So have you been following this whole
#HowToSpotAFeminist thing on the Tweeter? The hashtag was started a couple of days ago by some right-wing radio dudes as an excuse to say mean things about feminism. By yesterday it had turned into a monster, with some feminists jumping in to try to combat the forces of darkness; as I write this at 7:28 AM Wednesday it’s still going strong.
Happily, the hashtag is proving to be very educational. So I would like to share with you The top 10 shocking “truths” about feminism I’ve learned from #HowToSpotAFeminist. You may want to take notes, as some of them are truly shocking indeed.
1) Feminists are fat and ugly with stinky, hairy armpits and no one likes them
#HowToSpotAFeminist – Usually fat & ugly, always inherently unlikeable, supremely hypocritical, snarky, annoying, deluded, intransigent.
— Paul Joseph Watson (@PrisonPlanet) May 5, 2015
#HowToSpotAFeminist Overweight hairy ugly smelly sack of shit
— TechEFX (@TechEFX) May 5, 2015
#HowToSpotAFeminist find an ugly, stupid, hairy, fat girl who talks too much and doesn't wear enough makeup to cover her ugly face
— orz (@rozrabbani) May 5, 2015
#HowToSpotAFeminist Boobs hanging to her waist, ugly as sin, manners of a pig, hasn't had a date in 25 years, Pro-choice, Anti-Death Penalty
— gardenofthegodsن (@gardenofthegods) May 6, 2015
#HowToSpotAFeminist Hasnt shaved in months, smells nasty and is usually fat & ugly.
— Indian Meninist (@IndianMeninist) May 5, 2015
Ugly. Has sex for validation rather than pleasure. Broken inside. Cries at night. Can't get any of the men they want. #HowToSpotAFeminist
— Jeremy Steyer (@JeremySteyer) May 6, 2015
#HowToSpotAFeminist You dont usually spot them first, you will usually smell them coming.
— Zooperduper (@ZooperDuper) May 6, 2015
#HowToSpotAFeminist that unmistakeable gamey smell of pumpkin spice and untrimmed armpit hair b.o.
— The Duck (@jokeocracy) May 5, 2015
#HowToSpotAFeminist look for the dyed and braided armpit hair. There's also no mistaking the smell.
— Jessie Ramsey (@JRamsey323) May 6, 2015
— Shaenon K. Garrity (@shaenongarrity) May 6, 2015
Oh, wait, I think that last one is a ringer.
2) Feminists have smelly vaginas that may contain sand, cobwebs
Their vagina smells like their asshole because of the shit that comes from the inside flies right out their mouths. #HowToSpotAFeminist
— MG_SNAKE (@VenomIsLust) May 6, 2015
#HowToSpotAFeminist She says no when I ask if I can smell her vagina. Doesn't matter, it was probably her feet making that stench anyway.
— Bizarro! Gojira! (@BizarroGodzilla) May 5, 2015
#HowToSpotAFeminist when you see the cobwebs and dust accumulated on her vagina due to years of no action
— Hood Uber Facts (@ComputerThug) May 5, 2015
3) These ugly, fat, hairy, feminists with stinky armpits and cobweb-filled vaginas sometimes resort to ad hominem instead of serious man logic
— Agent Smith (@HeroOfCanton42) May 6, 2015
Anyone that uses ad hominem attacks when arguing against a white male. #HowToSpotAFeminist
— Bill Nihilist (@BigDadStankDick) May 6, 2015
4) Feminists are Jews, or they’re controlled by Jews, or, I dunno, something to do with Jews
#HowToSpotAFeminist by her Jew Hair
— AntiRacist Hitler (@AntiRHitler) May 6, 2015
— QuantumBIOS (@QuantumBios) May 5, 2015
5) Feminists don’t know what “real feminism” is, and need to have some doofus on the internet who refers to women as “cumsluts” explain it to them
#HowToSpotAFeminist They are the strident malcontents focused on imaginary oppression and petty complaints. They are NOT real feminists
— Peter Deacon (@AmerPatriot1) May 6, 2015
— Trump Does Christmas (@TsundereRager) May 5, 2015
6) Feminists think they are equal to men, even though they sometimes need to have things repaired
She can't fix a computer, change a tire, or lift more than 40lbs, but she thinks she should be treated equally anyway #HowToSpotAFeminist
— Christopher Cantwell (@voteforcantwell) May 5, 2015
#HowToSpotAFeminist she's the one talking about "toxic masculinity", but has her car towed to the mechanic when it breaks down.
— Jessie Ramsey (@JRamsey323) May 6, 2015
7) Feminists for some weird reason think that rape is bad even though they’re so ugly no one would even want to rape them
— JE$U$ 0F $UBURBIA (@MARTYM0NDAYS) May 6, 2015
— SnarkyCalvinCoolidge (@Southern_PUNdit) May 6, 2015
Often in a state of frenzy, either because they are due for a feeding or because some guy just threatened to rape them. #HowToSpotAFeminist
— Maggie O'Leary (@olearyos) May 6, 2015
— Bisex Master (@bisex_master) May 6, 2015
#HowToSpotAFeminist They'll make themselves as sexually unappealing as possible and still believe that every man wants to rape them.
— Rachel Edwards (@naughty_nerdess) May 6, 2015
8) Feminists aren’t real women, possibly because they don’t like Hitler enough
Real women aren't feminists, they're too busy getting on with the business of being free and equal to be mad at nonsense #HowToSpotAFeminist
— Steve Vanden-Eykel (@impossiblebones) May 5, 2015
#HowToSpotAFeminist the ones who don't understand real women don't need them. We already have it all.
— me (@rentrikin) May 5, 2015
9) They have kept alive by men for all of human life and still are with male taxes.In 40years of feminism only assault men
10) Whatever the hell is going on here
— H*nnah W*llen (@Oneiorosgrip) May 6, 2015