So here’s a lovely little screenshot making the rounds on Reddit, featuring a fellow with some very bad advice for men considering marriage.
Wait, you’re teaching her “vocabulary and maths?” How young is she? Are you talking about marrying a 5th grader?
Let’s assume, for the sake of the argument, that she’s at least 18, just a tad undereducated. But if you marry her at 18, she’s only got, what, 8 years before she becomes old and chunky milk? Are you supposed to divorce her when she hits 25? Did Leonardo DiCaprio write this?
I took a look at this guy’s twitter — or tried to anyway — to see if he had any further thoughts on the matter. But it was suspended. I wonder if it was because of these tweets, or if he said something even worse that we don’t know about. I shudder to think.
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