even putting aside all the other stupidity in dudebro’s comment, if you can find me a “slut” who doesn’t work in porn who’s having as much sex as the average porn performer then I’m going to rather surprised.

Also, I feel like we need a specific word for the subset of misogynists who’re really obviously freaked out and disgusted by the female body.

cassandrakitty
cassandrakitty
8 years ago

Did you also note the fact that a. every man other than him is apparently carrying STDs, and b. he’s apparently in the habit of sniffing his ladyfriend’s vagina. I presume that he then pees on her leg like a dog marking its territory.

leatapp
leatapp
8 years ago

Another ignorant misogynist pretending to have first hand knowledge of vaginas? I’m shocked, shocked I tell you!

Let me guess, breasts feel just like bags of sand, don’t they, Sparky?

Sexual activity doesn’t wreck an organ that’s designed for it. Sexual activity doesn’t make a vagina stink, anymore than it makes a penis stink. What you don’t know about sex and the female anatomy could fill volumes. So, that fantasy gf who lets you sniff test her fidelity? I’m not buying it.

cassandrakitty
cassandrakitty
8 years ago

OMG, everyone, did I tell you about this when I first read it? Because it was the best. OK, so, my friend linked me to this anime forum where dudes were talking about women’s bodies, as they apparently do, and this one guy described breasts as feeling like marshmallows. I have to admit, I loled pretty hard.

Fibinachi
8 years ago

Soft, puffy and best when covered in chocolate?

That sounds
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erh
uhm

what point was I making?

cassandrakitty
cassandrakitty
8 years ago

Also sold in packets of 20-100, and sometimes available in strawberry, banana, and other assorted flavors.

(The banana marshmallows were kind of awful, btw. I wouldn’t recommend those.)

kittehserf
8 years ago

Plus coffee shops just love serving them in hot chocolate.

The “every other dude makes her stink, I KNOW IT” bit made me laugh. Like, yeah, his wonder peen doesn’t have any odour at all, and doesn’t have any physical effect on her vagina*, but all those Other Dudes’ peens totally do.

Funny how all the dudes she’s allegedly having sex with aren’t sluts or whores or whatever. Are we to believe they were all virgins before they met her?

* probably true, since I doubt his ladyfriend exists, or that his wonder peen has ever been anywhere near any vagina that wasn’t plastic.

Fibinachi
8 years ago

Plus coffee shops just love serving them in hot chocolate.

Hahah.

All of my follow up jokes involving roasting or melting, so that’s terrible, but that made me laugh kitteh.

oh wait no.

Often available in seasonal variants. How about some easter boob? q:

kittehserf
8 years ago

Fibi, you’re one of the wittiest, funniest people I’ve spoken to online or off, so making you laugh is a real win! 🙂

Easter boob makes me think of all those Scary Easter Bunny photos. Gahhhhhh!

I had to look up “yolo”. It looked like a typo for yoyo. Okay, I know, I’m old!

sparky
sparky
8 years ago

Wut?:

it’s like eating at a road side taco stand, eventually it’s gonna change ya, and fast

Having a lot of sex is like eating at a roadside taco stand. OK. Not really, but, OK.

And that change will come eventually…and it will come fast. Eventual change that comes fast. Eventual – happening at some future time or after a series of occurrences. Fast – at high speed or within a short time. That’s kinda a contradiction there, isn’t it?

cassandrakitty
cassandrakitty
8 years ago

I was a bit confused about that part too. Does having lots of sex potentially lead to getting the runs in his world?

cassandrakitty
cassandrakitty
8 years ago

Or maybe having sex at a roadside taco stand will make you fat, eventually but very fast. So one day you’ll have your usual 2 tacos al pastor, or whatever, and the next morning you’ll wake up 50 pounds heavier and with a mysteriously cavernous vagina.

leatapp
leatapp
8 years ago

Is it just me or is their something eerily homophobic about a man who thinks too many other dicks ruin a woman’s vagina and cause it to give off a distinctive smell?

It’s like he’s afraid that by touching her where she touched another man’s cock, he’s only one degree away from touching another man’s cock. He’s half way to gay already. No wonder he’s so angry. She keeps making him think of touching penises!

That eventual, but sudden horrific change that will happen to our vaginas if we enjoy them too much is supposed to scare us away from sex. See, having sex with men will make men not want to have sex with us and then …

I’m really not sure how that’s supposed to work.

Bina
Bina
8 years ago

Memo to our ignorant necro-ass:

VAGINAS ARE SELF-CLEANING. THEY DON’T RETAIN THE SMELLS OF ALL THE MEN WHO HAVE EVER BEEN THERE.

ALSO, VAGINAS ARE MADE OF MUSCLE AND ARE SO RESILIENT THAT WHEN THEY’RE DONE HAVING SEX — OR, HELL, JUST GIVING BIRTH — THAT THEY SIMPLY GO BACK TO THE SIZE AND SHAPE THEY WERE BEFORE IT ALL HAPPENED. VAGINAL STRETCH-OUT IS A MYTH.

Sorry for the ALL FUCKING CAPS, but these guys are so damn dense that one has to shout. (And even then, who knows if anything ever gets through to these idiots?)

Bina
Bina
8 years ago

and men, if you want ANY woman, and I do mean any woman – there is one simple way to ensure you get what you want and deserve and how your learn it is to actually watch a woman – you’ll see…

and don’t worry gals, I ‘probably’ won’t tell men how to nail any of you at will – and it has nothing to do with status or money or anything glitzy or shiny and shallow… lol = so easy.

Translation: I know nothing about women, I am totally sexually inadequate, and I’m crying inside over the fact that even my imaginary “long-term gf” is cheating on my sad-sack ass.

cassandrakitty
cassandrakitty
8 years ago

I ‘probably’ won’t tell men how to nail any of you at will

Hint – it starts with an “r” and ends with “pe”, but don’t worry, people won’t notice if you wrap it up in enough adjectives and wear aviator goggles.

swankivy
8 years ago

“I’ve got an awesome idea! Let’s get massively angry at women for having sex with men, and shame them for it, but also get massively angry at women for NOT having enough sex with men! That way, no matter what they do, we can be pissed about it!”

Brilliant plan, dudez. Do everything you can to make women fear they’ll become undesirable if they have whatever too much sex is (unless, I assume, it’s sex all the time whenever you want it, with you), but then also slam them for being selective about who they have sex with.

I wonder if these guys have any idea how ridiculous they sound to people who actually own vaginas and use them regularly? How clear they’re making it that they have no real experience with vaginas, and how snotty and pseudo-superior they sound when they insist a looser vagina is looser because of too many dicks?

weirwoodtreehugger
8 years ago

I just love when some idiot who doesn’t have a vagina and (I’m assuming) isn’t a gynecologist thinks he knows better than those of us who have vaginas. How does he think we wear tampons if our vaginas are stretched out. They’re smaller than the vast majority of penises. I’m no virgin. Yet I have never had a tampon fall out of my gaping maw of a vagina. How could that be?

Child, you don’t know a damn thing about vaginas and you should embarrassed about your ignorance. Please use the magic google machine to educate yourself on the wonders of human anatomy before you attempt to speak with authority.

leatapp
leatapp
8 years ago

The sad thing is, being a virgin does not mean you can’t be well versed in anatomy and human sexuality. They teach classes. Books are published. Even if you live in an abstinence only education state, the info is obtainable. There is no need for anyone to know nothing about sex and sexuality until they are sexually active. In fact, that’s a horrible way to approach sex. This isn’t the Dark Ages. A young man with no sexual experience outside of masturbation has no excuse for thinking vaginas wear out like the elastic in an old pair of panties or for not knowing that they behave differently when aroused, just like male genitals. These things aren’t secrets kept in a far off tower, guarded by a dragon.

Bina
Bina
8 years ago

And even what you see in porn doesn’t stay that way. As soon as she closes her legs — boom! “Gape” gone. Doesn’t matter how much sex she just had with whomever. Everything bounces back to the way it was. If it didn’t, we’d all be incontinent!

Viscaria
Viscaria
8 years ago

I grinned when I go to this part:

guys, you know the truth… and so do you “liberated” women – but here’s the thing = no man wants a slut who rode every dick in sight for whatever bs yolo excuse they’re concocted…

I mean, random punctuation, an equals sign, subject/verb mismatch… That’s some of the best trollish I’ve ever read. But I didn’t actually laugh out loud until this bit:

just wear a condom and trust no woman. prostitution comes in any and every form and IS this worlds oldest profession – for a reason.

ever.

Ever? Ever what?

katz
8 years ago

The “every other dude makes her stink, I KNOW IT” bit made me laugh. Like, yeah, his wonder peen doesn’t have any odour at all, and doesn’t have any physical effect on her vagina*, but all those Other Dudes’ peens totally do.

That was the part that was making me LMAO, too.

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