Ugh. It’s the Jailbait subreddit again. If you’ve been following any of the discussions that have recently been swirling around Reddit’s popular subreddit dedicated to the posting of technically-not-child-porn pics of underage girls, you probably ran across the standard Jailbait apologia: The pics there aren’t nude pics, and besides, most of them were originally posted on the internet by the girls themselves. So it’s all good clean fun, I guess.
It’s going to be a little bit harder for the Jailbaiters to use this bullshit argument in the future. A day or so ago, you see, a Jailbaiter calling himself TheContortionist posted a pic of his (alleged) 14-year-old ex-girlfriend’s ass in a thong. Naturally, the regulars demanded more. The OP noted that the only other pics he had of her were nudes.
So literally dozens of the regulars – I counted around 70 in all — begged him to PM the nudes to them. And … apparently he did send some of them the pics, at least according to a r/jailbait moderator with the charming handle I_RAPE_PEOPLE.
I can only hope that some of the requesters were FBI agents.
Here’s a screenshot of the whole disgusting thread (SFW; in an earlier NSFW screenshot posted to Reddit virtually all of the comments you see downvoted here still had net upvotes).
TheContortionist’s post (and the Jailbaiters’ reaction to it) was first brought to the attention of non-pedo Redditors by Me_bender in ShitRedditSays, then brought to the attention of the rest of Reddit by SRS regular HPLovecraft.
Naturally, this being Reddit, the r/jailbait apologists are still insisting that, hey, even though something like 70 people in r/jailbait publicly requested PMs of child porn, this sort of thing is officially frowned upon by the subreddit’s mods, so, you know, not to worry. As CapNRoddy put it:
The existence of r/jailbait does not mean nudes of children. Those are against the rules. Those posters broke the rules.
And then of course there were various iterations of this non-argument, set forth here by im_only_a_dolphin:
You know what I do about /r/jailbait?
I don’t visit it. Bam. Problem solved.
If by “solved” you mean “ignored, because I don’t give a shit about crimes that harm people other than me,” then I guess, yeah, that is “problem solved.”
I’ve been taking these quotes from the sometimes surreal discussion of the issue on the WTF subreddit. That discussion also produced this rather surreal exchange with I_RAPE_PEOPLE, the r/jailbait moderator I mentioned earlier:
Meanwhile, in another discussion of the topic elsewhere on Reddit, voidsong managed to get more than a dozen net upvotes for a comment that attempted to place the blame for the pics in r/jailbait on “daddy’s little angels slutting themselves up and taking pictures in the mirror” (and, of course, their parents).
I can only hope that the authorities are investigating these creeps, and that the Reddit admins are cooperating fully with them.
…MRAL, if you’re trying to tell us you’re either gay or asexual, it’s okay.
Poorly designed intrigues me.
“And I don’t actually tell most people I find vaginas horrendously gross, disgusting, poorly-designed, disease-ridden holes.”
Okay, now you’re just trollin’. But I still feel like MRAL has deep personal issues about sex.
What do you mean how do I get a hard on? I think the wimminz are hot if they’re not ugly and/or old.
Put a bird on it.
I”m trying to imagine what would happen if I got naked with a dude and then displayed clear disgust at the sight of his cock. I can’t imagine that going very well unless he had some very specific kinks.
OFFS, ‘on FB,’ not ‘of FB.’
Look, there are features about the wimminz besides the disgusting fishy thing that is the vagina. I like those things.
” *MRAL mixes up singular/plural forms, disappoints English teachers* ”
Oops, I thought the “it” was referring to his penis. My bad.
“What do you mean how do I get a hard on? I think the wimminz are hot if they’re not ugly and/or old.”
But so many women have vaginas! That’s like me having sex with a man and not liking balls/dick*! Do you just pay attention to them from the waist up?
*Men without balls/dicks are still men, BTW.
MRAL: Again, you act so fucking angry that women won’t sleep with you. With that attitude, I can hardly blame them.
“Look, there are features about the wimminz besides the disgusting fishy thing that is the vagina. I like those things.”
The thing is that if you think the vagina is a “disgusting fishy thing”, we don’t care what else you might like about us, because we don’t like you.
In my opinion, the people here are more obsessed about me being obsessed with my penis than I am obsessed with my penis.
I’d like a design improvement to the vagina – a sphincter to control menstrual flow. No more pads etc, we could just go to the toilet and do number threes.
The vagina is one of the few things that really physically distinguishes cis women from other people, you know… Maybe you just aren’t into women?
Of course, MRAL seems to like young girls okay, so maybe he’s just scared of sexually mature adult women? Are we back to talking about Freud again, ala the other thread? :p
Obligatory Jason Momoa:
http://i.techrepublic.com.com/gallery/6217643-800-1202.jpg
Also, someone who for spoiler’s sake will not be named was a pretty raging asshole until he got his hand cut off. Your path is clear, MRAL.
I don’t care about your penis. I’m just confused about how you don’t find vaginas attractive and still want to date someone who has one.
Attraction: how the fuck does it work?
you know you came out of a vagina right? just sayin’….
Snap! I don’t like his attitude toward women, but he really is lovely. And Ronon was one of the awesomest characters on SG:A.
“I’d like a design improvement to the vagina – a sphincter to control menstrual flow. No more pads etc, we could just go to the toilet and do number threes.”
Magpie: THIS IS GENIUS.
I’m definitely into the wimminz. I know that for sure. In fact I masturbated about five minutes ago, TO A WIMMINZ.
Or we could stop the whole menstruation thing… other mammals seem to get by just fine, somehow. Meh.
(Um, would it be wrong of me to genuinely wish for vagina dentata too? That would be a real design improvement.)
Yeah, Quackers, I know. It’s really gross. I’m glad I can’t remember it.
True, not menstruating would be better.