Ugh. It’s the Jailbait subreddit again. If you’ve been following any of the discussions that have recently been swirling around Reddit’s popular subreddit dedicated to the posting of technically-not-child-porn pics of underage girls, you probably ran across the standard Jailbait apologia: The pics there aren’t nude pics, and besides, most of them were originally posted on the internet by the girls themselves. So it’s all good clean fun, I guess.
It’s going to be a little bit harder for the Jailbaiters to use this bullshit argument in the future. A day or so ago, you see, a Jailbaiter calling himself TheContortionist posted a pic of his (alleged) 14-year-old ex-girlfriend’s ass in a thong. Naturally, the regulars demanded more. The OP noted that the only other pics he had of her were nudes.
So literally dozens of the regulars – I counted around 70 in all — begged him to PM the nudes to them. And … apparently he did send some of them the pics, at least according to a r/jailbait moderator with the charming handle I_RAPE_PEOPLE.
I can only hope that some of the requesters were FBI agents.
Here’s a screenshot of the whole disgusting thread (SFW; in an earlier NSFW screenshot posted to Reddit virtually all of the comments you see downvoted here still had net upvotes).
TheContortionist’s post (and the Jailbaiters’ reaction to it) was first brought to the attention of non-pedo Redditors by Me_bender in ShitRedditSays, then brought to the attention of the rest of Reddit by SRS regular HPLovecraft.
Naturally, this being Reddit, the r/jailbait apologists are still insisting that, hey, even though something like 70 people in r/jailbait publicly requested PMs of child porn, this sort of thing is officially frowned upon by the subreddit’s mods, so, you know, not to worry. As CapNRoddy put it:
The existence of r/jailbait does not mean nudes of children. Those are against the rules. Those posters broke the rules.
And then of course there were various iterations of this non-argument, set forth here by im_only_a_dolphin:
You know what I do about /r/jailbait?
I don’t visit it. Bam. Problem solved.
If by “solved” you mean “ignored, because I don’t give a shit about crimes that harm people other than me,” then I guess, yeah, that is “problem solved.”
I’ve been taking these quotes from the sometimes surreal discussion of the issue on the WTF subreddit. That discussion also produced this rather surreal exchange with I_RAPE_PEOPLE, the r/jailbait moderator I mentioned earlier:
Meanwhile, in another discussion of the topic elsewhere on Reddit, voidsong managed to get more than a dozen net upvotes for a comment that attempted to place the blame for the pics in r/jailbait on “daddy’s little angels slutting themselves up and taking pictures in the mirror” (and, of course, their parents).
I can only hope that the authorities are investigating these creeps, and that the Reddit admins are cooperating fully with them.
Is menstruating a word?
MRAL: Seriously, what the hell part of ‘i don’t want to hear about you wanking’ is that fucking difficult? Stop. It. You are creeping me out.
“(Um, would it be wrong of me to genuinely wish for vagina dentata too? That would be a real design improvement.)”
But then all your dildos would end up with teeth marks!
I think you are, at best, peripheral to the wimminz. Brush up on your prepositions while working on the whole plural thing, yeah? Webster wept.
TO A PICTURE OF A WIMMINZ
ftfy
Yes, it’s the height of misandry to wish for vagina dentata. That is, unless you gave men a detachable penis with rocket thrusters on the bottom so it could be shot like a bullet.
Speaking personally, vagina dentata would just even things up 🙁
Make ’em out of whatever they use to make those Kong toys for dogs. ;D
I think the penisa rocketeta may bring parity to the warped gender relations in this country. If a man is driven too far, he has one final defense.
Apropos of nothing, Detachable Penis was a good song.
Like bees have one final defense.
and thanks for putting that song “detachable penis” into my head!
It was actually to a gurl, she was 18. Oops, I’m a pedo, you better call Schwyzer, TOXIC OLDER MAN/YOUNGER WOMAN RELATIONSHIP ALERT
MRAL: Adding ‘a’ to the end of words does not make them more scientific. It makes you look like a fuckwit. FYI.
Agreed! (You didn’t mention that it would be re-tachable, sadly… Now I shall dub thee the “One Hit Wonder.”)
(You’re too quick, Bostonian!)
Also, relationship!?
Going out in one last blaze of
gloryshame and impotence.“It was actually to a gurl, she was 18. Oops, I’m a pedo, you better call Schwyzer, TOXIC OLDER MAN/YOUNGER WOMAN RELATIONSHIP ALERT”
I think MRAL thinks “pedo” means “any older man with a younger woman”. A 35 year old man with a 30 year old girlfriend is totally a pedo. 😛
Goddamnit, the mental picture I keep getting of the “last defense” is still cracking me up! Tea Party rallies just got waaay more interesting and horrifying.
Just remember to unzip your fly BEFORE you launch your ‘final defense’
It just popped into my head for some reason, Magpie, and I thought I would share.
I still don’t get what the big deal is about looking at Facebook photos that THE GIRLS put up. Seriously, it’s the internet, you dumb broad.
BTW, Moewicus, I’m skeptical about that Tiger Beatdown article about Game of Thrones. She spends five paragraphs crowing about she hates these books and YOU CAN’T DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT HAHAHA and you’re a nerd and YOU SUCK!
And then when she actually gets to talking about things, it seems like there is no possible female character that would satisfy her, and she doesn’t take any sort of context or connotation into account. Hell, she even misses most of the actually-problematic aspects of the books because she’s too busy obsessing over “Sansa is prissy!”
Like that classic Lonely Island song “(I Just) Final Defensed in My Pants!”
so you’re disgusted by a body part that enabled you to be here right now posting stupid shit, and you can’t even appreciate said body part for that at least?
look, you’re entitled to not find vaginas attractive, but to speak of them as if they were some sick mistake when they gave you life is really fucking disrespectful. Then again, given your views on women, its not surprising.
and as everyone already mentioned, women like to have sex with men that find them attractive-ALL parts of them attractive. Not that your entitlement was excusable before, but now you really, really do not get to complain that women aren’t having sex with you.
also curious to see how you’d react if a woman described a penis in a similar way. You’d be the first to scream misandry or blame it on our feminist overlords.
http://www.hulu.com/watch/47604/saturday-night-live-snl-digital-short-j-in-my-pants
Just to share the wealth.