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Are incels the new alphas? Incels think women lurk on their forums “because we give them the hate” they know they deserve

Protip: This is not the look of a woman who is secretly in love with you

By David Futrelle

I know I write a lot about incels on this blog. It’s not just because they’re such hateful and self-destructive shits; it’s also because they’re so perversely fascinating.

They’ve built up an intricate ideological structure on a foundation of almost pure nonsense. Their assumptions about men and women are so divorced from the real world that watching them is a bit like watching aliens try to make sense of human mating patterns based on an out-of-date A-Z guidebook meant for a different planet entirely.

Incels themselves have a rather different notion as to why some people — or at least some women — can’t stop hate-reading their forums and reading about them. It’s because these women secretly love men who talk shit about them.

In a thread posted on the Braincels subreddit last night, a Redditor called geneticwaste43 explained to the “foids” hate-reading the subreddit — “foids” now apparently being incel shorthand for “Femoids,” or women — that they don’t really hate incels at all.

 Foids love incels and secretly want them (self.Braincels) submitted 7 hours ago by geneticwaste43 Why else are they here in.droves. foids want ugly.short incel.cock. because men said no woman wants it. Its a new market to capitalize on. Foids will flood in droves.in the next 3 years scooping.up incel cock. Because they cant have.it Prove me wrong foids. You can't. Because youre already here lmfao

Mr. Waste43’s compatriots had similar theories about their female, er, “fans.”

TheIncelNextDoorsponsor a local slut today 21 points 5 hours ago I think many women are attracted to here because we give the hate they don't get from the real world. I mean every woman is literally validated and worshiped to the ground every minute of every day just for having a vagina. Many women, while enjoying the validation actually understand that all of the validation is undeserved and exists just so she potentially spreads her legs in the future. Most women deep down understand that they aren't anything special (hence why most women have low self-esteem). We give them the hate that they deep down agree with and want to be told. Hence why many women like assholes, because they tell the truth they deep down agree with.

It’s almost as if incels are the real aloof asshole alphas that all straight women not-so-secretly hunger for.

maskedcel 3 points 6 hours ago Jokes aside. There is something to be said here about incel detachment from women. Involuntary or not. They'll say they're here because their "curious" or some such, but still...

You might even call incels the ultimate … oh, I can’t even bring myself to say it.

KYUSS03 1 point 2 hours ago The ironic thing is the women here are proving 2 things: 1) they validate those who claim women like to be abused. 2) the losers here have female orbiters. No matter how much they deny it, they're here and unable to leave for a reason. They fucking love it. Congratulations incels, you're the reddit Chads.

Black is white! Freedom is slavery! INCELS are CHADS!!

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Fishy Goat
Fishy Goat
4 years ago

then doesn’t “braincel” mean undateable due to bad brain thinking?

Sadly, it’s more likely that they believe they’re undateable because they’re ‘too smart’ for women.

Fruitloopsie
Fruitloopsie
4 years ago

Welcome to Reddit where there are only two genders and 1 sexual orientation but over 50 shades of women and pedophiles.

And what planet do these incels live on where wo- I mean ‘foids’ are worshipped because sign me up.

Steven Dutch
Steven Dutch
4 years ago

This is me being serious again, but “foids” is actually a thing. It’s a contraction of “feldspathoid,” a mineral like feldspar but poor in silica. I thought it was a dumb exercise in creating a useless neologism when it first appeared, so if the incels want to embarrass it out of existence, they have my blessing.

idli sambar revolution
idli sambar revolution
4 years ago

One would naturally feel empathy for an involuntary celibate, but these guys’ attitudes make that difficult.

Catalpa
Catalpa
4 years ago

then doesn’t “braincel” mean undateable due to bad brain thinking?

Nah, it clearly means “bra incel”. These guys are incels because they have shitty bras. Someone needs to tell them that they can just go out and buy different bras. I mean, most bras are horrendously overpriced, but I’m sure these guys could find some nice ones if they just tried. Maybe a nice lacy one?

HeroBlue
HeroBlue
4 years ago

No, incels… People lurk because such stupid drama tends to be a guilty pleasure on the internet. They’re entertained and laugh at you.

Incels Inpsychtoday
Incels Inpsychtoday
4 years ago
idli sambar revolution
idli sambar revolution
4 years ago

that was me (above). posting again since it’s in mod.

incels in psychtoday. Toronto mass killer was an incel

https://www.psychologytoday.com/us/blog/minority-report/201804/the-incel-involuntary-celibacy-problem

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