“Woke” remains one of the right’s favorite buzzwords. It means everything and nothing and can be used to describe anything.
So I thought I’d take another one of my periodic look-sees at some things that are being defined as “woke” these days by right wing twitterers.
People complaining about dangerously hot weather:
Most brands of seasoning:
Democrats, who are also socialists, despite all the evidence to the contrary.
People who want kids in public schools to learn anything other than science and math.
Whoever you want harassed for being too darn liberal:
The armed forces, which might be planning on shooting you if you’re not woke too:
People who might want to milk bulls for some reason:
The new Lord of the Rings TV series from Disney+:
Giant gay corporations:
People who produce comics that are “woke sjw feminist bullshit.”
People who insert “woke sjw bullcrap” into movies and TV.
People who call Darth Vader sexist, because apparently there’s some kind of debate going on about this:
And finally, speaking of Star Wars:
Unfortunately, thinking is also woke.
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