Vaginas can be a bit confusing, for those who don’t have them and even for some who do. That doesn’t stop some of the most confused men from confidently offering up their dubious wisdom on the subject, often in online conversations with actual vagina-havers. Call it Vaginasplaining.
Here are a few recent examples of this curious phenomenon; I found them by perusing Reddit’s BadWomen’sAnatomy and NotHowGirlsWork subreddits.
Vaginas can detect when a new dick enters them, and each one causes her to age six months.
Dude, the clit and the vagina are NOT THE SAME THING. Also, vaginas don’t work like that.
Dudes with big dicks knock a woman’s “pleasure spot” into the farthest reaches of the vagina, where no small dick can go.
Women can simply squeeze themselves like a toothpaste tube to push all of their icky period stuff out. Ts da! No more period.
Vaginas adapt themselves to the shape of every dick that enters them on a regular basis, like memory foam.
Dudes, is it too much to ask for you to just shut up when you clearly know nothing about the subject at hand? I guess it is.
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