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It came from the comments: Artificial wombs will turn straight men gay because women suck

Makin’ babies

Another day, another drive-by misogynist commenter who ends up being even more terrible than the terrible people I wrote about in the post he’s commenting on.

Yes, it’s time for another episode of The Comments I Don’t Let Through. This time, it’s a guy calling himself DownWithWomen, commenting on my post about the lonely incel who wants a nice woman to pay attention to him — while at the same time he openly advertises his belief that women “deserve the rope.” That is, a good hanging.

DownWithWomen, by contrast, thinks that men won’t have to kill women, because women will kill themselves once the men of the world discover how awful they really are. The catalyst? Artificial wombs.

When artificial wombs are invented men won’t even have to do it, women will rope themselves as their sexual market value plus power that comes alongside it is completely destroyed.

Yet another creepy dude obsessed with (cis) women’s fertility.

But then the argument takes a somewhat unexpected turn:

[W]hen [women] start to diminish men will most likely find it viable to cross the x-y line in order to flock to cute-boys to settle down with, and marry whom don’t have the hypergamous instinct of biological females.

Incels and MGTOWs often joke about turning themselves gay in order to avoid the dreaded girl germs, but this guy is serious — if a little confused as to how sexual orientation actually works.

As soon as [artificial wombs] are invented we don’t have to put up with the bullshit of women anymore, cute-boys are more feminine than western females and always eager to please/available for sex to a partner.

Hate to tell you this dude, but I’m pretty sure the twinks of the world aren’t going to want to have sex with you either.

They are more of a woman than any western whore and at the same time if you pursue them now there is no trouble, and also no ridiculous laws on what rape is(Which is everything nowadays) protecting them.

Wait, your argument is that straight guys will turn to twinks because, hey, you can just rape them with impunity? 

Rape laws protect men too, you piece of shit.

The commenter then trots out the sad old argument that women only want macho “bad boys.”

Even if one marries a nice-guy he will only get used for his money, while she will continue to sleep around with the alpha male bad boys. The beta male nice guy will be forced to pour his resources into raising his child, which should be the responsibility of the other man and not him.

Never mind that this is not actually how the world works, and that the guys making this argument have zero proof that women routinely cheat on “betas” with “alphas” and use their allegedly superior sperm to make babies that the betas think are their own.

Women are biologically hypergamous, will always date and marry up, and even if in a relationship, a woman will immediately leave the man for a higher guy if she thinks she can land him.

And men sometimes leave women when they think they could “do better.” There’s no evidence that women are less loyal partners than men.

Women also sexually desire men who have a violent criminal record(Especially murder/assault/robbery/drugs/gangs being the top most “hot”) and wear tattoos/piercings on them. The jerks and badboys half of which being criminals, sometimes fresh out of prison/jail or bullies in school are straightforward about their sexual intentions; and masculine enough to press for it.

Well, first off, this is a giant pile of bullshit. And second, DUDE YOU JUST BASICALLY ANNOUNCED THAT YOU THINK IT WOULD BE OK FOR YOU TO RAPE GAY MEN.

You’re one of the “bad boys” you’re lambasting women for dating. Except even creepier.

But hey, thanks for sharing, I guess.

UPDATE: DownWithWomen has sent along an update of sorts:

We are talking about fem-boys you idiot. To sum things up here is a post from the 8chan /cuteboys/ section: http://vocaroo.com/i/s0R9eccUgEoH

As far as I can tell the board is devoted to young, femme gay men and crossdressers.

Fact is they are more of women than you, some claim to be straight but can be seduced still. They don’t complain often, and if they do try to cause an issue out of nowhere the gynocentric court won’t take them seriously.

So, doubling down on the rapey shit.

Women are not logical by biology, and 30% of babies born are not the husband’s baby but of alpha males.

This is not of course true. The 30% number gets bandied about because there was some study somewhere that found 30% of the time when the husband was concerned enough to demand a paternity test it turned out to not be his child.

270 replies on “It came from the comments: Artificial wombs will turn straight men gay because women suck”

This is why we need patriarchy, so that the hypergamy is controlled and everything is distributed evenly for men.

Should I even bother explaining to you that hypergamy (which is marrying up in socioeconomic status. It does not mean fucking “alpha” males) is more common in a highly patriarchal culture because when women can’t support themselves, their fathers need to marry them to the richest man they can?

Really though I just wondered in what culture do you think women were distributed equally among men? A citation would be preferable, but I’ll accept a country and era instead. I can’t think of a single time that being male guaranteed you a pretty and fertile young wife but I’m no historian. Please enlighten me!

Even with the mob guys. It’s a very hierarchical structure and unless you’re very much in the higher echelons (which accounts for a tiny number of members) you’re pretty much just a peon.

I know an older woman whose father was Serbian mafia (in Ohio during the middle of the last century). He was high up enough in the hierarchy to be followed around by the FBI, but her mother had to sometimes work as a maid to bring in extra money. The woman told me that money was never steady or predictable, and she has hoarding issues that stem back to her economically uncertain childhood.

Oops, I should have clarified. I meant with a woman weighing less than 250 lbs.

‘Stephen Twindale’: Oh, the fat women aren’t women ‘argument’?I am pretty sure you have never been praised for your faultless logic.

@Resistance

This is why we need patriarchy, so that the hypergamy is controlled and everything is distributed evenly for men

Sure, but why do we need everything (read: feeemales) to be evenly distributed to us? Just gonna leave that axiom dangling, are we?

and punish chad along with stacy

High school does eventually end, ya know?

You cannot ever love men for who they are, and only for what they can do for you

These… are not separate things…

domineering caveman or half-ape the most

What’s that, Gaea? You hear racism? Good girl *pets coat*

@Stephen
https://media.giphy.com/media/XwnABSmtMLJok/giphy.gif

As I mentioned above, I don’t think DownWithWomen has ever actually had sex with another human.

Not that I disparage those, who by choice or not, are limited to their own devices–so to speak. I am an old woman and I have limited myself to myself for quite a few years (I know, I know, TMI). At my age relationships can be more trouble than they are worth. I still get hit on, in a mild sort of way, occasionally, but I enjoy my autonomy so any sex I had would be of the one night stand variety and, honestly, that sort of thing is boring when you’ve had a long sex life. Wild monkey sex is fine if you’re up to it, but I did that while I was young and could enjoy it without a backache later.

And looking at his updates, I think he is probably very young.

I am not anti-porn, not at all, but it does create an image of sex that is completely unrealistic. The false image is countered by real life sex for most people, but for the very young and those that, for what ever reason, haven’t had sex partners, it creates false expectations. Those false expectations are grist for the mill of those making money exploiting the poor idiots, and in the mean time making it pretty sure that they never will get laid because thinking women are all evil does not make finding a sex partner likely. I think most of them end up with a partner and find out that great sex doesn’t require some “pretty coed” and forget all the MGTOW nonsense. Unfortunately some will be stuck in their crippling misanthropy (I say misanthropy because their view of both women AND men is appalling.)

I’d like to make a suggestion to all the youngsters out there who haven’t had sex yet. Look into finding porn designed for women instead of porn designed for men. It is generally MUCH more realistic and you’ll get a much better understanding what a sexual relationship is all about.

@ zaunfink and Alan

didn’t all those terrible criminials hide in the woods in the old times

Hey, Maid Marion was a posh lass, and she fancied a criminal. Fuck, the guy’s right!

Birnam Wood was pretty badass, too.

“Coed” is one of those antiquated words that’s right out of a 1950s Playboy anecdote, or a Cole Porter tune. What about the flappers? Are they all going steady with moonshiners?

@WWTH – Yeah, “hypergamy”, as they use it, seems to be shorthand for “all women are beneath all men”, so that ANY woman who ever dates a guy is dating up, by definition. Their model doesn’t accommodate for highly accomplished and wealthy women.

I don’t even know why it’s something to tsk-tsk over that women avoid bad environments and are drawn to better environments, like everything else in the entire goddamned animal and plant kingdom. This should not be news to people who are superior at biology. But apparently, it’s news to people who are offended that women have choices.

They don’t complain often, and if they do try to cause an issue out of nowhere the gynocentric court won’t take them seriously.

Yeah, I’m with Paradoxical here. This is some horrific rapey shit you’re peddling. May your cloaca seal itself shut on five alarm taco night.

@ buttercup

Birnam Wood was pretty badass, too.

You think those hypergamous witches were hitting on bad boy Macbeth?

(Must confess, with Bart Simpson on this one “How can a play where everybody gets murdered be so boring?”)

@zaunfink

First: What flavor are you

Something something filling joke.

and are you already baked?

…what are you suggesting?

Second: The woodlands thing makes sense – didn’t all those terrible criminials hide in the woods in the old times? So, coeds are attracted to criminals and vice versa!

All the hardcore outlaws would be up in the grassy sheepy highlands, I’d have thought. So the coeds would be left with the ones that clearly weren’t the most alpharest. Alphine? Alphabest?

Ellesar | March 26, 2017 at 11:24 am

Oops, I should have clarified. I meant with a woman weighing less than 250 lbs.

‘Stephen Twindale’: Oh, the fat women aren’t women ‘argument’?I am pretty sure you have never been praised for your faultless logic.

No kidding.

“Ha, ha! You’ve only had sex with FAT women! BURN!”

Yeah, such a BURN that David would be happy fucking someone who was happy to fuck him, regardless of their weight.

I was actually thinking today about how being fat is somehow morally objectionable. I mean, there’s been a lot of talk about the subject from people who are a lot more intelligent and well-spoken than I am, but there’s still a whole lot I could say based on personal experience.

I mean, I’m fat, but I find that most people don’t just object to me being fat, they object even more to me being okay with that fact.

They’re just as, if not more, outraged that I’m perfectly happy at my size. Sure, I backstep now and again and get back into that self-loathing, but at the end of the day, I’m exercising, I’m eating healthy, I’m working to put myself in a less stressful environment, and despite chronic pain (that actually stems from a high-school leg injury that didn’t heal properly and NOT MY FAT like a lot of people like to assume), I’m pretty happy as I am.

And that’s what gets their goats. They don’t care if I’m fat, they’re mad I’m okay with it and still think I’m a human despite that and therefore their shaming tactics and diet bullshit aren’t going to work.

They’re mad they can’t force me to hate myself again.

I wonder why DownWithWomen can’t just skip having kids and start dating “fem-boys” right now. Unless gay sex happens to be illegal where he lives, there’s nothing stopping him.

DownWithWomen, when you force your dick into someone who doesn’t want it there, that’s rape. It doesn’t matter whether you’re forcing your dick into a man, a woman, or an enby, it’s still rape. I hope you have to go the bathroom in the woods and get smacked by a porcupine.

@Pie

All the hardcore outlaws would be up in the grassy sheepy highlands, I’d have thought

That’s a popular place for such folk, but it wasn’t the case in Britain, because up in the Highlands there was King and Law. Down in the borderlands, the English and Scottish crowns both laid claim. The Larristons and Elliots and the other reiver clans would ride north and south, commiting all manner of violent crimes, before heading home with the loot, and in those lands the only law was what you could personally enforce with sword, pike, or musket. Those were definitely the hardest of hard men in that time and place.

@MrsObedMarsh

I wonder why DownWithWomen can’t just skip having kids and start dating “fem-boys” right now. Unless gay sex happens to be illegal where he lives, there’s nothing stopping him.

Probably because they don’t want anything to do with him either.

Imma just say it’s okay to be a virgin or not have sex very often. The amount of sex you have doesn’t determine your worth.

This chuckle fuck DownWithWomen is a terrible human being regardless if they’re getting any. And I hope they get a good face full of mace from anyone, woman, man or whoever, they get near.

I also hope their words are hollow because it would be horrifying if they’re talking about this shit through experience.

I show up all eager to greet our new trolls and…that’s all they’ve brought? I got out of bed for that? Sheesh, the worst crime of all for trolling too: being boring.

*de-lurks…don’t worry about welcome packages, I lurk on here all the time but this one kind of feels like it’s aimed at me*

OK, speaking for the cross-dressing femboys (or at least that’s how they’d perceive me), NOT IN A MILLION FUCKING YEARS.

(at least out of the transfeminine folk I know, there is a much higher than average likelihood of us being feminist, left-wing, etc…they’d certainly find that this queer, polyamorous, Marxist, feminist would ‘complain often’ if one of these alt-right wastes of space tried to ‘settle down’ anywhere within a continent’s distance of me)

Apologies in advance for the OT rant.

Fucking Christian came to my door again to pontificate about Satan’s latest plot. Walking, talking abominations passing as humans, except they don’t have souls and they aren’t God’s children.

I knew where this was going the moment he said “abomination”, really. IVF-born folks. That would be me. And it ain’t even the first time it’s happened, actually there seems to be a lot more of those assholes at my door these days.

@Sinkable John : Pansy Ass Pinko, Regicidal Beast-of-Burden

Condolences, those zealotrous assholes are severely deficient in empathy, alongside living up to the expectations of their demi god. You don’t deserve that shit.

only “superior” and “attractive” in the eyes of women but not society as a whole

The majority of the population and therefore society is female so… Don’t you think they would be widely considered attractive if that’s what we thought? Or that at least the films/series/whatever targeted at women (and/or made by them) and what they supposedly like would have this kind of character portrayed as sexy and desirable? Did anyone here ever see a movie with a high end drug dealer that gets all the chicks that wasn’t a hypermasculine action movie? Me neither.

This is why we need patriarchy, so that the hypergamy is controlled and everything is distributed evenly for men.

In strongly patriarchal societies women are not allowed to work or do anything that provides them with their own money or status. The highest a woman can achieve is not being a “x”, it’s being the “wife of a x”, so obviously they will seek a man with the highest status possible. Patriarchy leads to “hypergamy”, not the opposite, people only started marrying for love and not resources very recently in the story line. But you don’t even have to know history to know that, you just have to think for like, 10 seconds.

We know and if things continue this way you could see beta males carry out an uprising when society is close to its end to restore healthy gender relations between men/women,

Just to be sure, by betas you mean unfit men who don’t even have economical/societal power so they can’t even buy guns or, I don’t know, control an army? Wow, I am sure that the men who, according to your ideology, own all the power, resources and women of the world, and who are also cruel, hardened criminals, are terrified.

You cannot ever love men for who they are, and only for what they can do for you.

What are you? A pitiful troll who doesn’t have even the slightest notion of history or logic? You’re right, no one will ever love you for who you are.

You only choose the men whom resemble the most aggressive, competitive, domineering caveman or half-ape the most.

Yeah? Well, I suppose you are right, my fiance has served in the military and is a Krav Maga instructor. But he also studied philosophy and art history! And is poor as heck! And treats me extremely well! It’s almost like people don’t fit your little boxes and are capable of falling in love and having relationships without material interest.

@Sinkable John : Pansy Ass Pinko, Regicidal Beast-of-Burden

That’s STILL a fucking thing? I guess I shouldn’t be surprised. Nothing new under the sun…

@John

Cool! Does being the spawn of Satan give you any superpower? Making things burn? Can you frighten children with your stare? Or at least some telekinesis? Come on, there’s gotta be something. Did you at least give him the “spawn of Satan” stare and say hebraic-sounding things? Or act frightened by any crosses he might have brought? Come oooon.

Pictured: The spawn of Satan stare.

http://www4.pictures.gi.zimbio.com/Seamus+Davey+Fitzpatrick+Fuse+Fangoria+Chainsaw+g_Q9kfYK70Rl.jpg

@Alan

Erm, several, too many, even, it’s a very common name here. Why, can you be more specific?

@ chiomara

It’s when you mentioned the Krav thing. I do a bit of teaching and I know a few of the Brazilian guys. G trained under my old instructor so wondered if it was him.

@Alan

Aaaah. I see ^^ That’s cool.
He is actually German (I am marrying him for the EU greencard, you seriously think I’d marry a Brazilian, gee! Should know me better by now) and doesn’t teach anymore, now he works as a private security. If you ever are in Germany or Brazil, though, give me a heads up! I know I will be in London soon enough, in a year or two (my gringo beta bux knows it’s my dream, as as it’s affordable for him as a German, he intends to make it come true soon), and maybe we can have a tea or whatever you brits do for fun :p

Warning for literal people: this comment contains a lot of joking, as does my last one)

@Schnookums

And nothing ever gets old enough that they’ll let it die already. Though in this case, well there ain’t a single Pinocchio over 40 yet, so I guess it is pretty new, considering.

@Chio

I only got one superpower but it’s the coolest ever : cats absolutely love me, for some reason. Like, at first sight, even if they don’t know me. That goes for domesticated cats but also strays and even the wild ones.

Y’know cats in the streets ? The ones sitting on fences watching you from afar that rush back inside soon as you get close. I can sit down and extend a hand and just look them in the eye for a few seconds and they come straight to me and headbutt my hand while purring.

Guess I smell nice or something.

Other than that, just a bunch of physical and mental birth defects. My bone structure’s an absolute mess and the only way I can look even remotely human is by wearing ample clothes, and the insomnia’s had time to wreck every last part of my brain since I was born – the result is more mental illness, of course.

So much for all the selection of embryos that occured during the IVF process.

Still, ’tis all worth it if I smell nice to cats.

@ chiomara

I am marrying him for the EU greencard

Heh, I’ve had a few interesting post Brexit conversations with some (non UK) old flames, so I wholeheartedly approve. (I thought my Irish eyes were my best feature, but it turns out to be my dual nationally) 🙂

I’d love to meet you one day. I really enjoy your posts. They’re so stream of consciousness but very easy to follow. I love the way you think.

Be interested to meet your chap too. Krav is my main (non donkey related) passion and I know a lot of people in CP work so we could have a good goss.

@John

Of course cats love you. Don’t you know, they are the spawn of Satan too, especially the black ones. Mental illness is also a sign of Satan. See how mental illness was treated through history. See? Definitely the spawn of Satan. (obs:those jokes are not hurtful, are they? I am sorry if they are, it’s not the intention).

About the cats, though, it happens to me, (though I never interacted with any wild cats, except some baby tigers when I was seven, who I assumed enjoyed my petting, but again, I was seven. It was a magical experience) to a lesser extent. Yesterday, for example, there was a street cat where I worked we have tables at the sidewalk and she came straight to me and stopped by my side to ask for food. Then she went to my friend, who was a client there.

My theory is they can sense that you love them, you know. Perhaps in our tone of voice, or the kindness in your eyes when we look at them. I mean, identifying humans who like you then charming them is probably THE MOST important ability for a domestic cat, so it’s not a stretch to think they can do it. About wild cats, maybe you just know how to act around cats, like, their non verbal communication, and the wild ones can feel this too? I don’t know, it’s a theory. Maybe you have a cat at home and smell like cats, too. Go figure.

@Pie

Im just suggesting your name makes me hungry, everything else is your imagination 😉

@sinkable John

That does sound like the origin story of a superhero. All you need is a bit of radiation or perhaps a cat bite? You could be catperson!

On the topic of porn and expectations:
Somehow that didn’t happen for me. I was always very aware that porn was fake and in fact consumed documentaries about that and loads of other information about Sex and there was no “oh, this isn’t like porn” at all, when I finally got around to the real thing. But then again, I’ve always been into the rougher things and they often include interviews, so the fact that it’s just for show is kinda in your face.

And as for the crime of being fat and not bothered by that – oh yes. I’ve had someone bring up my fatness as an insult recently and he was so very thrown by the fact that I just didn’t feel insulted. Yes, I’m fat. You’re not telling me anything new and lo and behold, my worth is not determined by whether or not you’d like to fuck me!
I would like to change my fatness, because I want to be able to do all kinds of workout related things that require me to be able to lift my own weight and I can’t (with my arms, that is), but that’s the only reason.

And somehow, weirdly enough, the fact that I am me is more relevant when it comes to love than my weight. Who would have thought.

@Alan

Heh. Sorry about that. I swear I can write very “goodly (:p)”, it just takes some time, an actual keyboard, and me being more mindful than I am here. I’m glad you like it, I’m even crazier in real life. I like you too.

And my beta bux, he’ll love you, he loves talking about fighting, Jesus, if you get him started he won’t stop. He studied Krav Maga in Israel, also, which apparently an important thing to mention, so you will have a lot to talk about.

@Chio

It’s not hurtful to me, but I can’t speak for anybody else and I honestly don’t know what the consensus would be in this specific case. But as far as I’m concerned and especially if you’re mocking religion, fire away !

Besides I’ve always rooted for Lucifer ever since they introduced him to the series, which might be another reason why the fandom hates me.

Re : cats I think it’s the smell, and possibly they’re pretty good at sensing intent. I do smell like cat most of the time because I’m owned by one, but I’m pretty sure my natural scent also has something to do with it, seeing as it’s happened to me even after I’d been away from home a long time and had showered a lot in between.

@zaunfink

Weeell… Kat did suggest I be called the Cat Whisperer, in the event of an apocalypse. That’d be my main skill and purpose in Mammoth Camp, seeing as I can’t do anything else and someone needs to keep the big mean ones away from camp.

Also I’m a pretty decent bartender, I guess. That can be, like, my secret identity.

@ chiomara

Oh you write very goodly as it is. You’re very witty and bright and it’s great you just run with that. I especially like your mastery of the quintuple negative. I once had to scribble some plus and minus signs to work out whether you were agreeing or disagreeing with a point; but that’s all part of the fun. Don’t ever change.

He studied Krav Maga in Israel, also, which apparently an important thing to mention

Indeed it is. I’ve got an invite to the Wingate Centre. That’s like the Krav equivalent of the Shaolin Temple. They sent me a vid of the course though and I just went “Ouch, that looks painful”. I will get round to it one day though. And gawd I too love jabbering on about fighting as you may have noticed. So definitely want to meet your beau now.

@Alan

Krav is my main (non donkey related) passion

Eh, phrasing 😛

@Chio

I’m even crazier in real life

Eh, comments policy

@zaunfink

On the topic of porn and expectations:
Somehow that didn’t happen for me

Me either. Most of my bad expectations came from non pornographic TV and movies. Ya know how long it took for me to realize not everyone does it missionary, under 3 layers of covers, and in a slightly moonlit room? I’ve learned pretty much everything I know about how sex actually works from porn. And my girlfriend seems to think I have the general gist of it, so…

I only got one superpower but it’s the coolest ever : cats absolutely love me, for some reason. Like, at first sight, even if they don’t know me. That goes for domesticated cats but also strays and even the wild ones.

Y’know cats in the streets ? The ones sitting on fences watching you from afar that rush back inside soon as you get close. I can sit down and extend a hand and just look them in the eye for a few seconds and they come straight to me and headbutt my hand while purring.

I am so jealous of you right now, I’m not kidding. It makes my week when I can get a cat to come over for some lovings. My neighbor cat knows and loves me…when he sees me with my bike. Any other time? Scary stranger, run away!

@Sinkable John
Brush up on your (native) French, and you can teach us
French.

Looking forward to it! (But not the apocalypse.)

Sorry to hear about those door-to-door peddlers of hate. I don’t know if you believe in souls, but from my point of view you’ve certainly got one.

The people who don’t seem to have souls are in the Trump administration. They’ve got souls too but decided that the soul is irrelevant when you’ve got a chance to hit the Big Time. Of course, the Big Time has Hit the Skids but whatevs.

D’aww kitteh.

I love it when animals look at the camera. Sas was rubbish at that.

“What? There’s something behind me? I’ll take a look”

I was very impressed with a friend’s ability to take brilliant photos of her dogs. Then I found out she just put cheese on her head.

My cat will always stare directly at your face, unless you’re taking a picture. Boggles me.

He’s a super nice cat though, and always wants anyone around to sit or lie down so he can climb on them and show some proper affection (and if someone’s got an allergy, you can be sure he’ll rush them and ignore everyone else, ’cause he’s a bastard and apparently knows that somehow, probably senses they’re uneasy). That, or food, or open the door plz. He always expects something from you at any given time, I guess that’s why he always stares at your face. But if you so much as make a gesture toward a phone or camera, he’ll turn around.

@Kat

I dunno about souls but I know about human decency, and they lack any sort of it. I guess the irony is that you’d think they’d be aware that their God knows that. But they also lack the self-awareness for that.

Waaaait… self-awareness…

HOLY SHIT THEY’RE THE ONES WITHOUT THE CLOSEST THING TO A LITERAL SOUL THAT WE KNOW OF !

@Alan

My technique with both pets and babies consists of making them calm and still then making really weird loud noises with my mouth. So the expressions you see in my pictures usually mean “What? What the heck?! Are you OK?!”, but sometimes I get lucky and get a “Hahahahaha my aunt sounds like a parrot in pain!!!!!”

Case in point:

“What?! What the heck?! Are you OK?!”

http://i.imgur.com/gMsnzhy.jpg

“Hahahahaha, my aunt sounds like a parrot in pain! ”

http://i.imgur.com/wCdG4rL.jpg

(yes, this was an excuse to post pictures of my niece who, as she likes to point out when you ask” How old will you be soon?! “, will be one in a week!)

@EJ

Yep. Thank you. And so very smart and charismatic. She has been my main source of happiness every since she was born. I love her endlessly. She will smash the patriarchy so hard :,)
I became her godmother for realsies (in the church and everything) just yesterday, btw!

This is a good niece, but as someone who has a niece, I have to say that my niece is best niece.

She will smash the patriarchy so hard :,)

This.

@ chiomara

Aww, so cute!

I have no doubt you’re an amazing auntie. I can see you leading the revolution together in a few years time. In matching berets.

ETA: I’ll try out your parrot thing. If you read about me getting me getting mauled to death by a suddenly startled animal then you’ll know I didn’t do it right.

Caught most of Juice Bro’s appearance on 60 minutes. Agreed to an interview and got all dressed up to say “No YOU’RE Fake News.”

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