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Trump accuser is lying because she used an expression other people have used before, Trump fans claim

Trump: Hands like an octopus?
Trump: Hands like an octopus?

Most of us like to think of ourselves as originals. But when it comes to communicating with other human beings, we’re not quite as original as we think.

When we talk, and write, we not only use words; we use a wide assortment of stock phrases that we’ve picked up along the way. Some of these phrases are basic building blocks of language, more or less essential to communication; others are, as the expression goes, worn-out clichés. Some of these clichés are so burned into our brains that we almost can’t help using them — though we sometimes apologize for it afterwards (or even before).

Last week, a Manhattan woman named Jessica Leeds told the New York Times of a strange encounter with a much younger Donald Trump on an airplane in the early 80s. Seated besides him in first class, she says, she chatted with him briefly, then — following the MO he laid out in that now infamous conversation with Billy Bush — he started kissing and groping her.

“He was like an octopus,” she told the NYT. “His hands were everywhere.”

Now some Trump fans are saying that the “octopus” line is clear evidence that her claims about Trump are a “hoax.” 

Why? Because people other than Leeds have, over the course of human history, used the phrase “he was like an octopus” to describe (allegedly) gropey men. 

No, really, that’s their argument.

Take it away, Mike Cernovich:

https://twitter.com/Cernovich/status/786417742328926208

So … if someone uses a phrase that was once used in a Velvet Underground song, they are automatically lying?

This is the sort of “logic” that only Trump fans could love. And they do: Cernovich’s tweet was retweeted thousands of times, and picked up by other credibility deficient media outlets on the fringe right, including Political Insider and Gateway Pundit.

Snopes, meanwhile, has classified this argument as “just silly,” which it is.

Indeed, Cernovich’s “logic” here is so completely ridiculous that it’s hard to even figure out what he and his fellow Octopus Hand Truthers think happened.

In their imagined scenario, I guess, Leeds is some kind of sleeper agent for the forces of Big Hillary, tasked with the job of making false groping accusations against Trump. After being triggered, Manchurian Candidate style, by Trump’s denials of groping accusations from other women, Leeds sprang into action and began fabricating her own story of being sexually assaulted by Trump.

But alas, her grope-fabrication skills were a bit rusty. Unable to come up with a convincing scenario, she poured herself a drink and put on the Velvet Underground’s White Light/White Heat album, which she has on the original vinyl. While listening to the exceedingly strange story-song The Gift, about a lovelorn weirdo named Waldo who literally mails himself in a big box to his sort-of-cheating sort-of girlfriend, she hears the phrase “My God, he was like an octopus. Hands all over the place.”

Bingo! Those phrases tie the whole fake sexual assault accusation together.

A slightly more plausible scenario is that people have been using the phrase “hands like an octopus” and variations thereof for decades. That it’s just part of the language, not some weird clue in The Hardy Boys and the Secret of The Phrase That Was Used Before in a Velvet Underground Song CHECKMATE, FEMINISTS.

And there’s certainly evidence for that. A few minutes with Google reveals that there’s an entry for “Octopus Hands” in Urban Dictionary (which was posted six years before the Year of Trump); it’s in romance novels; someone even uses it to describe a cute piece of handmade jewelry for sale on an Etsy store. This dude made a joke about it on Twitter in 2012.

It was certainly a familiar phrase to me when I read it in the New York Times story, though admittedly I’m a Velvet Underground fan.

There’s another piece of evidence that suggests “octopus hands” is simply an expression that people have been using for decades — that it’s even a bit of a cliché. And it comes from the Leeds interview itself.

If you watch the video of Leeds’ interview with the New York Times, you will see that she sort of apologizes for using the phrase even before she uses it, presumably a little embarrassed to be resorting to such a hokey cliche.

“[I]t was a real shock when all of a sudden his hands were all over me,” she told the NYT.

He started encroaching on my space. And I hesitate to use this expression but I’m going to, and that is, he was like an octopus. It was like he had six arms. He was all over the place. 

You can find the relevant portion of the interview about a minute into the NYT video.

The real question for me at this point has nothing to do with octopus hands. It’s a lot more basic.

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kupo
kupo
5 years ago

@Nick G
Damn, I looked just a few days ago (or maybe a week?) and it was 49% Dems predicted in the Senate. Trump’s been great for us!

bluecat
bluecat
5 years ago

Last week we went for a gorgeous walk in rain and sunshine, over fields and heath and through the woods, ending up in a pub overlooking the sea in our favourite seaside town. And yay, my damaged foot didn’t hurt!

Afterwards I told the beloved that it was a perfect day.

Dang, I must have been lying!

Kat
Kat
5 years ago

@Morgaine
I agree that a scary number of people will vote for Trump.

#NeverComplacent

EJ (The Orphic Lizard)

I’m glad it worked out, Lynette. It must have been horrible at the time. My congratulations to both of you for having a strong enough love to overcome the system.

History Nerd
History Nerd
5 years ago

The sexual assault reports are alienating the more principled conservative voters, who are either switching to Clinton (the more moderate ones) or Gary Johnson (the smaller uber-conservative-libertarian fringe). Trump’s support comes more from the right-wing and fascists, which is less about conservative ideas and more about opposition to humanitarian progress in society. They probably wouldn’t care even if they thought he was guilty of sexual assault.

Dalillama
Dalillama
5 years ago

@History Nerd

Trump’s support comes more from the right-wing and fascists, which is less about conservative ideas and more about opposition to humanitarian progress in society.

This is a distinction without a difference. Conservatism seeks to conserve existing patterns of privilege and oppression; this means it is intrinsically opposed to humanitarian progress of society, the latter being mostly about breaking down existing patterns of privilege and oppression.

Alan Robertshaw
5 years ago

Any Brit Mammotheers watching Jeremy Paxman’s thing about the election?

Paxman is a fan of Mencken so this is his starting point.

http://www.azquotes.com/picture-quotes/quote-on-some-great-and-glorious-day-the-plain-folks-of-the-land-will-reach-their-heart-s-h-l-mencken-19-67-94.jpg

Some people may not like his language

“You’re voting for Trump? We have a word for people like you, mad”

But I particularly like

“He’s trying a charm offensive but without the charm and just the offensive”

and

“He was the rank outsider, with emphasis on the rank”

Policy of Madness
Policy of Madness
5 years ago

and i thought the official explanation of why she must be making it up was crazy

No.

Scildfreja Unnýðnes
Scildfreja Unnýðnes
5 years ago

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