You may think you know everything about the terribleness of women that there is to know.
But do you know about Hike Misandry?
Over in the Men Going Their Own Way subreddit one outdoor adventurer clues us in on this insidious new form of feminine evil.
Damn those FAKEÂ HIKER GIRLS!
One MGTOW suggests that men should also be wary of women who claim to exercise. Â (As if!)
Stay safe, men, stay safe. It’s a treacherous world out there.
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Suuuuure she was “constantly hitting on you”, fella. And suuuuure she “mighta been athletic”, but you didn’t take the bait.
But do you know about Mike Hisandry?
Sounds like a radio presenter.
I love when they act as if it’s everyone else, except them, acting like little baby children.
Hiking Girl is a type of Trainer that first debuted in Generation IV. So far, they have only appeared in Pokémon Battle Revolution.
Back in my day (gen 1 – 3) Hiker trainers were only ever men, these fake girl hikers are ruining this franchise.
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For an alternate viewpoint
http://chazwantstobattle.blogspot.co.uk/2011/03/theres-always-one.html
(An interesting side note is that outdoor activites rarely seem to have female Pokemon trainers – apparently all the hiker girls are concentrating on hiking, not Pokemon)
Hey, you guys want to see my MGTOW impression? Here it is:
“Look at me everybody, I’m a MGTOW. I take my highly biased and unreliable interpretation of my personal anecdotes as irrefutable evidence of how the whole world works. I’m going to go my own way now, I swear, right after my 18th consecutive hour of ragecrying into my keyboard about women.BOOO HOO HOO HOO.”
Because there’s no such thing as someone who likes hiking, but hates mosquitoes and rain.
The second guy may have seriously dodged a bullet there. Some of those exercising women are seriously into the pancakes.
Can you imagine trying to enjoy any activity with one of these hypercritical asshats?
You know they’re just rays of sunshine.
So close to almost just talking about a cool hobby, pal. So close. I was rooting for you.
(No I wasn’t.)
So, she claims to like an activity, yet when she tries it with you, she doesn’t appear to be enjoying it?
Hmm…wonder what the common factor could be….?
so he had a couple bad “hiking dates” and decides he’s done with women forever?
even if you read this guy extremely charitably, give him every benefit of the doubt, this is ridiculous.
http://tastyfoodsnacks.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/Hot-fluffy-stack-of-Pancakes-this-is-foodporn.png
http://www.bbcgoodfood.com/sites/default/files/styles/bbcgf_recipe_desktop/public/feature/feature-hero-img/2016/02/pancakes-without-eggs-flour-milk-main.jpg
http://the-dogs-breakfast.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/salmon_blinis_3.jpg
Because it’s obviously impossible to enjoy an activity AND enjoy taking pictures of it.
These guys get more confusing everyday, I swear.
But yesterday, we learned from the wise world of MGTOW that hiking and climbing are bad because they make women go from effeminate to butch and manly. I’m confused!
I guess women are supposed to be adept at outdoorsy stuff if men want them to be, but we must look fragile and frail and we must have perfect makeup and hair at all times.
My guess is one of two things happened. He only goes for women who are really shallow and only interested in maintaining their appearance and then gets offended when they don’t have interests that might be incompatible with maintaining a constant perfect appearance.
Or she was genuinely into hiking but his company was so terrible that she faked an intolerance for the elements to get away from the date.
Because I’ve known plenty of genuinely outdoorsy women.
OMG women totes ruin the wilderness with their clothes and photos and socializing and walking!
The proper way to enjoy nature is silently, in rags.
“When I hike, I hike. I’m going my own way.”
Absolutely hilarious! Can’t stop laughing. These men really believe that they are always the center of attention. Almost as if they believe that women go hiking just to be around them. It never occurs to them that women hike to hike just like they hike to hike.
Man, I remember that time I didn’t climb Olympus. Didn’t take me two days. I definitely don’t remember not being exhausted and sweaty and hardly able to move my legs until I didn’t get to the shelter on the top. I was so very not proud to not reach the second highest peak of the mountain, and certainly not disappointed to not be unable to get to the highest one due to my fear of heights and lack of climbing skills. My legs were definitely not aching horribly by the time I didn’t get back down, nor for a few days after. But hey, at least I got some neat photos out of the whole thing, which I photoshopped myself in because I never actually climbed the mountain.
(I had a guy help me with the photoshopping, of course. I wouldn’t know how to use computer programs on my own. What are computer programs?)
Oh, no! These women are dangerous! They might…might…get fit!
And leave you behind in the dust.
To find your own way. Finally!
…he wrote, on social media.
Re: pancakes
https://www.wehuntedthemammoth.com/2016/01/11/beware-the-pancake-eating-girlfriends-of-doom-red-pill-dude-warns/
Also, my food is so boring. I only like pancakes with syrup and a tiny amount of butter.
@ weirwoodtreehugger
Or he wasn’t on a date at all but simply saw women having fun taking pictures and then filled in the details with a bunch of stock misogyny: women as vain, fragile, whiny etc…
Interesting. I didn’t know I couldn’t like the outdoors and also not like mosquitos or bad weather. I clearly chose the wrong career path, thinking I enjoyed working outside. Also, need to tell the men I work with they aren’t allowed to claim to like the outdoors if they don’t like all the nasties Mother Nature dreamed up.
… wait. *Mother* Nature?! Sounds like more misandry to me!
Can you imagine a woman keeps repeatedly hitting on a guy by constantly telling him she exercises? Has anyone here ever seen anyone other than 15 yo boys engaging in such behavior? Those guys engage in conversations with women so rarely that they don’t even know what they sound like.
Which of us hasnt been harassed by a woman in a leopard thong trusting her hips and saying “Boy, look at that body… Boy look at that body… Boy look at that body… I work out!” – It totes happens all the time, you guys! But that’s not enough to lure me!
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=wyx6JDQCslE
Wish I knew how to embed this magnificent vÃdeo.
@chio, swap the https:/m.* with http://www.* and it should work!
(don click on that link obv, it doesn’t work!)
Women not hiking with pack goats:
http://img2.timeinc.net/health/img/web/2012/09/blogs/hiking-with-goats-200×200.jpg
Another woman not hiking with a goat:
http://static.tumblr.com/uu0zpcm/IaDm7cxu8/3068_112814590280_2181417_n.jpeg
A woman not hiking with her beta provider with goats:
http://www.saranaclake.com/files/images/HWG-new_friends_on_trail.jpg
Woman hiker not looking at a goat:
Little girls not hiking with goats:
http://wac.450f.edgecastcdn.net/80450F/newsradio1310.com/files/2015/09/GoatKid_maximili_THinkStock-300×200.jpg
Or alternatively, fit women can be into:
http://youtu.be/30CExwoUyVQ