You may think you know everything about the terribleness of women that there is to know.
But do you know about Hike Misandry?
Over in the Men Going Their Own Way subreddit one outdoor adventurer clues us in on this insidious new form of feminine evil.
Damn those FAKEÂ HIKER GIRLS!
One MGTOW suggests that men should also be wary of women who claim to exercise. Â (As if!)
Stay safe, men, stay safe. It’s a treacherous world out there.
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Who goes for a 1 mile hike? Isn’t that just a walk?
@WWTH
Oh, no, actually, I live in São Paulo, which is, I believe, the biggest city in latin america (correct me if i’m wrong). It isnt too easy to find secluded places around here either, so we drived and drived… Once we drived for 3 days, always by the seaside. Then we started coming back home, stopping along the way. Sometimes we’d ask someone at the gas station or the place where we slept if they knew anything nice around, sometimes we’d just watch the signs at the road for a cool name and go check it. Both the US and Canada are HUGE and about as “young” as Brazil, so maybe it could be possible (not trying to lecture you, you know better, of course). You’d need to sacrifice a lot of comfort, though.
Oooor you could just come here! The dollar is crazy high, we are going through economic crisis and the whole Zika vibe, so it may be affordable for you. And you already have a guide for free! :3
@Scildfreja – That’s a VERY gross site. Probably shouldn’t be referenced here.
What site is that?
One of my favorite Appalachian Trail stories concerns a woman named Cindy Ross, who spent a month backpacking on the AT with her husband and two (2) children still in diapers. I still can’t quite figure out how I could manage to do that.
Also I met my wife on a 20-mile day hike across the Pemigewasset Wilderness in the White Mountains. I was impressed at how well she pretended to walk. After that she pretended to climb about 70 trailless mountains in Northern Maine and complete the 48 peaks of the White Mountain Four Thousand Footers in winter while pregnant (not all 48 while pregnant, but still). I knew dozens of couples who enjoyed hiking together. But first, you have to enjoy each other’s company.
I suspect that this dude’s problem is that the only thing he wants a woman’s company for is a bit more difficult to accomplish comfortably along a rocky trail.
@Glenn
You would know.
@Scildfreja
As I am a fun killer and very against making people see nasty stuff without knowing what it is…
It’s very extreme anal stretching. It may also include lots of blood. Its very disturbing for most people.
There, now you don’t have to be traumatized.
Can you imagine if he went hiking with a woman who loved it more than him, though? He’d probably bitch about how she was denying him his natural male position as the leader by walking ahead of him on the trail. She’d offer him bug spray and he would get offended that she thought he needed a woman’s help to stay safe from bugs. And god forbid she mention anything about the plants or wild life. He’d be all “Stupid women waste their time learning about plants and animals nowadays instead of focusing on children and the home” And of course if hiking eventually made him tired while she was still going, he’d feel so damn emasculated that he’d never wanna go hiking again with anyone, much less a woman.
Sorry, Chiomara. For some reason I read that as you going on day trips. There’s some good wilderness 2 days drive from me. Lots of stuff in the mountain west. I’d probably want to live in Utah if it weren’t such a conservative area. I love the reddish mountains and rock formations all over the state.
This reminds me of all the grumpy Baby Boomers and hipster technophobes who think that kids today are too “self-absorbed” and should just “enjoy the moment” without taking a photo to remember it by (they say on Facebook and other social media).
( :3 I know what it is, i was wondering what he’d do in response to being asked. probs something gross!)
I miss hiking out in the wilderness. Nowhere near the ocean, but not far from the mountains and some absolutely gorgeous hikes. The Rockwall trail is especially gorgeous, and convenient, with lots of escapes out to the highway if you want to cut your trip a little short for rain or something
(not my pictures, but I’ve been there!)
http://canadianrockieshiking.com/images/uploads/photos/333/rockwall_pass3__large.jpg
http://adventures.com/Content/Media/Trip-457/TripPhoto4855.jpg
and from the highway,
http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d1/JimFisher1956/dsc05882_edited.jpg
And of course there’s good old Mt Robson.
http://i.imgur.com/9tv3K.jpg
I need to get back in shape.
I find Gov. Rick Perry a total wimp ever since he bragged about shooting rattlesnakes and lone coyotes, because I grew up in the black hills and badlands, and when I was about five my mom gave me the rundown on what to do if you encounter a rattlesnake and would turn me loose. Rattlesnakes don’t want to hurt you unless you’re crossing their boundaries, and coyotes are skittish unless in a pack, so the thought of needing a firearm in these situations was laughable to me.
Both of my parents were avid hikers and campers and did cross country motorcycle trips with me perched in my kiddie seat (why I’m not impressed with bad boy Harley Davidson posers who exclusively cruise around town), and we logged some major hours. Granted, you will never catch me going faster than a brisk walk ever, but I can death march all day and hop up slopes like they were stairs. Well okay, as long as they’re under 80°.
PS- Oooooh are we doing food pics now? I have a question: I love to cook and don’t do social networking, would it too obtrusive to jump in with a food pic just once in a while? As long as it was only when I was extra proud?
please give me food pictures
Oh man, I walk all over Minneapolis (about 2 hours a day of walking, by choice) and I avoid telling people about it because they think it’s so weird! They offer me rides and try to explain how I could take the bus (which I also do). All this time I could have been getting validation!
Part of this guy’s issue seems to be that women wore nice athletic wear for their dates with him. Of course if a woman had looked less than perfect it would have been horrible misandry against him and his boner.
Unrelated to topic, but I just saw this and need to vent.
CW: This is a news report about pedophilia and arranged marriages
It makes me blindingly angry that things like this go on – well, anywhere, really, but in the US it is outrageous. Any MRA who says that women here need to stop complaining because it’s not as bad as in Pakistan needs to sit down and shut up.
Man. Late last year I had surgery on my back and I’m now no longer in pain when I walk. I don’t need a cane. I can comfortably walk a half-mile at a time.
WOO!
That guy can go soak his head. People not hardcore enough hikers for you? They probably just didn’t brag about their hiking adventures as much as he did. (Or didn’t make stuff up.)
The whole snake shooting thing is so goddamn weird to Australians in general – we’re all taught the same thing GenJones was – most snakes are non-aggressive and will run away if you give them the chance to.
I’ve come across tigersnakes in the wild at least twenty times in my life and I’m fine. Rattlesnakes have a toxicity level of 0.1, tigersnakes of 4.2.
Anyway, if you mess around trying to attack the snake you’re way more likely to get bitten.
@Scildfreja
But you see it’s not that bad compared to the EVUL middle easterners ransacking towns raping women and-
No, no. I’m not going to rageball myself over this completely abhorrent practice and those in support of it.
In good news Obama drank Flint water to prove credibility and forced his hand on NC on the anti trans bathroom bill. Both I think are great moves. So on NC I am tremendously happy that Obama is not going to tolerate outright bigotry in this instance and I hope that means in the future other people would be more willing to not be more active on this issue.
As a personal request, I have one hypothetical that a right wing shitbird former associate of mine often used. The oft repeated incident where refugees supposedly trample food in demand for money. In case I ever hear that again, I’d like something factual to shoot him down with. I could wish bad things but since as far as I know that he’s a friendless, bitter medical student, I don’t think I could do worse to him.
I’m gonna call BS on the first guy’s story about going on hiking dates.
And I’m gonna call BS on the second guy’s story about a woman hitting on him.
Both guys are remarkably charm-free.
@GenJones
I would also enjoy food pics.
The refugees didn’t trample food. In one particular camp, they asked for money to purchase food instead of having food provided, for a number of reasons. Apparently the most common reason was that cooking together helped the camp emotionally. Some people felt that the food being provided was making them ill.
A local representative called it ‘trampling on hospitality’. People used words like ‘demanded’ or ‘threats’, but there was no hunger strike. I imagine some strong language may have been used, but I didn’t find a record of that either.
@Steampunked
Thank you for helping to disprove the events, well at least made proper justification about the sotuation Could you also provide some links to that as well?
It’s annoying to deal with people who use a person to smear an entire group with and so forth, how simpleminded must one be to think that everyone in something is an exact clone. Then back it up using so much pseudoscience it shames me to think some of these people are supposed to be educated in the sciences.
This but without the cute and replace with hate with the smug,
Caked with misinformation.
Before I suffered a back injury I was a keen cyclist over the hills and dales of the Peak District. Because I’m English the worst I had to deal with was the occasional ornery sheep. I miss being able to do that, and I did it on me own as well.
Does *anyone* enjoy mosquitoes hanging around and biting them? Mr. Fake-hiking-bitches needs to go where he can enjoy mosquitoes, ticks, and leeches (the actual blood sucking flat worm-looking ones).
I need a herd of goats. The ones that ‘faint’, because totally different business idea.