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The proper way to drink your girlfriend’s Diet Coke

Ok, so the best case scenario here is that, despite the “Serious” tag, this is some kind of joke, because if not, what the hell, man?

Can I drink diet coke out of my girlfriends womb? 
Okay so the cervix is water tight right? So if the womb if filled with diet coke. and I insert a straw inside, and it pokes out on the outside. Could I legit drink diet coke out of my girlfriend? Is it like a water bladder?

Pardon me a moment while I scream. (Much like this.)

Ok, now. The second least worst interpretation is that Diet Coke boy has confused the vagina and the uterus. That is, he doesn’t want to fill up her literal womb with diet cola, just the vagina.

I’m not sure that’s much better.

Maybe this gif of a famous Diet Coke fan drinking like a normal human will help to quiet your mind.

That didn’t help? Sorry, I’m just ruing everyone’s internet today, huh?

H/T — Terrible screenshot courtesy of the BadWomensAnatomy subreddit.

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Weird (and tired of trumplings) Eddie
Weird (and tired of trumplings) Eddie
4 months ago

as I’ve said WAAAAYYYYY too many times on these pages…

DOUBLE-YOO TEE EFF?????

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