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No wonder Chad’s dick fell off

NOTE: Not this particular Chad

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By David Futrelle

This Chad guy the incels talk about all the time? He’s apparently a very busy guy, devoting many hours a day, every day, to partying in his pants with virtually every woman who crosses his path, whether she’s a Stacey or not.

At least that’s what this guy says, and why would I doubt him?

cuckboah 3 points 22 hours ago Why settle for anything? Fuck Stacy while she's around and fuck Becky when she isn't. Chad fucks like you jerk off. He fucking does it multiple times a day. Every day. He fucks more in a month than your dad has ever fucked, and your dad has fucked more in a month than you've ever fucked. Chad is getting exponentially more tang than you, my frenn. He Gets Stacy, Lacy, Becky, and Meg. Sometimes, if he's in prison, or if no foids are around for longer than a couple hours, he gets some Craig.

Busy, busy, busy! Mr. Cuckboah here may be exaggerating a little for comedic effect, but I swear this is what a lot of these guys seem to literally believe.

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MsEdgyNation
MsEdgyNation
3 years ago

Meg like in Family Guy Meg, perhaps?

SpukiKitty
SpukiKitty
3 years ago

It’s like some weird reboot/cover of Mambo No. 5….

A little bit of Stacy tonight….
A little bit of Lacy, all the time….
A little bit of Becky in the Sun….
A little bit of Meg, all night long….

….a little bit of her makes him a man….

….MAMBO NUMBER….FIIIIIIIIVVVVVVEEEEE….Point-0!

Moggie
Moggie
3 years ago

@WWTH:

So, Chad is kind of like Santa?

Does he come down your chimney?

Kat, ambassador of the feminist government in exile
Kat, ambassador of the feminist government in exile
3 years ago

@reggie

I guess at this time of year he’s Santa Chad

Yes! He works tirelessly — beyond tirelessly! — to make incels’ fantasies come true. That’s why he’s a saint.

Bluecat
Bluecat
3 years ago

Do these people know/are generally aware of the fact the average person has trouble reaching an orgasm more than 4-5 times a week?

For “average person” do you mean “average testicle-haver”?

Vulva and clitoris havers can be a bit more multi-orgasmic.

Being one myself, I’d say 2 or 3 a day 5 or 6 times a week would be about right… most of those involving no other human beings, of course. But hey, sex with someone I love.

Also it can be a bit inhibiting to do-it-yourself when sharing a bed with sleeping partner, so likely I was more orgasmic (differently but pleasantly) when I was single. – ie for most of my life.

Buttercup Q. Skullpants
Buttercup Q. Skullpants
3 years ago

SantaChad will only deliver sex gifts if your stocking is hung at the right angle and has the correct minimum circumference. (He’s also making a Dark Triad list and a Cucked list, so you’d better watch out.)

Alan Robertshaw
3 years ago

@ buttercup

Well I don’t know about ‘wristcels’; but it’s certainly over for naughtylistcels.

SpukiKitty
SpukiKitty
3 years ago

weirwoodtreehugger: chief manatee
December 7, 2018 at 4:01 pm

Stacy would be the hottest one. The HB 8-10 women. Becky is a more average women. But she still gets Chads, because Chads are just insatiable that way. I’m not clear on who Lacy and Meg represent. I’m just going to guess that Lacy is Stacy’s quirky and less popular twin sister. I don’t know about Meg though.

I guess Meg’s the cute British shapeshifter….comment imagecomment image
….I confess that I always preferred her old costume (Left) but I guess folks figured the neck part was out-dated.

Nerag
Nerag
3 years ago

Is Chad lesbian as well? I mean what if a lady has lesbian fantasy sheChad can fulfill those as well.

Conclusion: Chad’s a gendershifter!
Chad’s like the migrants who can be employed, unemployed and raising 18 children all at the same time.

Moon Custafer
Moon Custafer
3 years ago

@Nerag:

Chad is Loki!

Jane Done
Jane Done
3 years ago

@Bluecat: can, but I wouldn’t say that’s the average. Something like 5%-25% of women have low orgasm success or chronic orgasm problems.

And then some women just have such overwhelming orgasms that more than one seems too exhausting most of the time.

Women are just more varied than men it seems.

Justin Campbell
Justin Campbell
3 years ago

“Not this particular Chad.” Never say never. Guy is in a band, after all. Or maybe that should be “band.”

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