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Worst Uber alternative ever

cat driving a car
By contrast, this is the best Uber alternative ever

Here’s a fellow with new take on the old slogan “gas, grass or ass.”

I have 3 jobs, ask me. Griffith University A Lives in Alexandra Hills 0 38 kilometres away 
About me 
If you ever need a ride home from work, save your money send me a message I'll come and pick you up and take you home. All I ask for in return is that you suck me off and let me play with you during the trip, the goal is to make me cum before we arrive at your destination otherwise I get to fuck you to finish off

The one thing that makes this a little more bearable is the virtual certainty that he has never gotten a positive response to this Tinder profile.

H/T — r/NiceGuys; I disguised the guy’s face in the pic.

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Surplus to Requirements
Surplus to Requirements
2 months ago


Otherwise I’d just have to hike everywhere, or occasionally take a bus, not sure which was worse.

Clearly, you’ve never had to deal with Ottawa’s infamous No-See Transpo, or that would have been a no-brainer. 🙂

Queen of the Harpies
Queen of the Harpies
2 months ago


They see it as beneath their dignity (I struggled to write that) to pay for such services, or think about their partner’s needs or wants in any way.


Lol, that bad, huh? I’ve only been to Canada a couple of times, with a friend who had a car so we could avoid that whole unpleasantness.

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