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Dating “is like being the father of a girl you just so happen to have sex with,” and other creepy thoughts from some crypto dude

“Slippery Rick” is a crypto dude on Twitter. He also has opinions about women.

Yikes. And we’re just getting started.

I don’t know if this dude is in any sense real, or just a devoted troll. He’s at least … creative?

Huh. This guy is either a complete troll or an asipring serial killer.

A quick twitter search reveals that he’s got a LOT of other opinions about women.

While collectively these tweets smell strongly of troll, individually they don’t seem much weirder or more extreme than, say, a post on Incels.is that I know to be sincere.

Oh look, a little poll.

OK, now we’re just getting silly:

Rick also offers us some tantalizing details from his alleged dating life. Big emphasis on the “alleged.”

Here he explains himself in a little more detail, though I’m pretty sure none of this is true.

Here he talks about his attempts to gain more followers by pretending to be a woman.

To the best of my knowledge he has not done this — yet. Stay tuned, I guess.

H/T — r/IncelsInAction

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SpecialFFrog
SpecialFFrog
1 month ago

Manosphere dwellers usually have a dubious grasp of biology but this guy’s apparently includes a soul.

Victorious Parasol
Victorious Parasol
1 month ago

It says something that my first thought is to wonder if he understands the difference between a nipple and an areola.

Anonymous
Anonymous
1 month ago

His ideal woman appears to be a Fleshlight with a voice synthesizer. Which is kind of pathetic even by the standards of the people we usually see here.

Cyborgette
Cyborgette
1 month ago

Okay yeah I shouldn’t have read any of these. Especially before dinner. No fucking thank you.

GSS ex-noob
GSS ex-noob
1 month ago

@Anonymous: What you said.

I bet we can guess what he was in prison for, if that isn’t made up too.

Dave
Dave
1 month ago

I bet we can guess what he was in prison for, if that isn’t made up too.

I suspect you are right. Hopefully, his parole officer is keeping up with his twitter.

Trying
Trying
1 month ago

The thing with guys like sick Rick is they want posts like this. They crave this kind of attention. When we go into how gross he is, he eats it up with relish. The only way to win is not to play, unless you have a way to embarrass him into hanging it up and, I don’t know, going to school instead.

Catalpa
Catalpa
1 month ago

Personally I’m just deeply disturbed by the combination of the tweet implying he has a daughter, and the one saying that dating a woman is like having sex with your daughter. (Presumably the intended meaning of the latter tweet is that women are needy and childlike, so actually being in a relationship with one instead of only using them for sex is functionally similar to adopting a child. But the fact he chose that sequence of words to convey the message instead of a more standard “don’t give women your money or affection” spiel is concerning).

I sincerely hope this dude is just some troll.

Viscaria
Viscaria
1 month ago

Okay but now I really want to change my life and observe how my nipples change.

milotha
milotha
1 month ago

The only way this guy is getting laid is if he goes back to prison.

Last edited 1 month ago by milotha
Weasel-Rah
Weasel-Rah
1 month ago

Imagine, for mathematical purposes,a perfectly spherical woman.

personalpest
personalpest
1 month ago

Out of all these horrors, one line leapt out at me:

(you cannot leave the hotel building)

Robert Haynie
Robert Haynie
1 month ago

I’m not certain this… entity (I hesitate to use the word person, for once) is a part of the manosphere, really.

Hell, I’m not certain he;s part of the geosphere.

As in, what planet is he from?

Kat, ambassador, feminist revolution (in exile)
Kat, ambassador, feminist revolution (in exile)
1 month ago

Someone who is this desperate for us to focus on them is advertising that they have an inadequate inner life. They require our attention because they don’t give themselves attention. Rx: meditation.

Not Edward
Not Edward
1 month ago

I think this is a parody troll: anyone else notice he’s added in the detail that he’s appateny living in his mom’s basement? It’s surely too perfectly hitting every cliché going to be real?

occasional reader
occasional reader
1 month ago

a beautiful inviting neat vagina that doubles as a mouth for her to communicate

Vagina Monologues ?
And also the part with his text to the so colled Isabella : she would not be able to leave the hotel for 5 days ? What is it, masked abduction ?

Now, as David said, maybe it is a troll. I mean, the part where the guy said he went to vent to his mommy and should he let her make a voice message just smell like a trolly thing, no ?
If not, this is deeply pathetic.

happy cat
happy cat
1 month ago

So, he’s not interested in women’s faces, souls or opinions, only in vaginas?

I suggest he buys a vagina-shaped sex toy and he stops interacting with women.

Buttercup Q. Skullpants
Buttercup Q. Skullpants
1 month ago

A Twitter account that is a magnet for woman-haters lost 200 followers when his profile turned into a woman? Such a mystery.

It doesn’t really matter whether he’s a troll or not. This is how far-right beliefs get laundered into the mainstream.

milotha
milotha
1 month ago

My real guess on this is its an AI bot account feed manosphere and incel crap. There is a set of computer savvy guys generating these to get clicks and reactions for their twitter money stream. They are basically monetizing hatred of women, anger, and politics. Its end stage crapitalism.

Jazzlet
Jazzlet
1 month ago

@ Viscaria

In case you really want to know . . .

Pregnancy changes nipples and aureola darkening both, and making the nipples larger. As far as I know that’s it, but I would be happy to learn there are more changes.

Robert Haynie
Robert Haynie
1 month ago

As you may have noticed, the fellow in question has changed his username from Slippery Rick to $LUNC DAO (whatever he fuck that means).

… Seriously. The fuck does that mean? At least Slippery Rick sounded somewhat coherent, like a 1930’s con man/petty criminal, but $Lunc Dao? What even is that?

It doesn’t seem to be an improvement. I wonder if names will change again?

Jazzlet
Jazzlet
1 month ago

@ occassional reader

Vagina Monologues ?

Hah, very good.

Dalillama
1 month ago

@Robert Haynie
Lunc is a cryptocurrency, DAO is an acronym that means people attached to a particular cryptocurrency.

Lakitha K Tolbert
Lakitha K Tolbert
1 month ago

Weasel-Rah:
Well in the movie Slither there is a perfectly spherical woman but I don’t thionk she’d be very interesting to him as her body was full of the kind of space worms that burrow into a person’s head and take over their body.

Now, that would either cure him of the space worm already living in his head, or it would improve his general character. Pick one!

Last edited 1 month ago by Lakitha K Tolbert
Alan Robertshaw
1 month ago

@ Lakitha K Tolbert

there is a perfectly spherical woman

Was she in a vacuum? Is this what physicists put as their Tinder preferences?

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