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Incel brain genius: Approach women on their periods because they feel ugly and will lower their standards

Hey, I’m bleedin’ here!

Another genius idea from the incel brain squad.

Approaching Girls on their period.
 Thread starterneetmaxxed  Start dateSunday at 10:57 PM
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Saw a post related to this and I was wondering if any of you brocels have tried it. Women are statistically less attractive while mensturating versus during ovulation. This theory makes sense as their would be no reason for a woman to look attractive when not in her prime fertility window. This could help normiecels alot because women would otherwise want to fuck chad would lower their standards. I also don't know the best way to tell if a girl you interested in is on the rag.

I can’t see any flaws in this logic.

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.45
21 days ago

I just gotta say: They joined less than a month ago and already have a hundred and eight posts to their name? What do these people do with their time? Just live on these forums? Oh, right, they do…

GSS ex-noob
GSS ex-noob
20 days ago

Ugh. And stupid/ignorant. Also — and this will surprise boy loser– many women don’t have periods for varying reasons, but they still manage to look attractive.

In happier news, I really like today’s mammoth. Not sure how he types with those big feet; maybe his trunk would be better, or his employer should give him a larger keyboard. But he’s an adorable cartoon.

Donna G
Donna G
20 days ago

Okay so I was unfamiliar with ‘normiecel’ and spent 20 minutes in that rabbit hole and it seems that incels are realistically aware men’s attractiveness is highly relevant in the dating market and also furiously wanting that reality to go away,

Victorious Parasol
Victorious Parasol
20 days ago

Not everybody who has a period reacts the same way. I had weepy emotional periods, but I also had periods where I was willing to chew through steel if that’s what it took to get what I wanted. The daughter of a friend of ours was known to get on the schoolbus and growl at everybody. (Last I heard, she was still happily married to a man as tough as she is – a real battle couple.)

Ashley
Ashley
20 days ago

I checked my email and saw the title of this entry and just about died laughing. Today was the first day of my period and I can only imagine some mother*er trying to hit on me… and lemme tell you, I feel sorry for that hypothetical dude.

Ashley
Ashley
20 days ago

@Victorious Parasol You summed it up perfectly.

opposablethumbs
opposablethumbs
20 days ago

The thing I like about this (and by “like” I mean am gobsmacked by the sheer levels of dumb) is the combo of “less attractive” and “I don’t know the best way to tell”.

Didn’t you just claim (a mere two-and-a-half sentences ago) that there was a readily perceptible characteristic? So how come you can’t tell, pal?

Yup, absolutely flawless.

Lizzie
Lizzie
20 days ago

@opposable thumbs – it is alarming that even within their own hamster ball world, (having never spoken to a woman or knowing anything whatsoever about bodily functions) these incels still can’t think up delusional ideas that are internally consistent.

KMB
KMB
20 days ago

Weird. I don’t feel less attractive right now, just annoyed by the cramps…

Robert Haynie
Robert Haynie
20 days ago

D. Futrelle said:

I can’t see any flaws in this logic.

Which is fair enough. I can’t see any logic in those flaws, so I guess we have some balance there.

happy cat
happy cat
20 days ago

Even if that stupid theory was true, how can you tell if a woman is on her period or not? Do they try to look into their pockets or purses to see if they carry tampons? Ridiculous!

Kat, ambassador, feminist revolution (in exile)
Kat, ambassador, feminist revolution (in exile)
20 days ago

Brocels, there is definitely a super secret way to ask a woman if she’s on her period without her slapping you or yelling at you or even glaring at you. Sorry, but only other women and Chads know this magic trick. No incel will ever find out. Cry me a fuckin’ river.

Viscaria
Viscaria
20 days ago

Hello, female who does not know her place. I see you are looking especially ugly today. Since I assume that means you’re on your period, will you give me the sex you owe me?

milotha
milotha
20 days ago

Even they admit they are low value men.

MetallicMoon
MetallicMoon
20 days ago

Truthfully, I do feel rather gross when I’m on the rag, but I’d be less receptive to come-ons from strangers, not more.

GSS ex-noob
GSS ex-noob
20 days ago

Also, I’m betting the incels wouldn’t want to have sex with a woman on her period, because periods are icky girl things and they don’t like icky girl things.

@Vicky P: This! Hitting on a woman who has her period can be hazardous to men’s health. Some women will be practically bedridden during their periods, so incels won’t even be able to see them.

The Mr. and I had only been together about 6 weeks when I was stricken by a surprise period. Without a protest, he went to the 7-11 next to his apartment and bought me supplies and gave me aspirin, chocolate, and a hot water bottle, and we watched TV.

No incel would ever do that, at least not without heavy whining and complaining and general unpleasantness. Not that that differs much from their usual mien.
(I’m here all week, don’t try the veal, it’s very cruel to the baby sheep.)

NIazah
NIazah
19 days ago

He’s got it all wrong. I get super-horny in the 2-day window between the rage and despair of PMDD and the intense pain and torrential bleeding of fibroids and endometriosis once my period starts. I quite possibly would have sex with any consenting adult who showed up at my door during that 2-day window. But am I attractive enough? Who knows! The incels are NOT gonna like my blue hair and pronouns!

Full Metal Ox
Full Metal Ox
19 days ago

@GSS ex-noob:

The Mr. and I had only been together about 6 weeks when I was stricken by a surprise period. Without a protest, he went to the 7-11 next to his apartment and bought me supplies and gave me aspirin, chocolate, and a hot water bottle, and we watched TV.

Yup—that one sounds like a keeper.

(And I’m reminded of this Steven Universe fancomic. If you’re not familiar with the show:

Steven is a superheroic hybrid being raised by his father, and then by agender but feminine-presenting sapient humanoid gems of his mother’s species.

Gems have the ability to fuse into a compound being—the embodiment of a relationship, which can be comradely, friendly, romantic, abusive, or a thousand and three other things. Steven and his human girlfriend Connie discovered quite by accident that they could fuse, into a tall, gorgeous, and athletic non-binary person they named Stevonnie. (Stevonnie is adult-appearing, looking older than their components’ ages of 14 and 12,)

Here’s how Steven undertakes to comfort Connie during Aunt Flo’s visit (scroll down):

http://web.archive.org/web/20150709103312/https://jenkuhaha.tumblr.com/post/123317336209/jenkuhaha-it-doesnt-matter-if-stevens-moms

Dave
Dave
18 days ago

I suppose “normiecel” are the incel who are only misogynist jerks, as opposed to the ones who are mass shooters, but I really have no idea.

Tigerheart
Tigerheart
18 days ago

When I still had periods (chemotherapy, radiotherapy and tamoxifen appear to have put paid to those) I was always extra frisky once I got past the first couple of days of cramps and pain. This feeling would not make incels any more attractive to me. Also GSS ex-noob hits the nail on the head – a messy leaking woman would just freak them out. Amazing how they can consistently mangle their own demented attempts at logic.

GSS ex-noob
GSS ex-noob
16 days ago

I had that super-horny thing right before the period too. Which was good for helping with cramps. That time is almost the least-fertile, so certainly women aren’t looking to get knocked up then.

@FM Ox: Aww, cute cartoon. The Mr’s extremely good behavior was after one of those pre-period super horny spells, but I wasn’t expecting the blood for at least another day.

Francis
Francis
9 days ago

I am on my period and less attractive coz I am in to much pain and discomfort to bother with doing my hair, makeup etc. But I also am in to much pain to put up with incelbullshit

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