So over on the Antifeminists subreddit, I found this guy, with a very specific set of worries about contemporary women, all of which seem to involve the specter of a man with a large penis and six-pack abs.
A man with a large penis and six pack abs, huh?
In a followup comment, AntinatalismTrue reaffirmed his man with a large penis and six packs theory of female sexuality.
You have to understand that women are far more sexual than men are. Also, you have to understand that women are far more sexual when it comes to men with six pack abs and a decent size penis. If a woman is at a bachelorette party, she is going to cheat, especially if the man in question has a six pack abs and a decent size penis.
Dude, who hurt you? Was it a man with six pack abs and a large penis?
What is this preoccupation with men with six pack abs and a large penis?
Damn, now you’ve got me saying it.
Anyway, I’m now being told this whole “women giving bjs and handies to strippers at bachelorette parties” is a thing in porn. One of the commenters in the thread explains:
I think you’ve been watching that weird Dancing Bear bachelorette party porn too much because they don’t all go out and have sex with dudes …
I wonder how AntinatalismTrue feels about women who order “sausage pizzas” (nudge nudge, wink wink say no more). Or call up plumbers to come by with, er, a big “pipe” (hint, hint) to “fix her plumbing” (say no more). Or when a computer technician comes by her cubicle to “swap out her RAM.”
Wait, that last one might be a real thing. I mean, he may actually swap out her RAM. Or maybe it’s a woman technician, did you think of that you sexist. I can’t operate on that RAM. It’s my son.
In any case, AntinatalismTrue does seem to be an object lesson in what happens with people who think porn clips, even the very silly ones, are documentaries.
I also have a sneaking suspicion that he might be a troll, though a quick glance at his comment history suggests he’s probably at least mostly sincere, maybe.
Either way, fellas, keep a eye out for men with large penises and six pack abs, because obviously they’re up to no good, especially if they’re delivering “sausage pizza” to your RAM.
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