Most of us have moved on from that whole “Mike Pence refuses to go to dinner alone with women other than his wife because he’s apparently afraid they might end up doing it on the table right there next to the Crispy Shrimp Lettuce Wraps.”
But the internet Nazis over on AltRight.com are still plenty mad — not at Pence or his little rule, but at those in the “Lügenpresse” who made fun of it (or pointed out that such a rule systematically disadvantages women in business). As AltRight.com’s
This example of solidarity between Whites called for a coordinated psychological assault on our sexual ethics. A powerful White man with a stable marriage is an indigestible quantity. Any union between Whites, including the private one between a man and a woman, is a possible threat to the neoliberal order.
I mean, who else but an evil hater of all things white could possibly Tweet something like this?
https://twitter.com/Vectorpark/status/847454910983454720
Or this?
https://twitter.com/Home_Halfway/status/847827749444231172
(He calls his wife “mother,” you see.)
Or this?
as a bisexual i am unable to go out for meals with anyone. socialising is a nightmare. please help i'm hungry https://t.co/PcwbK4TnC5
— daisy (@daiseaaa) March 30, 2017
Or even this?
This is the best internet video I've ever seen pic.twitter.com/RooSpAMGhH
— Dorsey Shaw (@dorseyshaw) March 30, 2017
Ok, that last one has nothing to do with Pence. It’s just a really funny video.
Anyway, Ms. Bernard is sick of your anti-white tomfoolery:
Beneath the apparent absurdity of the media reactions is a deadly serious hostility to the foundation of our resistance to our dispossession and historical erasure — the love of one’s own. Our decency frightens our enemies because of its metapolitical implications.
Yeah, I don’t think the issue here is “decency.” It’s that Pence and his fans seem to think that heterosexual men and women can’t get together to talk about the state of the Penguin Boiling Vat industry (or whatever it is they do for a living) without being overcome by carnal lust.
Is Pence truly too sexy for the dinner table? Millions of men and women regularly eat in public with representatives of the gender or genders they find sexually attractive and aren’t overcome by their uncontrollable passions. Because passions aren’t actually uncontrollable, for one thing.
But I have to give Ms. Benard some credit for her, er, lively prose. At one point, she attacks Stephen Colbert for making a joke about Pence, first describing him as “characteristically over-animated but dead-eyed behind his Communist glasses,” before declaring that his eyes were “wide with Botox and aggression.”
So were his eyes “dead” or were they “wide” and aggressive? Or can he switch back and forth at will? And what does Botox have to do with it?
Ms. Bernard offers no answers to these questions, but she is pretty sure WHY Colbert unleashed his dastardly jokes:
Transient commissars like Colbert attack the love stories of our people because marriage is the foundational White institution upon which all other White institutions are built.
Bernard proudly declares that proud whities like her are “beyond [the] reach” of people like Colbert trying “to corrupt,” then dials her purple prose up to 11 for an energetic if not always coherent finale:
The oaths we make to one another insures our impudence to survive and our mirth in the face of the abyss that the left insists is our destiny. We will continue to realize the promise of generativity hinted in the first simpers of courtship, and we will continue to envision a dawn of our own making. There is nothing more blithe for our morale, nor grave for our enemies, than the love between our people. Out of love for our people, we will strive and sacrifice. We will not rest until we have secured a future for white children. Love is indeed, reactionary.
The real question I am left with is why the hell do so many reactionaries write like this? I mean, Jeez, put away that thesaurus before you hurt someone.
@David Futrelle
It
soundslooks better in the original German.Humbug burst in here to complain that puritan feminazi SJWs were restricting Humbug’s access to 2D line drawings of tiddies, and torture porn games, and opportunities to harass booth babes.
Now Humbug is complaining that lascivious SJW feminazis are filling the interwebs with porn, to the detriment of good old fashioned white family breeding values.
I look forward to the contortions that will be required to reconcile these positions. They should make Milo Manara’s work look anatomically plausible.
Well, the stuff that is getting censored are all 2-D fictional while the stuff that leftists helped to proliferate are all 3-d live action.
For instance, you remember the excesses of the “Free Love” (which never really went away) era in the 60’s-70’s in the West that gave us, among other things, the “pansexual orgy commune” environment that led to the AIDS epidemic in the West and also enabled the crimes of such libertines as Polanski and Cosby? The Left, via the beatniks and hippies and its flower power children, was directly responsible for that.
And now we have a repeat of that decadent era in the West once again, due as usual to the Left, what with Ashley Madison and 50 Shades of Gray and Tinder and raunch culture and all such decadence that the Abrahamic bible claims caused the purging of Sodom and Gahmorrah, and history teaches led to the fall of the Roman Empire.
…
http://i.imgur.com/SwUDPx4.jpg
The fake illiteracy and smilie overuse fooled me for a while, but you just can’t help yourself, can you, you Alex Jones wannabe of an utter git.
@Humbug
Ahh yes, that AIDS epidemic that the regressive right sought to sweep under the carpet because it was just killing off the gays and the perverts and oops… turns out some of the regressive right like having sex too and ended up with the big gay plague despite being fine upstanding straight white citizens, so maybe something should be done about it after all!
Ooh, and Bill O’Reilly, that well known leftist advocate of free love and hater of white western institutions.
You seem to be mistaking people who thought that everyone should be enjoying sex for people who think they have the right to own and subjugate women, and can do whatever the fuck they like with their bodies because dammit, they’re rich, powerful guys and who the fuck are these feeeemales to tell them no?
Hint: that latter mindset goes back a bit further than the 60s.
And speaking of O’Reilly: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-39492854
Isn’t that nice.
@Humbug
Oh, forgot about that bit…
Can you tell me which Roman Empire? And which fall?
Chaucer Conspiracy Guy, is that you?
Given Humbug’s apparent distaste for consensual sex porn, and enthusiastic embrace of rape porn, I really don’t get why Humbug is holding up rapists like Polanski and Cosby as bad examples.
Oh wait, he calls them libertines, not rapists. Are you for them or against them, Humbug?
I’m sure I’m not the only one who, when they hear/read the phrase ‘healthy, stable marriage’, thinks of the Obamas.
@Humbug
Repression is never healthy, Mr. Im-not-a-nazi-but.
I’m wondering where this pansexual orgy commune that Humbug speaks of is located. Seeing as I’m in my fifties and have a few reasonably serious health issues, things could get worse at any time and I should probably hurry up and have sex again if I’m going to do so before I croak. However, I find the idea of seeking for a semi-suitable partner on, oh, say, Tinder, tedious. I don’t want to waste my limited daily energy supply on tedious pursuits. So a pansexual orgy commune would be a simple way to fill the bill, so to speak. Come on, Humbug, tell us where the pansexual orgy commune is.
Well, you can understand why Mike Pence doesn’t feel safe to eat lunch with a feeemale – what can be more mindbogglingly erotic than an elderly white male who seeks to control women’s bodies via hugely repressive legislation?
He had me at “pay for the funeral of your fetal tissue”, frankly.
Croquembouche of patriarchy: the Humbug right thinks the problem is if you don’t have a risk of a white baby being conceived.
White man had consensual sex with a white woman, but there were contraceptives involved? Bad!
White man raped a white woman? Good!
White person has sex with white person of the same sex? Bad!
White man raped a white child? Bad! Unless they’ve reached puberty, then it’s good.
One or both of the partners wasn’t white? Bad!
Was it not the Left who created and celebrated the permissive culture of female sexual liberation , of which celebrity groupies are an inevitable by-product, that allowed males such as Polanski and Cosby to believe that they could do whatever they wanted and get away with it ? Look at the in-fighting on the Left that resulted between those attacking them and those defending them.
Some quality mocktweets there. I almost laughed out loud. 🙂
@Axe
You forgot the most important step: burn the boat.
Okay, now he needs to be banned. This is too gross to be funny in any way, shape or form. Fuck this piece of trash.
GUYS I’m sorry for interrupting and I’m also sorry for SCREAMING but I just checked my answers for the test I took the other day, in case anyone remembers.
Math: 76/80
Verbal: 76/80
Total: 152/160
The key for grading isn’t out yet, but checking the tests from previous years I haven’t found a single test where these scores wouldn’t give a perfect 2.0 score. The math part usually requires around 70-73 points for a 1.0 score, and the verbal part usually requires around 72-75 points.
I am in disbelief! I took 5 or 6 practice tests prior to the real one, and the best I ever scored was 1.85. For once in life, I fucking stepped my game up when it mattered! And I did it after an entirely sleepless night, too!
That’s it, I’m having so much ice cream and beer tonight. We’ll do it live. FUCK IT, WE’LL DO IT LIVE
What’s the matter, can’t handle the cold hard truth? Or are you actually saying that Hollywood and Rock-and-Roll aren’t creations and celebrations of the Left? You obviously dont know your own 20th century USA history, I see.
And that’s the cold, hard TROOF !
I laughed so hard I actually banged my head on the corner of my desk and it was pretty fucking painful. Congrats, troll, you actually managed to hurt one of us. Savor the sweet taste of victory.
Rock and roll exists, therefore Polanski was forced to rape a child. Troll Logic TM.
@IP,
That’s bloody fantastic news. Fingie must be so proud of you 😀
@ Shitbeetle
How long until you start ranting about ”degenerate art”?
@Mish
http://i.imgur.com/dYe6fGIh.jpg
LOOK HOW PROUD HE IS
Same here. I haven’t had sex in years, so I’m interested in hopping back on the Debauchery Durango and having more fun to spite Pence and other bigots with my pansexuality.