Ugh. It’s the Jailbait subreddit again. If you’ve been following any of the discussions that have recently been swirling around Reddit’s popular subreddit dedicated to the posting of technically-not-child-porn pics of underage girls, you probably ran across the standard Jailbait apologia: The pics there aren’t nude pics, and besides, most of them were originally posted on the internet by the girls themselves. So it’s all good clean fun, I guess.
It’s going to be a little bit harder for the Jailbaiters to use this bullshit argument in the future. A day or so ago, you see, a Jailbaiter calling himself TheContortionist posted a pic of his (alleged) 14-year-old ex-girlfriend’s ass in a thong. Naturally, the regulars demanded more. The OP noted that the only other pics he had of her were nudes.
So literally dozens of the regulars – I counted around 70 in all — begged him to PM the nudes to them. And … apparently he did send some of them the pics, at least according to a r/jailbait moderator with the charming handle I_RAPE_PEOPLE.
I can only hope that some of the requesters were FBI agents.
Here’s a screenshot of the whole disgusting thread (SFW; in an earlier NSFW screenshot posted to Reddit virtually all of the comments you see downvoted here still had net upvotes).
TheContortionist’s post (and the Jailbaiters’ reaction to it) was first brought to the attention of non-pedo Redditors by Me_bender in ShitRedditSays, then brought to the attention of the rest of Reddit by SRS regular HPLovecraft.
Naturally, this being Reddit, the r/jailbait apologists are still insisting that, hey, even though something like 70 people in r/jailbait publicly requested PMs of child porn, this sort of thing is officially frowned upon by the subreddit’s mods, so, you know, not to worry. As CapNRoddy put it:
The existence of r/jailbait does not mean nudes of children. Those are against the rules. Those posters broke the rules.
And then of course there were various iterations of this non-argument, set forth here by im_only_a_dolphin:
You know what I do about /r/jailbait?
I don’t visit it. Bam. Problem solved.
If by “solved” you mean “ignored, because I don’t give a shit about crimes that harm people other than me,” then I guess, yeah, that is “problem solved.”
I’ve been taking these quotes from the sometimes surreal discussion of the issue on the WTF subreddit. That discussion also produced this rather surreal exchange with I_RAPE_PEOPLE, the r/jailbait moderator I mentioned earlier:
Meanwhile, in another discussion of the topic elsewhere on Reddit, voidsong managed to get more than a dozen net upvotes for a comment that attempted to place the blame for the pics in r/jailbait on “daddy’s little angels slutting themselves up and taking pictures in the mirror” (and, of course, their parents).
I can only hope that the authorities are investigating these creeps, and that the Reddit admins are cooperating fully with them.
*adjusts dress*
*adjusts neckline*
*adjusts dress*
…What? I’m a female character, just keeping it real. 😀 (Later I plan on having an all-topless meeting, because that’s what women do, and then I will join Rand’s harem. Because this series wasn’t total author wish-fulfillment or anything… ;p)
MRAL: My vulva is not a gash and I will thank you kindly to refrain from referring to it as such. Seem to recall that getting you on moderation last time, too.
Well I am outta here.
Be sure to tell all the young girls to snap nude photos of themselves and pass them around for men to look at. Reassure them they did nothing wrong and they are totally innocent. Console them and tell them all the bad men who look will be arrested.
“But yes, dicks are way better than gashes.”
But can you break walnuts with your dick? I use mine to hide valuables. 😀
We still talking about your dick? “Hilarious” yes, “gigantic” no.
If penises are “better” than vaginas when why do you pursue sex with women, MRAL? Doesn’t seem very logical.
Look, I just think vaginas are disgusting body parts. It’s not a judgement on the people who have them, those people usually also have bewbs, which are great body parts.
Are you sure you’re 19? Most boys have hit puberty by then, and the heterosexual ones even start liking girls.
“*adjusts dress*
“*adjusts neckline*
“*adjusts dress*
“…What? I’m a female character, just keeping it real. :D”
Holy cow, Bagelsan, you just brought back the memories. There are descriptions he wrote of dresses with decorative-openings-right-over-the-cleavage that I can still remember to this day.
And what’s so wrong with whacking it to girls’ Facebook photos? If someone did that to my photos, even a dude, I’d be flattered.
You’re welcome, Rutee!
Since the Aeneid and fantasy books are on topic*, I would recommend Ursula Le Guin’s book Lavinia, which I recently read. Pretty darn good, like a lot of Le Guin’s work, although there’s some possibly problematic stuff about homosexuality.
*THEY’RE ON TOPIC NOW IT COUNTS
“Look, I just think vaginas are disgusting body parts. It’s not a judgement on the people who have them, those people usually also have bewbs, which are great body parts.”
Why the anger at women who all supposedly fuck alphas then? if you think vaginas are disgusting, why do you care about the dicks of other men that go in them?
Bless his heart, that man really really liked boobs, and was almost charmingly naively straightforward about it. ^^
Hey, man, everyone is entitled to their opinion. In the same spirit of acceptance I’m sure you’ll be happy totally cool with the fact that since most people don’t find it sexy when someone finds their body parts disgusting, this means that the vast majority of women will never want to sleep with you.
I mean, I like to put my dick in vaginas, but I don’t want to look at it.
“Look, I just think vaginas are disgusting body parts. It’s not a judgement on the people who have them, those people usually also have bewbs, which are great body parts.”
… strangely, two gay college students I used to know told me the same thing when I asked them why they went for girls’ boobs at parties. I wasn’t sure what to make of that.
Nothing’s wrong with it, it’s just sad that that’s what you have to brag about. “Damning with faint praise” and all that, and self-inflicted to boot.
“I mean, I like to put my dick in vaginas, but I don’t want to look at it.”
Shame that the fact that you find them disgusting means that most women won’t even consider allowing you to do so, then.
MRAL: No one here wants to know about you wanking habits, dammit! STFU about them already, please. Or better yet, write to Penthouse about your habit of wanking to pictures of possibly-underage girls on FB. I’m sure they’ll be very interested.
And I don’t actually tell most people I find vaginas horrendously gross, disgusting, poorly-designed, disease-ridden holes. That’s just my personal opinion.
*MRAL stabs blindly, disappoints all involved*
*MRAL mixes up singular/plural forms, disappoints English teachers*
“I mean, I like to put my dick in vaginas, but I don’t want to look at it.”
MRAL, how does this even work? How do you get a hard-on around a woman at all?
(Sorry, KathleenB!)
Hey, I personally know all my Facebook friends, so I know I have never masturbated to underage girls (well, okay, girls under, say 16).
Trust me, sweetie, they can tell.
Yet you act all angry and surprised when women won’t sleep with you. Have you considered that there might be a connection? Or do you talk about wanking to random pictures of FB (seriously? you can access actual porn for free, you know) on the first date? Because that would sure as fuck send ME screaming for the exit.