Sluts do not compute for one MGTOW Redditor

A Redditor called be_the_kiwi recently found himself a bit confused about some of the more advanced tenets of Lady Theory. So naturally he turned to Reddit’s most reliable source of information on the human female — the Men Going Their Own Way subreddit.

Under the heading “question about sluts,” the confused kiwi asked his question:

I read on the rational male [a terrible manosphere blog –DF] that “a woman’s imperative is to get the best one man she can get for sex and for provisioning. That’s why you don’t see many women “dating” (i.e. having sex with) several different men at the same time.” This doesn’t explain promiscuous women though; if this is true then why are some women sluts?

Ah, the Slut Question!

While you or I might be tempted to speculate that women who have casual sexual relationships with multiple men at the same time might do this because they enjoy having casual sexual relationships with multiple men at the same time, this is of course WRONG WRONG WRONG, as the assembled lady experts quickly explained to young kiwi.

One fellow called lonewolf-chicago has a whole list:

Attention seeking behavior

Conflating sex with “love”

The price they pay to keep a man’s attention.

They have nothing else to offer

No purpose in life, goals, no need to become masterful at something to build a reputation to make money because a man will provide for them.

And then a small percentage are wired to need sex…likely higher testosterone by nature.

Boredom. So many women are bored because they have few hobbies. ( shopping is not a hobby )

You might think that such a detailed list would cover it, but several other MGTOWs offered helpful theories of their own. MarketGiraffe declared that

sluts aren’t defined by how many times they get pumped… but rather how many times they get dumped.

The reason women are sluts is because they couldn’t get the guy to commit, because they aren’t worth anything more than whats between their legs (for the most part).

But Mr. Giraffe was quick to add, presumably on the off chance that any women were reading his comments, that

if a girl can cook and play grand theft auto, she won’t be getting pumped and dumped by me even if her vagina gets filled with fucking cement.

That’s right, gals — he’s single! Form a line, lonely vidya-game-playing/cement-vagina-having girls!

Someone called DigitalScetis had his own theory, based on the different sexual and emotional reactions women allegedly have to the sexy Chad Thundercock and the just plain ordinary “Brad.” (Note: in this case “Brad” refers to regular old Brads, not to Brad Pitt. Brad is a Brad; Brad Pitt is a Chad. Hope that helps!)

Women do not want to fuck Brad. They do not want to marry Chad.

They want to marry Brad, and not fuck him, and fuck Chad, but not marry him. This is optimizing her sexual strategy. Anything less, for her innermost feelings, feels wrong.

You may have noticed that in addition to being a stupid thing to say this does not actually answer poor Mr. kiwi’s question, partly because all Mr. DigitalScetis has done here is to regurgitate one of the basic MGTOW talking points.

Meanwhile, a dude called lostapwbm suggested that it was futile to try to understand female logic, because there isn’t such a thing!

The greatest mistake any man can make is assuming that any given woman is a rational thinker.

Ergo, sluts, The Wall, Alpha Fucks, Beta Bucks.

Sluts are not well-known for their long-term planning skills.

Really? Because it seems pretty evident to me that the sluts of the world are a hell of a lot better organized than the MGTOWs.

But this is not all there is to say about sluts. Indeed, several MGTOWs took issue with the very premise of Mr. kiwi’s question. For them the issue isn’t why some women are sluts; it’s why any women aren’t sluts.

“[N]ot sure i’ve ever known a woman to really ever commit to one man,” a MGTOW calling himself chasingsnow reports.

[M]aybe 100 years ago, now they need 1000 men on facebook, 80 dicks a week, and dating multiple man to feel “ok”. all women are sluts.

All except the ugly ones, that is:

what i’ve noticed about the girls that have never whored and say its gross or immoral, they are ugly. ugly girls aren’t sluts because they can’t be.

But the hot gals? They’re all sluts, at least according to this anonymous dude on the MGTOW subreddit who may have never spoken to a woman.

i’ve never met a fucking banging hot chick that doesn’t sell her body in some way or the other. all women are sluts, and yet they rag on us for always thinking with our dick. yes, i think with my cock way too much, but isn’t you obsessing about your beauty just another form of sexual worship.

This last bit about “sexual worship” inspired another MGTOW to spew forth an extended, er, series of reflections on women, “sexual worship,” and of course “hoeing out.”

[W]omen in America are in love with themselves. They literally call themselves queens now, as if they graduated from being princesses. Men will go head-over-heels for women no matter how they act. …

The sexual revolution essentially created sexual worship in our society as a means of “liberation”, alongside “sex sells” consumerism. Rather than teaching women to become independent or strong through education, career, or activism, they were taught to hoe out to express their “womanhood”. 

So there you have it, folks! All your slut questions answered, courtesy of a bunch of dudes who hate and fear women in general and sluts in particular!