Ugh. It’s the Jailbait subreddit again. If you’ve been following any of the discussions that have recently been swirling around Reddit’s popular subreddit dedicated to the posting of technically-not-child-porn pics of underage girls, you probably ran across the standard Jailbait apologia: The pics there aren’t nude pics, and besides, most of them were originally posted on the internet by the girls themselves. So it’s all good clean fun, I guess.
It’s going to be a little bit harder for the Jailbaiters to use this bullshit argument in the future. A day or so ago, you see, a Jailbaiter calling himself TheContortionist posted a pic of his (alleged) 14-year-old ex-girlfriend’s ass in a thong. Naturally, the regulars demanded more. The OP noted that the only other pics he had of her were nudes.
So literally dozens of the regulars – I counted around 70 in all — begged him to PM the nudes to them. And … apparently he did send some of them the pics, at least according to a r/jailbait moderator with the charming handle I_RAPE_PEOPLE.
I can only hope that some of the requesters were FBI agents.
Here’s a screenshot of the whole disgusting thread (SFW; in an earlier NSFW screenshot posted to Reddit virtually all of the comments you see downvoted here still had net upvotes).
TheContortionist’s post (and the Jailbaiters’ reaction to it) was first brought to the attention of non-pedo Redditors by Me_bender in ShitRedditSays, then brought to the attention of the rest of Reddit by SRS regular HPLovecraft.
Naturally, this being Reddit, the r/jailbait apologists are still insisting that, hey, even though something like 70 people in r/jailbait publicly requested PMs of child porn, this sort of thing is officially frowned upon by the subreddit’s mods, so, you know, not to worry. As CapNRoddy put it:
The existence of r/jailbait does not mean nudes of children. Those are against the rules. Those posters broke the rules.
And then of course there were various iterations of this non-argument, set forth here by im_only_a_dolphin:
You know what I do about /r/jailbait?
I don’t visit it. Bam. Problem solved.
If by “solved” you mean “ignored, because I don’t give a shit about crimes that harm people other than me,” then I guess, yeah, that is “problem solved.”
I’ve been taking these quotes from the sometimes surreal discussion of the issue on the WTF subreddit. That discussion also produced this rather surreal exchange with I_RAPE_PEOPLE, the r/jailbait moderator I mentioned earlier:
Meanwhile, in another discussion of the topic elsewhere on Reddit, voidsong managed to get more than a dozen net upvotes for a comment that attempted to place the blame for the pics in r/jailbait on “daddy’s little angels slutting themselves up and taking pictures in the mirror” (and, of course, their parents).
I can only hope that the authorities are investigating these creeps, and that the Reddit admins are cooperating fully with them.
LOL sorry about the confusion. (If you had gone for the keyboard mash it would have been even funnier.)
You’re right, should’ve gone with a “arg;hurahasjh;lk!” or something. ;D
To be a bit clearer, I wasn’t thinking of looking at photographs as a problem in itself. I wondered if you could sort of shift your focus to the photos in preference to humans. Or if you held an orange in one hand whenever you wanked, would you end up attracted to oranges? (Assuming you weren’t have sex as well)
Caution: Naughty words…
In This Thread:
–I learn that I am a homosexual! Shock!
–Molly wonders: Is there a creepy word for boners? Personally, i don’t care for “Chubby!”
–Owlslave: still a creeper. I’m curious: who decided that he was an owl?
–Has Magdelyn really been even go as far as decided to use even go libel?
–Scientists now know what MRAL masturbates to, but have not been able to determine the frequency or average emitted volume. Invest in MRALogy, for a better tomorrow!
–Some doubt that a straight man can hate vaginas. I’ve said it before and will say it again: vaginas can be scary to the male virgin. And with no idea what exactly they taste or feel like, difficult to fantasize about.
–Archaeological Find Confirms: Tiresias World’s First MRA
–Glistening Shaft: Actually, I’m fine with this.
MRAL, I’m confused. Where is “Facebook” even coming from? The adult boyfriend, not the girl, posted the pictures, and he did it on Reddit.
Magpie: probably not so much attracted to oranges as aroused by oranges, which is a different thing. Fortunately the internet is full of women-squeezing-oranges porn.
Sample: (NSFW) http://www.erosblog.com/sex-blog-pictures/freshsqueezed.jpg
Magpie: Probably not so much attracted to oranges as aroused by them. As it happens the internet is just FULL of pics of women squeezing oranges onto their breasts and buttocks so I think that would work out okay.
Previous post eaten for including a link. David, feel free to delete it.
Ugh, “Chubby”. I hate that one.
Can we do euphemisms for breasts too? I hate “tits” but have reluctantly accepted that there’s no way to avoid it. The other one that really annoys me for some reason is “knockers”. Not in an “I’m offended” way so much as in a “this is so ridiculous that it’s killing my libido” way.
Boobies just sounds silly to me.
Goddamn, I stop in just to see what the new post is about and find myself a bumper crop of MRAL fail ripe for harvest. Can we just put a massive asterisk on this whole debate sex debate because MRAL discussing “putting his dick in a vagina” is like a legless camel from the Gobi Desert talking about totally swimming the fuck out of the English Channel.
The major difference being that the legless camel has far more endearing qualities then MRAL.
Honestly though, I don’t think that it’s hate MRAL feels for vaginas, but rather and profound, and likely permanent, blinkered ignorance.
Seriously, between the shitty narcissistic attitude and pathetic “nerd rage” how many times can a kid shoot himself in the foot?
“Good harvest lad”
http://www.foundshit.com/pictures/food/harvest-delivery-03.jpg
Do you pronounce the “oo” in boobies like “zoom” or like “book”?
“Jugs” is pretty awful.
More like the oo in zoom.
@ Cassandra: Puppies. I hate it when people call breasts “puppies.”
@Nova: Oh fuck, me too! I’d forgotten about that one. Gross.
I’m definitely into the wimminz. I know that for sure. In fact I masturbated about five minutes ago, TO A WIMMINZ.
Did you picture her with a cock to make it less icky?
I kind of like “sweater kittens” personally — even my mom was only mildly horrified by that term. ^^
Round here it’s the long “oo” if it’s sexual, and the short “oo” if it’s about feeding babies.
I like cocks and all, but well-designed they ain’t. And you can’t shoot a Ping-Pong ball out of one as a party trick.
Not even a last defense rocket one?
Only if you’re a villain exiting an episode of Pokemon… “Team Penis is blasting off agaaaaaain!”
(Is free-associating a sign I should go to bed?)
I can’t imagine sweater kittens as anything but literal. Just makes me think of kittens playing in a sweater.
Apropos of various things:
http://verydemotivational.memebase.com/2011/10/10/demotivational-posters-vagnas/
@Dracula: I think that’s the part I like about it; I always imagine actual kittens in actual sweaters and it’s adorbs. 🙂