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Meet the Enriching Vibrants (and a bunch of plain old racists).

Then In Mala Fide may be right for you!

I took a look at the always reprehensible In Mala Fide today, and ran across a very strange post indeed, written by someone calling himself Finndistan. Entitled “The Unfuckables,” the post started off by recounting a conversation that allegedly took place in the real world — the same real world, dear reader, that you and I live in.

Three guys sitting, good looking girl passes by, easily a nine.

“She’s beautiful man,” says one.


“That one. But she likes enriching vibrants.”

“I’d rather fuck an orc as now that looks more attractive to me.”

WHAT. THE. FUCK. is an “enriching vibrant?”

I look through the rest of the post. The strangeness continues:

It seems that fucking and enriching vibrants is becoming a fashion. Fine.

The only thing is this, I am an immigrant. Neither do I enrich, nor do I vibrate;

For me, and for many other men, Finnish, Western, non-Western, these women are undateable.

For me, and for many other men, these women are…


Once you let your pussy be enriched by a vibrating man’s rod, you radiate that. You shine in the dark.

You are an enriched vibrant-fucker.

You are unfuckable.

I look through the comments and find at least one reader as perplexed as me. Ferdinand Bardamu, the terrible human being behind In Mala Fide, steps in and clarifies that “vibrants = immigrants.”

That doesn’t really clarify very much, as Finndistan says he’s an immigrant, too. Nor does it explain all the “vibrating” nonsense.  I return to the post, and find Finndistan working through a labored comparison with a Japanese nuclear disaster:

Fukushima was enriched. It was full of enriched plutonium. Then the earth vibrated.

My utmost respects go out to the men who sacrificed themselves to keep the disaster in check. Their debts will never be repaid. Not by a society that has alienated its men to the point of men dropping out of society in the millions.

What I am talking about is Fuckushima.

Fuckushima was enriched. It was full of enriched spermanium. Then the bed vibrated.

Fuck me if I sacrifice myself for that.

Ok then.

Setting aside Finndistan’s  bizarre visions of nuclear spermageddon, I’m still perplexed as to why some immigrants – sorry, vibrants – are evil and “enriched” and “vibrating” while others – like Finndistan – aren’t?

 I go to Finndistan’s own blog in an attempt to make some sense out of whatever the fuck he’s on about. I find a post entitled “The Fashion of Fucking an Enriching Vibrant – The Curse of The Unfuckables.” It starts out with this:


We foreign men have a problem with The Unfuckables.

The women who got vibrated by enriching cock.

The women who got enriched by vibrating cock.

The women who got enriched by a vibrant.

The women who got vibrated by an enricher.

That’s no help. I go to another post in which Finndistan purports to explain his strange terminology. Entitled “The Unfuckables – A sensible explanation,” the post offers anything but that.

An Unfuckable is a woman who has gotten fucked by an enriching vibrant. Out of love, passion, of fashion, it does not matter.

Intimate contact, any kin[d] of penetration, and any kind of fluid exchange suffices.

Ok, then, I ask again: WHAT. THE. FUCK. IS. AN. ENRICHING. VIBRANT?

If I go into so much detail into The Unfuckables, I should go into some detail about enriching vibrants, enriching vibrating cock, vibrating enrichers etc.

I will call them vibrating enrichers, as this is the term I like most.

Being a vibrating enricher is a choice, so it is not something you are born with (cough cough), or something you cannot grow out of (cough cough)…

Before we go into choices, let’s go into what is not Vibrating, or what is not Enriching, thus what is also not supported by the state, the humanists, the multicultists, the diversity lovers.

Finndistan then lists a bunch of “acceptable” immigrant types, including:

The indian looking kid dressed in a smart business suit apparently having an after meeting beer with his Finnish colleague also dressed in a business suit. …

The middle eastern kid married to the same woman since I met him, who sired two kids, and is an honest working man.

The black dude who speaks perfect BBC english sitting on the table with two clearly high class Finnish girls. It is highly possible his clothing is tailored.

And then, on to those dastardly “vibrating enrichers.” Another list, including:

African kid coming over and immediately adopting to the American Gangbanger style.

The kid who’s wearing the saggin’ jeans with golden “Thug Life” embroidered throughout his ass

The middle easterner with the fake Armani shirt, pluched eyebrows, designer shapes shaved into his hair and make up on his face. …

The guy who’s choosing the gangbanger, the apaci style, over having any decent style, even including the Jersey Shore Douchebaggery.  …

Basically anybody who is enriching the culture with their radioactiveness, and vibrating the culture with the vibration that made their homeland a place worthy escaping from.

So any woman who, er, exchanges fluid with any “enriching vibrant” man thus makes herself, in Finndistan’s eyes, an unfuckable.

Amazingly, the regulars back on In Mala Fide are able to get the gist of Finndistan’s rants without going to all the trouble I did. Ryu, the dude behind  a blog titled White Nationalist Think Tank, comments:

Ah. So you’re talking about mixers – women who sleep with blacks, mexicans or muslims.

It’s just a step above beastiallity in my book. Her race and people are on the ropes. Enemies everywhere. Demographic crisis in the waiting. Then to show off how hip and tolerant she is or worse, to satisfy her own libido, she beds down with a protected group.

They are traitors, some of the worst offenders. The most beautiful woman in the world loses her charm after mixing. She’ll sleep with anything. Included are Heidi Klum, Nicole Kidman, and many of the people adapting negro babies.

Aleph Null adds his completely non-racist opinion:

I’m not a racist, except in the sense that anyone who recognizes reality in the USA is branded as a racist. And besides, I’m married.

But I have a very pragmatic reason for not wanting to bed a woman who “enriches vibrants.” African-Americans have 20 times the rate of Gonorrhea infection compared to whites, and 9 times the rate of syphilis and chlamydia. Blacks are 14% of the US population but accounted for 44% of new HIV infections in 2009.

The phrase “I wouldn’t fuck her with your dick” comes to mind.

PA, easily adapting himself to Finndistan’s odd lingo, adds

I find white women who slept with well-tanned enriching vibrants viscerally repulsive. Even if she’s a 9, I wouldn’t fuck her. There is something vile and unclean about her aura.

This is no offense to enriching vibrants — I wouldn’t feel that way about a non-white woman who is otherwise attractive, but who presumably has previously slept with her own kind.

A fellow with the oh-so-clever nickname Eugenick shares his racial and sexual fantasies:

I would love to enrich some Japanese, Korean or Chinese chicks myself. I could pass on my White genes for independence, individualism and creativity, while they would contribute a high IQ mean for the future generations to revert to, as well as a better predisposition for working hard. Maybe such hybrids would be the new master race. After all, marvels like Hong Kong and Singapore have emerged from the combined efforts of Asians and Whites.

Sadly, I live in a Eastern European country where the main vibrant minority are low-avg-IQ Gypsies, and Asians are close to none.

Marcus Marcellus helps to clarify what is implied when Manosphere dudes talk semi-euphemistically about the evils of women who choose “thugs” over “nice guys” like them:

To me, any white girl who kneels before a black American and puts his cock in her mouth is completely tainted trash. There’s a level of submissive degeneracy that I cannot cross. It’s a very dark, quasi-rape issue actually. …

 Today, a good 10% of these Millennial sluts are actively chasing their negro a la Hollywood star, except instead of adopting one they sleep with one…until he murders them – or just beats them badly.

A whole treatise could be written on the psychology behind the current phenomenon, one that would not please feminist women as it would reveal the masochistic element in women’s sexuality. Personally, I’m only dating girls who don’t complain when I occasionally use the “n-word.” It’s a way to vet them without doing some creepy background checks. I do not hate blacks; I just don’t want to breed with them.

I would think almost any woman would be overjoyed to discover that men like these consider her “unfuckable.”

145 replies on “Meet the Enriching Vibrants (and a bunch of plain old racists).”

This illogical and unreadable idiocy is from the type of guy who thinks that having a penis gives him more ability in “logic” and “clear, unemotional thinking”. Funny.

A guy who runs a blog called White Nationalist Think Tank uses the name Ryu? I suppose he thinks the Japanese are honorary whites, or something equally stupid. Or he’s just an idiot.

“The thing is, I am an immigrant. Neither do I enrich, nor do I vibrate.”

Wait, by this does he mean – I’m an immigrant but unlike those other immigrants I don’t contribute anything useful to the country, nor am I an interesting or fun person.

I wonder how he feels about the replies, given these are people who don’t think women should be sleeping with him. If this wasn’t posted yesterday I’d have assumed it was an April fools joke.

I find the idea of men who vibrate vaguely intriguing.

Because the Amazons are using them to kill us!

Ahahahahahahaha, that was a joke. j/k!!


I’ve seen his comments at the Spearhead, they are usually racist too and the Ryu name struck me as weird as well. Asians are exempt from their racism, or at least the women are since most MRAs have Asian fetishes due to the stereotype that they are submissive. Or maybe he’s a Street Fighter fan.

MRA stupidity knows no bounds either way.

This is no offense to enriching vibrants — I wouldn’t feel that way about a non-white woman who is otherwise attractive, but who presumably has previously slept with her own kind.

In other words, it’s about race traitors.


I find the idea of men who vibrate vaguely intriguing.

It seems to be a Kal El meets yellow sun type effect

Another Finn here. As others explained, it’s an anti-immigration dogwhistle. Supposedly pro-immigration folks want to “enrich” the western cultures with worst possible gangstas and welfare bums rather than decent working people. However, when you scratch the surface, you’ll find that only white European people qualify as decent working people.

As for why Finndistan identifies with white racists despite being an immigrant himself: He obviously sees himself as a decent working person or the “good immigrant”. He’s probably white European like many of our immigrants are, despite the stereotype being dark-skinned Muslim. He wouldn’t encounter so much racism himself and might be accepted as token in some anti-immigration crankery group. And like the White Menz, he is pissed that women won’t sleep with him like they supposedly do with “vibrant” types.

Enriching Vibrants…

A vibrating man who gives me money?

That actually sounds pretty good. Also kind of like an MRA’s paranoid fantasy of what All Women Want, but I wouldn’t actually turn down Enriching Vibrant, if he existed. In fact, from now on I think I will boycott non-vibrating men! In the future, all the pathetic beta genes of men who don’t vibrate will be driven from the gene pool and the lonely old beta MRAs will be cast into the outer darkness, weeping, wailing, gnashing their teeth and shouting “WE TOLD YOU SO” while all the evil feminists ride their new improved VIBRATING cock carousel and stuff their pockets full of money, while cackling, like this…



You know, the whole “Manboobz is always virgin/abstinence shaming…” thing might carry more weight if there weren’t so many guys showing up here to complain about how they can’t get laid so feminism is the devil. Seriously.

Don’t get me wrong, we get our share of the conspiracy theory/Feminism = Nazism/women are inherently evil hypergamous whores stuff as well. But, Zarat is a dipshit and NWO… NWO is pissed that women use lotion.

Some epic win comments.

Male supremacism (I refuse to dignify these people by calling them “men’s rights activists”, since they don’t give a flying fuck about anyone’s rights; they’re about reinforcing oppression of women) is part of the exact same mindset as racism and anti-immigrant views.


The common factor is billious, votriolic hatred – hatred of women, hatred of homosexuals, hatred of ethnic minorities – bigots like this seem to be in a perpetual state of rage fueled by the fact that their privilege is not as ironclad and unassailaible at they would like it to be.

That maybe, just maybe, the days when they could treat women like disposeable subhuman sex-toys, demonise non-whites, and engage in casual homophobia in a bid to prove their ‘alpha male’ credetials with impunity, are coming to an end, and they obviously simply cannot handle that possibility.

What worries me is that, when a concentration of these jerks get together, they feed one another’s delusions and paranoia to the point where the most far gone among their number might be tempted to act upon it.

15 has it right. It’s far better to call these guys Male Supremacists then Mens’ Rights Activists. From now on the MRM will be known as the MSM.

@ Hertta

It is depressing, but some of these fools make it amusing. Entertainment fit for Manboobz.

I actually find it very amusing that the term looks like it’s backfiring after translation since the original context is unknown to anybody outside the Finnish-speaking part of world and doesn’t carry the stigma it does in Finnish. Enriching, vibrating cock *does* sound like a very appealing type of cock… Maybe a word to adopt for use against the boobheads? 😀

If the penises that are part of the cock carousel vibrate then that would explain why so many women are supposedly so interested in riding it.

Thanks for the video, indifferentsky! Most of those guys are too buffed for me, but pretty nonetheless. Of course I grew up partly in the Middle East, so I already knew that.

A new racist dogwhistle, oh joy. These guys just keep looking for new catagories to narrow down the women available to date them don’t they? I mean, if they didn’t they’d have nothing to whine about eh?

Mags, being defferential is a pretty neutral thing. Why keep bringing it up as if its some sort of special virtue? All you’re doing is telling the wrong types of men that you’re an easy target for them to shit on.



*surrenders to nonsense* I read a book about a haunted vagina last week (no, not that one) that made more sense than this.

I suppose I should warn people that the link I left in my last post is NSFW.

But you could all probably determine that for yourselves.

XMX, about 25 yrs ago I met one of my dearest long term friends when we both worked in the same soil lab. He is male, hispanic and gay, I am white, female and straight, One day after we first met at the workplace, he just walked up to me and asked, “So do you date outside your race?” and smiled. My answer was came easily as it is the truth. “Well I have dated men from around the world, and I dont really care what color they are, but I prefer Americans” And he asked me out to lunch.
Later on I asked him why he asked that way since we would never be romantically involved, what was the point? He says “Oh I just want to see if you were an a-hole or not”
So really it can be that easy.

No, not that one. The OTHER one.

WHAT other book about a haunted vagina?! I thought some sad porno comic put out by a guy who had a Star Wars themed wedding wherein his wife was dressed as Princess Leia* and he was dressed as Darth Vader was the only thing to dare broach such a creepy and/or awesome subject.

*I’m pretty sure it was chaste-virgin these-are-my-languishing-in-prison-clothes Princess Leia, and not nerds-are-going-to-fantasize-forever-about-this-creepy-power-game metal-bikini Slave Leia but it’s 11:30 and I can’t be arsed to check Chris Sims’ Invincible Super-Blog for the photo.

I’m quite interested in hearing about the Haunted Vagina books. Part morbid curiosity, part ‘lets-troll-my-tutors’.

Speaking of racism, why are the MRAs talking about “grass eaters”?

Because they’re stupid?I’m always amazed that they can take some story about a handful of asexual boys in Japan and imply that this proves that there is some worldwide trend in MGTOW. They do this all the time. Take some weird story from around the world and use this to show that men are being oppressed all over and that it is rapidly spreading and that men are all going their own way and rejecting females. Then they’ll make some silly argument that it’s the liberals fault that women are out of control and then go on to say well it’s the conservatives who are just as bad. In fact in one way or another they can blame almost anyone for why they can’t find a woman who will have sex with them or why they’re failures in life. I’ve found that with most of these guys that they are not really very well educated. If a female has some Uni degree it’s really worthless because all females study is “women’s studies” or sociology at Uni according to them. Very few of them have ever gone anywhere and their knowledge of the world is erroneous where they believe that women in Asia or Eastern Europe etc. type places are all docile and just dying to meet some guy who works as a Walmart greeter in the US. I frequently point out to them that few Russian girls have any desire to live in the US and that every girl that I know in Moscow is highly educated compared to them and that if they’re a loser in the US then they’ll also be a loser in Moscow too, not to mention that Moscow is a very expensive city to live in especially compared to their hometown of Podunk. They lack all sophistication and claim that women only go for the thug types of men or are golddiggers. According to them all females want to do is shop for a 100 pairs of shoes and spend money on junk but yet there are many men, and they’re not gay either, who like to buy clothes to look good and also spend money on different things.

I confess, I’m not sure why these ace boys in Japan should be called “Grass Eaters.”

No doubt it has roots in an enriched and vibrant cultural background of which I am completely ignorant, rather than being a slur or a label attached to these boys by outsiders.

I’m not saying they shouldn’t be called “Grass Eaters” if that’s something they came up with, I’m just not getting it because I’m a Yankee.

Falconer: I’m not sure but I believe they named themselves that way. From what I know, being a “grass-eater” is not simply a matter of sex, it’s a way of life in opposition of the traditional Japanese one, based on competition, dedication to work and your company and seeking social status.
I don’t think that it’s strictly a group of asexual men.

After 10s of googling, I should add they’re also not as keen as other japanese men on spending money and starting family.
And I am apparently wrong about them choosing this name. They’re not exactly a ‘group’ anyway, they don’t have meeting and an agenda. They’re more of a ‘trend’, in that media/society noticed that a certain number of men were acted in a certain way and named them. But they’re not more an homogeneous group than people who build tree-houses or nerds.

Yup, my understanding of the grass eaters is similar to Kyrie’s. It’s not that they’re aces, it’s that they’re bucking the intense pressure of the Japanese norms of competitiveness and status-seeking.

I’d say a lot of projection and insecurity going on there. Basically shrimp-dicked white men who can’t satisfy women and are deathly afraid that if the did somehow get laid one day, the woman might have previously been with a brown skinned man, who the MRA type is sure must have had a large penis and vibrantly enriching sexual technique.

Ironically, you see the same fear from men in most primitive and patriarchal societies, hence their fetishization of virgins, since such women will know even less about sex than they do, unlike real women with real experiences, who are too scary.

re Mags complaint about the post having too many words… one wonders if the actual use of supporting argument is her real complaint. It’s harder for things like, “manboobz lies about us” to be believed when the posts are more than, “In malafide has racists in more than one country”.

Which, while true, is also less mockery, and more just a simple statement of fact.

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