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Kitty break: The Aristoc(r)at

 

It’s been kind of a, well, wearying week here at Man Boobz, what with all the Breivik and all. So here’s a cat wearing a top hat, which I found here.

For more adorable, and probably non-misogynistic animals, check out this thread in the Man Boobz forum.

 

27 replies on “Kitty break: The Aristoc(r)at”

Kitty mating practices are a bit problematic, with the barbed penis and all.

But who am I to tell lady kitties (or rather, female kitties, as kitties have no concept of gender) what they like? If the kitty consents, that is zer business.

Two things, Holly. One: I do think “problematic” is an accurate term, when the young lovers are outside my bedroom window at night, as they so often are, no matter what the consent situation is.

Two: I feel dumb for admitting this, but I think my one dog rapes my other dog. I AM SERIOUS. Is that okay? I AM STILL SERIOUS!

Wow, three comments in and I’m already talking about dog rape. Amazing.

Well…I did just see an utterly bizarre “sell your gold” commercial…that was pretty distracting from the terrible news this week.

In the previous thread, VS said in NO UNCERTAIN TERMS that dog rape was bad.

Sometimes you have to stand up for your principles, even if those principles are not popular. I mean, no one knows better than I do how sexy some puppies are.

OK, I officially apologize for making this known as the “Dog-rape thread.”

No really, even as a zombie i am normally not that twisted. However, it does provide a nice counterpoint to the racism batshit that has infested the prior thread.

when the young lovers are outside my bedroom window at night, as they so often are, no matter what the consent situation is.

judging by the sounds, consent is problematic at best. Or else I do not comprehend the kitty safeword.

Well, dammit, Bee, I am sorry but it may be that we are establishing

PEACE AND FREEDOM AND NO DOG RAPE

a a common sign here on Manboobz.

I actually hope it helps you with your crazy dogs, as well as making David K Meller a bit crazy. Which, as I see it, is a worthwhile endeavor.

When VS renames Dudeskull as Johnny Rotten McDonald Viciouliscious Slayer, that’s fucking bad-ass.

That would be badass. Don’t know how well it would go over with The Fam. They are rather fond of “Evan.” Squares.

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